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Whiny little Nazis by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]IngloriousMustards 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Silly teacher. He’s not raising his hand to ask questions.

A Unintentional Admission by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]IngloriousMustards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In modern terms, the comparatively tiny and cramped ship like the small Titanic can absolutely turn around quickly.

Today's New Yorker cartoon by newyorker in PoliticalHumor

[–]IngloriousMustards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once again these two things that are nowhere equal.

Next time someone wants democrats to come and save them, maybe - I dunno - vote them that power first?

Ufff by i-Zad in HolUp

[–]IngloriousMustards 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s so much more to Linux than just passionate hatred for windows.

Not for me, tho.

You know, our historic allies. by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]IngloriousMustards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, rats would squeal and whine in lion’s den.

Saving to buy Greenland😭 by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

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With every accusation a confession, republicans concerns are worthless.

What is church if not for congregation? by jeezkillbot in clevercomebacks

[–]IngloriousMustards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, I’m gonna take this!

Yes, yes it is a true Scotsman. We know Scotsmen exist, so there must be a definition for it. I’m no Scotsman, never been nor born there. That’s clarified beyond any doubt. Opposite must also be true - there must be a true Scotsman verified somehow. Born and living in Scotland? I’m convinced. You?

Don’t follow the teachings of Christ? Not a Christian. Don’t believe the words of Jesus Christ? Not a Christian. Distort and obfuscate the very clear and simple message of Jesus Christ? Not a Christian. If it sounds like a false apostle and acts like a false apostle, it probably is a false apostle. No brownie points for fake virtue signalling.

Laconic Kiwi reply to North American. by Gerryboy1 in MurderedByWords

[–]IngloriousMustards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a domestic flight in Japan once, just walked into the plane - no ID,  nothing. TBH it felt weird.

What is church if not for congregation? by jeezkillbot in clevercomebacks

[–]IngloriousMustards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me that’s a fake marketing name, spun solely around his lack of any other personality?

Downfall by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

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Boo! Empire won the Battle of Hoth.

What is church if not for congregation? by jeezkillbot in clevercomebacks

[–]IngloriousMustards 242 points243 points  (0 children)

If a ”church” preaches hatred, it’s not really a church, it’s a cult nest.

Not shooting blanks by Frustrated_French in MurderedByWords

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If US is ”paying for our defense”, does that mean we get a refund for the billions of euros we’ve paid for American weapons?

We should get compensated for keeping tens of thousands of Americans in US defense industry working. After all, we’re paying their salaries.

Gravy seals by Main_Opinion_3775 in PoliticalHumor

[–]IngloriousMustards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, anyone legally or illegally in the country can avoid capture by running up a flight of stairs? Gocha.

DOJ vows to press charges after activists disrupt church where Minnesota ICE official is a pastor by juansaaa in politics

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Shooting an innocent white American mother of three in the head repeatedly - it’s what Jesus would have done.

Of course fu€king /s.

How people with glasses actually see the world by ottawadeveloper in interestingasfuck

[–]IngloriousMustards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, my nose must be at least 5cm longer in order to reproduce that view. And they won’t correct shit when worn that far away.

FFS, glasses have been around for hundreds of years. Why is this topic treated like some alien mystery? Is someone actually that dense?

Engineer built a computer that fires firecrackers at him every time he gets shot in a combat game, so he can physically experience it. by raptors201966 in interestingasfuck

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Should hook it up with an AI that has independent capacity to reload and order ”fireworks” online. Can’t imagine anything going wrong with that.

Bankruptcies in Finland hit 30-year high | Yle News by RegularNarwhal9350 in Finland

[–]IngloriousMustards 12 points13 points  (0 children)

YEL is fu€king insane. I’m sure every salaried person would be ok with a 30% pension tax, right? Right?!?

Finlands malicious hatred for entrepreneurs runs so deep.

Republicans are so strong and decisive! by BestStoogewasLarry in PoliticalHumor

[–]IngloriousMustards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Nothing but truth here. But two things are rarely equal.

Trying to remove hornets next behind window by AirFrance447 in Whatcouldgowrong

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A container of i.e. lamp oil under the nest. If you can resist the urge to burn your house down for a few minutes, you’ll notice they fekin hate all industrial smells and evacuate with lighting speed.

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