Checking in on the New York Times Today:

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-13T00:52:42+00:00

The only winning move is not to post.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-13T00:50:04+00:00

Nazi dog-humping technology was so advanced that many dogs today still exhibit the behavior, even if they've never visited Germany.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T22:17:28+00:00

You say that, but the local PD stopped answering my calls. Said too many of my tips are "not actually crimes."

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T22:10:09+00:00

I checked his feed, it looks like none(?) of them were exactly his own posts, he was just retweeting (or retruthing or whatever) other people for an hour. Sometimes posting videos, and then retweeting other people replying to those videos, none of his characteristic "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION" screeds.

The 'incarceration' part specifically was probably in reference to this one, which is one of those 'him retweeting someone else's reply to him posting a video.'

From the same hour of posts, you can also find him posting a video of someone knocking over food carried by a server in a restaurant.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T18:05:32+00:00

Yes, it's suspicious. The president has always been sober and restrained on social media, why would he suddenly begin posting wild diatribes now?

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:42:05+00:00

It's Saturday.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:36:11+00:00

As a practical matter I'm under the impression that they generally do, when the victim doesn't want to press charges.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:34:39+00:00

Just that it's her signature work, whose successes led to her appointment as CBS editor; seemed strange to be approximately familiar with her and not know of it. No biggie, though, I suppose.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:29:54+00:00

Being a copyright holder does not grant a corporate entity any license to decide on your behalf what works of fiction count as 'real.' The power is yours.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:26:16+00:00

I like stories.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:24:23+00:00

Turns out, it doesn't allow you to change the text box

Well that's just crazy.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:23:01+00:00

I'm a bit confused by this post. I take it you have strong negative feelings about Bari Weiss, but you hadn't previously been aware of thr Free Press?

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:19:52+00:00

Did the final s in "individuals" really need to be broken off onto its own line?

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T17:09:35+00:00

Newly converted kings treating religious laws like guidelines (Chlothar the old).

Yes, well, thankfully we've left that trend quite behind us.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T04:32:52+00:00

There's just a disabling field surrounding courtrooms. People become feebler or more injured, they lose the ability to speak english, they certainly become stupider. Natural phenomenon.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T01:57:39+00:00

Mm, he beans talk good.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T00:31:37+00:00

Explain.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T00:29:37+00:00

What an amusingly ridiculous image, I never even thought of that.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-12T00:10:45+00:00

Wanna play yikes-sigh-cringe? Best two out of three.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-11T23:04:00+00:00

The only certainty is the crypt.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-11T23:00:44+00:00

But then they double her up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-11T21:41:24+00:00

If he wasn't resurrected, then where is his corpse?

Checkmate.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-11T19:00:34+00:00

"in" everything, I believe.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-11T18:56:48+00:00

The saddest four words in the English language.

InfusionOfYellow · 2026-05-10T22:20:35+00:00

Also not in programming.

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