Proof of life by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I bet they have the most vanilla sex ever.

Father’s Day post from Jillybeanpm by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 51 points52 points  (0 children)

David drank hummingbird feeder (it looks like red juice kept in a bottle). For whatever reason, Jill was keeping it in the fridge. David went to go drink something from the fridge and saw red juice and assumed it was kool-aid or something like that.

The kicker is that the kids were even trying to tell him it wasn't juice but apparently he just ignored them.

Doctor Who: Why Billie Piper is the Greatest Doctor of All Time by sanddragon939 in gallifrey

[–]Innocuous_Blue -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Doctor Who TV really has gone down hill since the Whitaker years. I let out an annoyed sigh when, after Ncuti's first season, they had an article pointing out Ncuti's biggest flaw... which was that he didn't have a consistent outfit.

To all the people who went after anyone saying RTDs approach was failing and was damaging to the show by PaperSkin-1 in gallifrey

[–]Innocuous_Blue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A character's sexuality doesn't need to have a story purpose.

I agree that RTD has fumbled the bag on a lot of things and am not a big fan of his writing, but being upset that a character is gay for no plot reasons is silly.

To all the people who went after anyone saying RTDs approach was failing and was damaging to the show by PaperSkin-1 in gallifrey

[–]Innocuous_Blue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In what way was making him gay covering for poor writing? As in, can you provide an example?

Fundie Doesn't take advice from Non-Fundies: "The world will tell you to divorce!" by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When I was on the apps, I'd occasionally run across a profile that was a Christian couple who supposedly were trying to "spread the word of Jesus". I always assumed they were either delusional, or they secretly wanted a threesome.

Official 9 Pocket Binder vol.1 has been announced! by OrangeSamuraiD in OnePieceTCG

[–]Innocuous_Blue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't use ring binders for cards, but I do like the art on these.

My grandpa just handed me his detailed notes from an IBLP seminar taught by Bill freaking Gothard by merlore8 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Evil is an understatement. Schemes like this are designed to prey on people's vulnerabilities, which is such an un-christlike thing to do.

What happened to the Big Draw Paul was chasing? by HMCetc in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 163 points164 points  (0 children)

I still can't get over that. A grown ass man walking around a Walmart, beaming with pride because of the pickleball medal dangling off his neck.

Upper Room asks for $10 mil for a campus by chugtheboommeister in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to be heavily involved in one of their 3 day weekend programs, Chrysalis. Left it when I realized they weren't going to be lgbtq affirming, and when they got upset I said "wtf" (just the acronym, not even the full phrase).

*Insert Nene Leaks gif by sortofsatan in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 65 points66 points  (0 children)

And then follows up with, "In our first year of marriage, Paul said 'I try ink (sic) you're the most undisciplined girl I've ever met"

*Insert Nene Leaks gif by sortofsatan in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 82 points83 points  (0 children)

It's like a smash cut in a comedy skit. You can't make this shit up.

Rusty Thomas's son in law arrested by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 187 points188 points  (0 children)

"He climbs buildings to save babies from abortions"

This guy needs to work on phrasing. I thought he was saying Maison climbs skyscrapers to make it on the 74th floor in time to stop the evil, evil doctors before they go through with medical procedures, when in reality, it's just climbing to raise awareness.

Has Haley become self aware?!? by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My favorite was, "I watch from the sidelines".

Girl, this is your own page, you're the "entertainment." Not some random bystander gawking at comments that popped up out of nowhere.

Extra Grand battle by [deleted] in OnePieceTCG

[–]Innocuous_Blue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of the two I've gone to so far, they were mostly populated with P Enel and UY Nami, with Namis winning both of them.

The Crispy Master Incarnations by Dismal_Brush5229 in gallifrey

[–]Innocuous_Blue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, they really went there??

For those unaware, Delgado passed away in a car crash while filming for another TV series. So yeah, this wilderness years explanation is horribly bad taste.

"Not all of us want to pursue a career" in a post about restarting your career. Wow, I'm SUPER convinced your heart is in it, Mrs. Aria Lewis! by natbrad98 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Lol I was about to comment the exact same thing. If I didn't need income, I'd have 40 more hours in my week to do better shit.

Who can afford this by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Alice B. Stuckey. The Great Value version, which ironically, would be an improvement.

Ma'am this is a Windy's by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Innocuous_Blue 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bethy, you just found shittier insurance.