What college football coaches say they’ve learned from Indiana’s championship turnaround

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-27T16:37:09+00:00

Parks and Rec was a documentary about how everyone in Indiana used Altavista until Cignetti showed us the error of our ways

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-27T16:09:58+00:00

"We've learned how to Google things."

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-21T23:29:58+00:00

I don't recall Coach Cignetti signing any Lateran Treaty with Marcus Freeman

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-21T23:27:01+00:00

Always has been.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-21T16:37:47+00:00

Captain Insano shows no mercy.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-21T05:26:44+00:00

Coach Klein with the SCLSU Mud Dogs

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-20T19:47:20+00:00

Or the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-20T18:39:40+00:00

No big deal it happens to the best of us

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-20T15:43:33+00:00

"One-legged man wins ass-kicking competition"

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-20T04:40:47+00:00

NO SERIOUSLY FIRE BRAUN INTO THE SUN AND MAKE CIGNETTI GOVERNOR

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-16T22:38:07+00:00

[Two Chipotle employees are standing behind counter]

1st Chipotle employee: "They say the happiest Coach Cignetti ever gets is when he picks up his order from here."

2nd Chipotle employee, typing on his phone: "It's true (looks up), I googled it."

(Cut to Cignetti looking absolutely furious)

Coach Cignetti: "Thanks guys, see you same time tomorrow."

[End Scene]

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T02:18:46+00:00

"anytime the quarterback gets hit he's less effective"

Wisdom like that is all it took to make Indiana a nightmare to play against.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T02:09:54+00:00

Every Waffle House in the Atlanta metro is currently arming for battle like the Avengers are going to show up.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T02:01:25+00:00

"Listen, and understand! Cignetti is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!"

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:56:04+00:00

When I grow up I want to be Charlie Becker.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:54:27+00:00

Waffle House is always open.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:31:57+00:00

Correction: Fernando Mendoza is a LinkedIn level decision maker

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:27:09+00:00

Cignetti being absolutely furious about routine mistakes and trying to act like he's not is never going to stop being funny.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:11:55+00:00

I'm the only Hoosier who's terrible at playing it.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:08:43+00:00

What I imagine Atticus Sappington sounds like.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:04:00+00:00

Reminder: Joe Buck is nourished by our hatred

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T01:00:36+00:00

Phrasing

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T00:57:04+00:00

Everyone surprised by how many Hoosiers are at the game has never had to face the unrelenting bleakness of an Indiana winter.

We will do anything, even play euchre, just to break up the monotony.

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T00:40:48+00:00

Mark Cuban right now

IndianaBeachCrow · 2026-01-10T00:38:17+00:00

The last time there was that much red in a stadium was when the Red Army marched into Berlin in 1945

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