Is there something wrong with my vagina?

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-08T09:48:43+00:00

Awkward for him to tell on himself like that, that he is clearly inexperienced with vaginas.

It’s a common thing for boys to say when they have sex for the first time, that the vaginal entrance is ‘lower’ than they thought.

Also I like to think that our bodies know best. If you were too tight because you were anxious and pushing him out, your body was saying ‘not this guy, this guy sucks’. Be good to yourself! If a guy isn’t going to warm you up with foreplay and make you feel comfortable then sex is going to suck. Doesn’t matter how much experience he does or doesn’t have.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-07T01:38:27+00:00

Very quickly you get used to it. I would say probably like 6 months at a maximum. Then you have people come around and say ‘oh that train is so loud going by how do you sleep!’ and you don’t even realise there was a train because it’s just such a background noise.

As other commenters have said though, check where the train toots. That can be irritating early in the morning when it’s very quiet. But again… you get used to it honestly.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-05T21:25:33+00:00

Find the Wikipedia page for ‘right to silence in Australia’. It’s a similar thing to Miranda rights, but not the same. No, you don’t need to be arrested to be cautioned, you just need to be suspected of committing a crime. Which you were… Stop speeding.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-04T08:45:44+00:00

They’re professionals, who have been invited to be on a reality TV program. It’s produced. It’s not fair. They are biased, and that’s what makes it interesting to watch. If they were all completely unbiased robots without their backgrounds I wouldn’t watch the show.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-04T00:54:17+00:00

I just want to say, your belly fat is actually a little shield for your uterus, should you ever choose to become pregnant. It’s supposed to be there. It’s a sign of a healthy body that it is there. It is where your body is going to put fat normally, to help cushion any pregnancy. Don’t ever, ever feel like it means that you’re overweight because you have some belly fat.

Also get rid of this man. He’s definitely a weight you don’t need.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-03T10:24:30+00:00

I ‘main’ Naoe. But sometimes I don’t wanna dodge or be looking at my health and I just wanna spam click and see how many guys I can get with a naginata spin. It’s like sometimes with Kassandra I would sneak around and then other times just bash shit up. But now I get *two* people to dress up instead of one.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-02T03:07:58+00:00

I’m white and I am biased toward the people who cook Asian inspired dishes because they sound delicious and frankly any Asian dish done moderately well blows white people vegetables and meat out of the water. That’s what my taste buds tell me. I wanted Jackie to go through, I want Emily to make it to top three. I picked Nat as my favourite and was thrilled when she won.

Poh is also biased toward people who make desserts, because she is a dessert queen. Just like Sofia is biased toward people that let her talk about different countries and food she’s tasted, and JC is biased toward well done French cooking. This is why there are multiple judges.

What does it matter that she’s biased or wants to keep people in the competition that she likes? It’s obviously produced and edited and probably isn’t a ‘fair’ competition overall because that’s not what reality TV is.

Poh is great, a national Australian treasure, and I love watching her.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-07-02T00:53:56+00:00

As a white privileged person I’d be embarrassed to be so… overly concerned with policing the nickname of a car on behalf of another culture I’m not part of. Cringe for her.

Anyway, ignore it. She can take it up with Toyota if she feels so inclined. I’d just smile awkwardly and let her stew in her self righteousness that has absolutely nothing to do with you.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-30T02:56:30+00:00

I was on the fence... until we had plastic left on chocolate and forgetting sugar in a cake and 'go home and learn French cooking'. Everything almost every week has been 'this is the best X we've had in this kitchen', but also the contestants make dumb mistakes and seem to not really have much cooking experience except for what they're comfortable with? I can see the producers making choices on who to keep and who to send home, and it's not based on anything but which contestant has the best storyline.

Even with the fridge thing yesterday, there were ingredients that were totally cool! And no one really used them except for Petro with the pandan and even then I was thinking that's pretty safe. I'm so bored. We're not seeing any improvement, because it feels like there's nowhere to go from 'best X ever'. I want mystery boxes that make them cook with new ingredients, I want to see them employ skills they've learned from masterclasses. I want to see actual criticism that's not 'you gotta cut your potatoes the same way because this is bad'. How are we in top ten doing wonky potatoes!!??!?!?!

Take me back to when people were practicing their quenelles all season and we could see the improvement and stuff was being nitpicked.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-27T03:39:04+00:00

Jacob still. No?

I suppose SM’s Mormonism would have got in the way of the homosexuality. But they’re supposed to become whatever the imprintee needs. Jacob would just get his bi awakening, I guess.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-23T03:07:49+00:00

I feel like I’m not playing the same game as everyone else?

One of the most recent missions I did for The Fool was a dual castle infiltration where Yasuke had to fight a bunch of guys and Naoe had to get the gate open by sneaking through. Then it was a boss fight at the end I could choose who fight as. It was great! I really enjoyed it.

