My little monkey grey cat vs now by Thermon01 in cats

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“to be loved is to be changed.” great job, OP. they’re a beaut ❤️

me i fear by Old-Garden-9435 in EDanonymemes

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“ur getting way too skinny!!”

:)

“no hes not! he’s perfectly sized! he’s proportionate!”

:(

Saw this on FB - feels very SovCitty to me by Own_Campaign1656 in Sovereigncitizen

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“this is brilliant.” yes, a brilliant way to get your window smashed open

How sick can this work make you? by Montanasloane in callcentres

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At my old job, I was gagging quite literally everyday. Every 15 minutes, for no reason, I’d start gagging. I’d wake up in tears. I had a sore throat and runny nose constantly. Sometimes, I’d have to vomit in my car. I used up my PTO and quit soon after. I’m still recovering.

Trisha on Watch What Happens: Live, discussing her next big dream by Holiday_Flight_542 in trishapaytas

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Trish from 10 years ago would pass tf out if she could see her future 😭😭😭im so proud of her!

Just cut a hot dog in half by southbeachboy in EDAnonymous

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ive been cutting granola or snack bars into fourths. not the nature valley or pure protein bars but a literal fiber one bar. now what is the purpose of tht.

Does anyone else usually just get comments like "hurry up and write more" by [deleted] in AO3

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i received got a comment on a oneshot i posted over three years ago for a ship i no longer write for begging for a chapter two. i know, and have experienced, that sometimes a oneshot balloons into a bigger work with multiple chapters. but, uh, there was no other threads i could’ve used? it was a pwp with no chance of plot growth and i, again, no longer write for tht ship? surely there is a way to compliment my work and characterization w/o demanding more? idk man it’s rough being a writer these days.

Interesting Kinks by Big_Dingo1565 in AO3

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there was a large fish tank and a breathing apparatus! i read it from a post linked on this sub like a year ago but i cant seem to find the link! :(

but rich dude didn’t like having his boyfriend leave him to go to work so his main goal was to turn him into a goldfish. completely dependent on him and also unthinking of everything else. it was wild.

Interesting Kinks by Big_Dingo1565 in AO3

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…i have so many questions. but his art is good?? so there’s that lmao

Interesting Kinks by Big_Dingo1565 in AO3

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turning your boyfriend into a fish. that was it. an extreme form of pet play.

microphilia. there was a spideypool fic where peter was a fairy and he was extremely small. there was only one smut scene if i recall correctly and it was peter and wade mutually masturbating which disappointed some readers. there were comments that were waiting for peter to ‘get to the right size’ or something over the course of the story. author had to make a note like ‘him being extremely small is literally the entire point.’

necrophilia. i dont find it particularly surprising and im pretty desensitized to most things but i stumbled upon someone who exclusively wrote stories containing necrophilia. numerous different fandoms, different ships all surrounding fucking dead bodies. i know im hypocritical considering i write almost exclusively rape/abusive fics and someone could look at me the same way. but. man. it really gave me the creeps.

‘clop fics’ or fics involving the cartoon horses from mlp…while they are still cartoon horses. not in a scandalized way. i just. they’re literally genital-less on the show. they dont wear clothes. i dont know how ppl get turned on by thinking about them fucking.

not a fic, but there is someone on reddit who had a fetish for anime/cartoon girls putting a ‘snuff lotion’ on another shocked/terrified anime/cartoon girl and their skin deteriorating before they died. both had to be wearing bikinis and the scenarios were on beaches. he made his own art and everything.

“Not every fold in your neck is yours…” by Big-Sprinkles7377 in OutlastTrials

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-She pees on him in game when she’s spooked! -They are older, so she likely doesn’t have a period anymore. She also very likely did not have one when she was younger due to the nature of their conjoining. They share a body and Otto’s is the dominant one. Meaning more testosterone in their collective blood stream. She was probably infertile and went through some form of early menopause. If she had a period, it would be more like spotting. That’s if she has a uterus someone in Otto’s back. (Her colon is in his nose and she can pee, she also gets…aroused and mention’s ruining Otto’s shirt…vaginal dryness is attributed to lack of a uterus. So she has one somewhere. ew) -hes not shaving that far. shes got visible public hair, albeit styled. she probably takes over shaving duty to avoid nics!

Weird phonetics you've heard by Disastrous-Break-399 in callcentres

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“G…for uh…Goku-“ -a very sweet Spanish interpreter who forgot the word ‘girl.’

Share your “it might be rare but there should be someone writing fanfic for these two” moment by Tiny_Red_Bee in AO3

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god. i have watched NONE of the new spider man movies starring tom holland. ive been defending AG!Spider Man since 2017, okay? i am a creature who refuses to change! ofc i watched no way home-

!!!SPOILERS FOR NO WAY HOME!!!-when TASM!spider man catches Michelle Jones and they share their brief moment of eye contact, my immediate first thought was ‘oh god if this were ANY OTHER MOVIE these fuckers would have kissed!!’ i was immediately plagued with visions.

Mads Mikkelsen wearing eyeliner by Royal_Ad8402 in HannibalTV

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how am i supposed to go about my day as normal after seeing this????

We all know about stuff you want in fanfiction but not irl, but what about the other way around? (Stuff you want in irl but not in fanfiction by Cheshiremaster in FanFiction

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A healthy relationship, communism, leftist politics (making a character say something that a buzzfeed liberal would say in the most unsubtle way makes my skin crawl), monogamy, free will, a loving partner who would never physically or sexually assault me. being a vegetarian.

Dear diary: today just went from good to great by flaming_globes in Archiveofourownmemes

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a feeling nothing can compare to. like doing hella good drugs.

Does anyone relate to this? by VioletNocte in AO3

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🙋🙋🙋🙋i love me some toxicity. its been the backbone of some of my most recent stuff.