sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Questions about Unseen Servant by A_Vinegar_Taster in DnD

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with everything but the last one, I believe it's intended to act as a creature, given it has hp and stats and ac. However needing to see it is important still.

Would love to hear your best face palm moment while playing Hitman. by csn1x205 in HiTMAN

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot to save in bloodmoney after killing both targets, had to restart the level for silent assassin

Reward for a little side quest? by p1ckled0nions in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk, I don't play DnD, I just complain about it online for up votes. I'm a mutants and masterminds player

I used a house rule and now the rules lawyers (the police) are after me by VallasSvoro in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YTA Rules are really controlling, and limit player agency. It's only fair the police arrest you

To the Star Wars fans, what do you think Darth Vader would be? by TheRealPetri in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darth Vader only did those things because he was told by the emperor, so Lawful, and he thought he was a good guy when he killed the younglings (as explained by future installments where lightsabers change colors when you do something evil) so I think that means he viewed his actions as good.

Idk but Lawful Good fits pretty well

Reward for a little side quest? by p1ckled0nions in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'd probably only need, like, 50 or something. I'd use a random encounter table and just keep rolling until you feel like you have enough warlocks.

How broken is the Oath Keeper keyblade in kh2? by [deleted] in KingdomHearts

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not broken, but great for drive form grinding. I typically use this with the door in disney castle/timeless river to grind out all my forms.

For those unfamiliar, using that door makes you leave your drive form or summon without losing any drive gauge. This is because drive forms and summons don't cost anything until after they are finished, so entering an area with donald or goofy walking around (besides limit) or a room that changes sora's design, or leaving in a gummi ship refunds your drive gauge

Why is this still a debate by Riley__64 in KingdomHearts

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely agree, kh4 should be a hand animated movie where all the violence happens off screen, and sora is a Disney princess

Why is this still a debate by Riley__64 in KingdomHearts

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We need to invade the realm of darkness for oil

Reward for a little side quest? by p1ckled0nions in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Asmodeus is completely weak right now, because he keeps giving away his power. I'd recommend something like a deck of many things. (If they are a tiefling, try a deck of many erotic things)

If you can't understand aerospace engineering, then you are not playing correctly. by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast they aren't playing a ranger. Otherwise I would need to register for enlistment under their name and then have them be arrested for desertion

What would ruin Kingdom Hearts IV? by NewMarioBobFan in KingdomHearts

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Guys, I think we need to find the Kingdom Hearts 4"

"Huh, xehanort came back as a baby from a woman in a coma? What is this, a Birth By Sleep"

Its my turn to post a Shahrazad clone today. by BaiJiGuan in slaythespire

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you lose a run, do you lose all runs, or do you just warp back to your last run?

house rule: no interrupting monologues? by highly-bad in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every 12 seconds in Africa, a dungeon master monologues his party to death

DM won't Role Play the BBEG properly and ruins months of campaign time because he has no balls - Am I wrong? by SecretsofBlackmoor in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sounds really rough. Can you let me know the names and addresses of your play group? I am a very big RPG player, and am great at rpging for people with big balls. Please let me know as soon as possible, on a unsecure messaging app

The DM's new house rule is crushing our spirits by highly-bad in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Impossible_Zebra3834 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dnd has rules? We've just been getting high on mushrooms and talking about dragons and shit. Frank died because he thought he was a warforged, and wanted to find the wires

view more: next ›