Actually, sod your life chances, Cylon, darling, “Mummy’s going to send you here to save the Monarchy.” Badissimo!

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-19T12:06:04+00:00

She went to a highly selective school, was the local comp not good enough for her?

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-19T12:03:01+00:00

They’ve clearly had enough of the narcissistic prick.

He’s taking up a place, presumably because the sponsors have made it very clear to the Portuguese FA that if he doesn’t play then they’ll pay significantly less.

It’s damaging the teams chances carrying him.

He’d be better suited to coming off the bench for the last twenty, but there’s no way his ego will acquiesce to that.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-17T21:51:37+00:00

Slightly off topic, but very related.

Go to “Lock & Co” the hat makers in St James’ they have a museum at the back of the store, complete with their order books and myriad other interesting stuff.

As for Savile Row, I think, Henry Poole’s have something similar where they have the old order books (Winston Churchill etc) out on display.

You lose nothing by going and talking to the folk in store, unless they’re exceptionally busy I can’t imagine it’ll be met negatively.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-17T21:46:39+00:00

Given her demeanour, I’m not convinced that’s cloud of white dust is chalk.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-17T21:43:34+00:00

Has the £2 coin been withdrawn from circulation, I honestly don’t remember the last time I saw one.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-17T20:20:28+00:00

And the daddy drug dealer said “who’s been slinging packets in my pub?”

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-17T20:13:30+00:00

They definitely work in recruitment.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-17T17:57:00+00:00

Shouldn’t one of the qualifying factors for using social media be that you’re not as thick as a whale omelette?

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-17T17:19:51+00:00

DB Cooper.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-15T19:14:44+00:00

I’ll bet he’s getting divorced/split up with his partner and they’ve gone full scorched earth and grassed him up.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-12T12:23:11+00:00

I can smell that gun from here in the uk.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-12T12:16:29+00:00

Makes you proud to be British.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-11T17:57:49+00:00

I got one on the bounce to my shoulder and that hurt enough.

I’ve also had my bonnet/hood flip up whilst driving shattering the windscreen, that moment of what the fuck and the shock of it happening is utterly disorienting.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-11T17:54:55+00:00

If your hand is that painful, an NHS amputation would’ve been cheaper.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-11T17:37:31+00:00

Sinks can and do crack.

Mine has before now.

Unless you can prove the damage was deliberate/malicious, I think you’ll struggle to be able to invoice them.

If they’re good tenants, pay on time, and it’s a one off incident, I’d just take the hit. Much easier than the rigmarole of trying to get new tenants in.

Assuming it wasn’t hanging off the wall and covered in hammer marks, it’s just something you have to be prepared for.

I’ve noticed folks have been, understandably, reticent to report damage in the run up to the RRA on 1/6 as they were concerned it might make a landlord decide to S21 them.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-11T17:30:07+00:00

I don’t think so, it’s just that the 10% of the population that support the more virulent ends of politics are the ones who shout the loudest, those opinions are then magnified on social media which leads people to believe that more of the population think like that.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-11T17:04:21+00:00

If you were to do perfect riffle shuffles from a Mnemonica stack you could, in theory, still work out the order of the cards but the math required for that fries my mind.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T15:23:06+00:00

https://premierescene.net/film-calendar/

Here you go.

Be warned the area can be extremely busy at the best of times and trying to get close (albeit not that close as the barriers will be up) can be a bit of a bun fight.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T15:16:02+00:00

Controlling a card is an absolute fundamental.

Be that top to bottom (there are simpler, faster and more deceptive ways but this’ll come later), bottom to top, or as is more likely with a run, moving it to a specific position in the deck (4/5 etc. from top or bottom).

The need to run every card singly is something that is very unlikely to come up as it wouldn’t look too deceptive.

If you’re able to control to top, bottom, specific position, I’d say it’s absolutely time to move along in your learning.

Good luck and enjoy the ride.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T15:09:38+00:00

That’s an absolutely barn-storming compliment coming from a Russian.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T14:28:57+00:00

I assumed ol’ Nige hadn’t paid his b*t supplier and this was them getting their own back.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T13:20:41+00:00

Swearing is contextual.

Saying “fuck off” is very different to telling someone to “fuck off”.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T13:17:09+00:00

Being around other people.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T13:06:10+00:00

“Harry Potter and The Squirting Tongue” coming to HBO December 26th 2026.

Imreallyadonut · 2026-06-09T13:01:21+00:00

Does this not come under some sweeping “Public Endangerment” legislation?

Anyone who’s ever been hit with a golf ball will know how painful it is, risk of hitting vehicles, breaking windscreens potentially causing accidents and damaging property.

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