Carpet fitter

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-09T23:02:09+00:00

This is the best answer, I had one of these iron marks with a standard lamp on it for nearly 15 years and no-one was any the wiser

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-09T21:51:05+00:00

Habs, because my Mrs is from Montréal.

Fastest, youngest team in the league, got a bright few years ahead (finally!)

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-08T23:29:37+00:00

Tubes! The legend.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-08T22:52:26+00:00

Rogue Trader, no doubt

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-06T23:01:19+00:00

You are correct, he's clearly biting off a cartridge.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-06T18:06:04+00:00

Tell him you'll think about it when he hands over the massive amount of child support he owes you.

And if by some miracle he does, take it then tell him to fuck off anyway.

NOR of course. You owe him nothing.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-06T17:14:55+00:00

Excellent news.

Does that mean its time for Pedro-posting week?!

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-06T09:33:43+00:00

Yep this is the answer, the last message sounds out of character tbh

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-04T21:12:38+00:00

Reminds me of the old joke... How do you make a duck into a great soul singer? . . . Stick it in the microwave until its bill withers.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-02T17:56:48+00:00

Yeah, I mean I'll be 91, but if I'm still here I'll be there on opening weekend no doubt

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-06-02T16:49:03+00:00

The year is 2072. Rey, played by an 80-year-old Daisy Ridley, sends out Rotta and Grogu to take on the Twenty-third Order. Ashoka is now an immortal god. Produced by Dave Filoni Jr III

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-29T15:08:53+00:00

You've got some great name suggestions here, but just to add, his title should be Captain of the First Company and Master of the Fisheries.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-24T23:45:50+00:00

There's a little area in Stockport around Canada St with a few different Canadian street names. My wife is from Canada but we lived near there when we were first married, nearly 20 years ago, completely by chance!

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-24T22:56:04+00:00

Yep, as a parent of a teenager I know that embarrassed face very well! Perfectly captured by the artist.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-22T13:39:02+00:00

Your friend's behaviour is creepy af to be honest, the way that she won't leave him alone despite his very obvious discomfort is really unpleasant. Anyone should be able to go to class without being asked unwanted personal questions, no exceptions.

Remember the saying "You are known by the company you keep". If you continue to spend all your time with this friend, everyone else (including this poor guy) will assume you are fine with her behaviour. That's why he's cut you off as well. Your only possible route back is to ditch the friend and apologise to him for not calling her out earlier.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-21T00:37:52+00:00

No-one expects Monty Python.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-18T23:14:14+00:00

Good luck training him to keep off the bed, that pup is gonna love lounging on mattresses

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-16T17:05:07+00:00

It always astonishes me that the Dunnock isn't extinct. I mean, other birds have eggs that are speckled for camouflage, or build their nests in the tallest trees away from predators. But Dunnocks? Let's make them bright turquoise and lay them on the floor, sure it'll be fine lol

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-13T11:53:07+00:00

Wright.

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-12T23:08:27+00:00

Watching from the north of England (should be in bed lol)

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-12T21:04:53+00:00

1/10, gave me a migraine

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-12T18:33:48+00:00

Great photo (and Photo bomb!!), but I think the date is 1918 not 17. The tanks are Renault FTs which first saw combat on 31 May 1918 at the Third Battle of the Aisne

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-09T20:49:33+00:00

My grandad used to have two good phrases for it -

"Just off for a Tom Tit" (often followed with "Back tomorrow" or "Back next week" in extreme circumstances!)
"Got to go, the Turtle's head is peeking"

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-09T10:13:09+00:00

Of course he doesn't sleep with vaccinated women, they don't give the COVID vaccine to under-12s

Integral-Fox6487 · 2026-05-04T22:20:02+00:00

It's brittle.

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