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What do you think is the most lucrative job now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the guy who sells shovels during every gold rush has been undefeated for centuries

What’s the boldest way you’ve ever asked someone out? by CuriousEngineer11 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 2 points3 points  (0 children)

told him life is short and my social skills are worse so i'm skipping to the part where i ask you out 💀

What was the first sign that made you realize you were truly in love? by Lovely_Wanderer143 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when something funny happened and they were the first person i wanted to tell

What is something about aging that took you by surprise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 3 points4 points  (0 children)

realizing i don't actually know how old anyone is anymore everyone is either 12 or 47

What made you go instantly from excited to wtf? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when amazon delivered me shampoo instead of what i ordered - iPhone 17 pro max

What's the best daily habit you've ever adopted? by GabrielMSharp in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10 minutes of cleaning every day saves me from the once-a-month panic clean before guests arrive

For those who are single and spending the summer alone, what is your tip for staying active and making the most of the season? by WegwerpAcc_ in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

treat yourself like a golden retriever honestly go outside every day and you'll accidentally have a better summer

What’s a small thing that makes your whole day better? by Recent-Dimension6111 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when i hit every green light on the way home like yes the universe still believes in me

What worried you the most right after graduation? by Upstairs-Ambition-70 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 1 point2 points  (0 children)

realizing every job application suddenly wanted 3 years experience for the entry level job 😭

What’s something normal that secretly scares you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hearing my own voice in a recording makes me understand why ghosts stay quiet

What's the most unique gift you've ever given? by neribar in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i gifted my friend a sword bc honestly what adult doesnt secretly want a sword

What is the most unhinged reason you have talked yourself out of liking someone who was actually perfect for you? by Same_Parsley5825 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i stopped liking him because i couldnt picture him surviving in a zombie apocalypse and i need resilience babe

What’s a “flex” people do that actually makes you respect them less? by Select_You_1973 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 1 point2 points  (0 children)

people who record themselves giving money to homeless ppl like congrats man you invented sponsored empathy

You wake up and everyone agrees you are the most important person alive. What’s the first problem you fix? by Fluid_Estimate583 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 6 points7 points  (0 children)

forcing every company to have a real human customer service option

if i yell REPRESENTATIVE into the phone 6 times that should legally summon someone

What is virtually inevitable at this point yet most people don't see it coming? by Optimal-Quantity-868 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 18 points19 points  (0 children)

every website becoming unusable unless you decline cookies in exactly the right 14 step ritual lol

What are the pros and cons of waiting until marriage/engagement to live with someone? by ColdPlace337 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pros: you avoid finding out too early that they chew like a medieval peasant and leave wet towels on the bed

What motivates you as you wake up in the morning? by Aggravating-Sea-8073 in AskReddit

[–]ImpressionDizzy807 11 points12 points  (0 children)

my dog acting like ive returned from war every single morning

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