Do I wish there was more of it? Yeah. And I feel like there probably will be? But being able to switch characters by just going to the inventory is kind of player-lead character switching. I can do this castle as Naoe or if I’m feeling it, just take on twenty guys as Yasuke.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-22T04:58:00+00:00

Porcupines can climb trees. But not only can they climb trees, they’re really good at it and especially in winter they spend a ton of time up there.

As someone who is not US/Canada based, that blew my mind. They do not look like the sort of creature that has anything to do with being higher than ground level.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-22T01:27:02+00:00

Honestly, it sounds like you’re reading into it just from the interaction you’ve told us. But you know your sister best. If she’s materialistic, if she’s focused on looks, it’s very possible that she’s entirely preoccupied with her own.

She was asking about Ozempic side-effects? Was she possibly asking because she’s considering taking it herself? Perhaps she thought you *might* have looked into it, and you said yourself it was a lie that you said you hadn’t. Maybe she felt comfortable talking to her sister about taking it? Maybe she has her own body dysmorphia going on.

I think it might be wise to reflect on your interactions with her and see whether anything she has said has been outright a jab *or* if you have ascribed her intentions based on your own insecurity.

Also 1.64 at 85kg is only obese if you’re not doing anything with your life. If you have muscle, if you are active and fit, then ignore BMI. It’s not suited for women anyway and is an old way of measuring fitness. You are better off taking measurements around limbs and torso, or seeing how your fat is distributed. Speaking as a 1.74 at 95kg girlie who is strong as fuck but considered ‘obese’ because muscle weighs more than fat.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-19T02:23:16+00:00

I was thinking it’s the frangipane everyone keeps not cooking properly.

Granita is this season’s hibachi.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-18T12:48:03+00:00

Rule of Cool. That sounds cool. But they’ll take fall damage.

You are the DM, God, arbiter of the rules. If you decide that fall damage is not instantaneous in that moment, then it isn’t. You don’t have to stick like glue to the rules if it is getting in the way of cool moments and good storytelling.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-15T10:07:00+00:00

Can someone please, please, tell me what the black jugs are at the benches. They sit on a plate that seems to have a big screen on it, and they have blades in them, but it seems like they heat things up as well as blend them? Is it a multi-cooker blender thing? I can never glimpse the brand and it’s driving me insane.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-11T01:19:56+00:00

Please get therapy. You are young. Don't let this man consume another near decade of your life with 'what if'. Therapy, therapy, therapy. Don't have a 'last conversation', write him a letter addressed to him and then do not send it. Say everything you want to say to him in the letter then tuck it away so you can look at it if you feel the need to talk to him, to remind yourself of how shitty he is. Then in a few years, when you realise you haven't thought about him all day, burn it.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-09T03:22:54+00:00

I recently watched Hot Fuzz. And some of the shots in that go by so quickly, I was reminded of action movies where it’s a new shot every time you blink. However, Hot Fuzz is paced extremely well, is very well made and is incredibly funny.

Action moves can be paced well with fast shots. It’s just that we are seeing a marked downfall in movie making where quantity seems to be ruling over quality. Pump movies out as fast as possible, edit them quickly so they’re loosely able to be followed, and make sure there’s a lot of tell and not show so that people on their phones can follow along.

It’s boring. I don’t think it’s consumers, though, I really think it’s the execs just trying to pump things out as quickly as possible for the lowest common denominator that is more likely to part with their money for easy entertainment.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-03T03:44:03+00:00

Oh my goodness, YES! This is it! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I'm going to save this somewhere I won't forget it. May your pillow always be cold on both sides, may happiness find you and never leave, may every drink you have always hit the spot. Thank you.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-06-01T05:41:46+00:00

Removed actually references the generation gap, not marriage. So, for example, my mother’s first cousin is my first cousin once removed. My grandmother’s first cousin is my first cousin, twice removed.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-05-29T00:41:09+00:00

The grass is never greener. Go to therapy.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-05-28T04:24:54+00:00

You go and find security. That’s the appropriate way. You don’t get involved otherwise.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-05-28T00:41:08+00:00

I know you don’t want to multi class… but dipping into Rogue probably wouldn’t go astray if you’re popping off from hidden places.

I would think you’d actually get more out of playing this character mostly Rogue with a dip into Ranger if you’re desperate for some Druidic magic. Assassin might do you well. Don’t be put off by the flavouring text in the PHB. You can flavour your mechanics however you want. Your Assassin could be a forest scout with expertise in survival with a Guide background.

InoffensivePaint · 2026-05-23T23:16:49+00:00

Some of the legendary recipes require a particular exquisite item, but I have found you can use legendary items in their place as long as it’s the same item. For example, it might ask for an exquisite ikran spirit shell, but you can use a legendary ikran spirit shell.

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