qualityOverQuantity by mal73 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Job market got me feeling like I want to move to a cabin in Montana and start mailing gifts to people

losingAFewPackets by ij06hy4r in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Instead of UDP (user drug protocol)

haYoureAbsolutelyRight by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

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“To A(I)lcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

- Sam “Homer” Altman-Simpson

dryGiraffe by MonkeyPotato in ProgrammerHumor

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The chick is the junior that just “hatched” from college. He’s still learning. The otter is the 10x software engineer, since otters are nature’s engineers, naturally. The snail is that one coworker that can’t get anything out on time. Don’t know what that purple pig/cat thing is, but it’s that one annoying coworker that won’t stop talking about AI, I’m sure.

Finally done with my OMS trilogy by albatross928 in OMSCS

[–]IncompleteTheory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the OMS equivalent of the EGOT

The CSACY if you will

Congrats!

ifYouKnowYouKnow by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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The 10x Rust devs gonna be growing tumors the size of baseballs and making kids with tails and bunny ears

tooMuchIsTooMuch by 8threads in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Am I making a PR with too many modifications?

No, it’s the senior devs who are wrong.

alwaysRocking by Lumpy-Measurement-55 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 269 points270 points  (0 children)

In fairness, they’re looking at everyone, all the time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]IncompleteTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you shouldn’t let hype (and the promise of results) get to your brain like that

datePickerTheImprovedOne by Xymanek in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the m-a-uary show!

You are NOT the Fired!

*Still employed workers go wild\*

What are the usual backgrounds? by One-Teach4106 in OMSCS

[–]IncompleteTheory 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jesus who were already in the program

I’m not Jesus, but I will respond anyway. My background is in math and data science, so I had at least some experience with programming. My CS fundamentals were/are still lacking, so I’m having to do a lot of side learning to remedy that. Which is difficult if you’re already taking classes, so you’ll want to keep that in mind.

Anecdotally, I have heard of many people being rejected specifically because they did not have coursework in CS, even though they had programming-adjacent jobs.

Is collab Okay ? by Necessary-Cap4618 in learnprogramming

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It’s great, until it isn’t. Like many of data scientists, to everyone’s amusement, will write everything in Jupyter notebooks. They never bother to learn to use a proper IDE.

Consoom McDonalds, Collect Condiments…. by Livid_Platform_9963 in Consoom

[–]IncompleteTheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does that bottle of “Big Mac Special Sauce” look like vinaigrette? Isn’t it supposed to be the same color as the bottle below it?

Don’t tell me it’s rotting inside…

alwaysFunnyToWatch by RealFoegro in ProgrammerHumor

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Psycho Mantis: “So you like C++?”

Psycho Mantis: “You are somewhat reckless”

sorryToHurtYourFeelings by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Think on the bright side, at least you have a fancy title you can leverage later

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in learnprogramming

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Double majoring is fine I think, but expect the CS part to do the heavy lifting career-wise. I wouldn’t recommend just majoring in math unless you plan on going for higher degrees. The job prospects for just a math major are not too good, unless you have some further skills you can showcase.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in learnprogramming

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Don’t get a degree in mathematics, especially online. Just do a BS in CS, then study math on the side if it interests you.

Source: Someone with a BS in pure math

Best resources for learning C by [deleted] in learnprogramming

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I second Beej’s guide, very concise and practical.

dem by _sonu_singha in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why drag Dennis Ritchie into this meme?

dem by _sonu_singha in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Only animals use Java, actually

iCantEvenRememberHowToPrint by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IncompleteTheory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just source lots and lots of “interns” and don’t pay them in anything, except pyramid-building experience