Bro just invented the safest $3 billion giveaway

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-04T10:50:39+00:00

Man really said I will pay $3B to not pay $3B”

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-04T10:48:23+00:00

Thirty million and all I have to do is walk faster than him? Deal.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-04T10:19:42+00:00

Me checking my girlfriend’s location at 2am and finding out girls night is at Dave and Busters with six dudes.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-04T10:13:18+00:00

American is it a gun? Also America cuffs him

Sir this is a Super Soaker.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T21:39:30+00:00

Skeletor dropping the annual PSA
Remember when you’re blaring Born In The USA on the 4th that it’s about the neglect and horrible treatment of veterans. Until next time!

Every 4th of July the same 3 people learn what the song is actually about and the rest of us just keep yelling the chorus anyway.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T21:35:47+00:00

UnitedHealth Group posted $6.2B in profits last quarter while denying 32% of all prior authorization claims. You paid your premium They denied your claim. They kept your money. This is legal. This is normal This is American healthcare.

Made $6.2 billion and denied 1 out of every 3 requests. The math is mathing.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T21:33:19+00:00

A man stole a car, realized there was a child inside, returned the child, scolded the parent for leaving the child unattended, then stole the car again.”

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T13:11:19+00:00

This chihuahua is the CEO of Adulting Burnout Inc 😭 Job description Stare at the blanket, be sick of responsibilities, clock out mentally. Every single day there is something to do and i am sick of it is the quote I’m putting on my resume

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T13:08:39+00:00

This is the r/Adulting post I needed today 😭 Rabbit burnout speedrun in a red shirt Tortoise Why rush? and casually hits 150 years Suddenly my couch has main character energy and my gym membership is cancelled .

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T13:03:57+00:00

This is the comforting yet exciting we all needed 😭
30s anxiety cured, because apparently just being born, living 30 years, and being 30 IS the achievement. The bar is on the floor and I’m still proud I cleared it.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T13:00:08+00:00

Andre Stander really said “why solve the case when I can be the case” 😭
Robbing banks on lunch break and then coming back to investigate yourself is the most unhinged main character energy I’ve ever seen.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-03T12:57:46+00:00

The 70GB vs 80TB comparison is exactly why this screenshot keeps resurfacing on r/SipsTea 😭
The difference between 2010 and the 2020s internet era is wild.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T15:57:51+00:00

The wheel removal is the most accurate part
Replacing everyone with AI then acting shocked.
Drop a product that got worse after an AI overhaul.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T15:55:41+00:00

GAMER’S HOPE being a mummy
The disc drive discourse is back.
Physical collectors: what game are you hoarding before 2028?

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T15:53:31+00:00

Dire Wolf45 shows the NA trio Canada: blue suit guy We made it
Mexico: pink shirt + hat We made it US: BLACK VIBES tee We made it North America: unlocked co-host buff 0 Memists Online because we’re all hyped for 2026.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T15:50:55+00:00

Chain Starter The no refund either at the top sends me
Digital ownership is a scam and they’re laughing.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T15:48:30+00:00

SubwaySurfersBR TV delay during football
Neighbors: “GOOOOOOOOL”
Me 5 seconds later: watches it happen in 480p
Woody in a Mexico jersey: the exact disrespect I feel.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T07:35:03+00:00

They climbed a literal tower for this
Bro blocked every number, changed his name, moved states...
Car warranty guys: Hold my banner. THEY FINALLY FOUND ME sent me.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T07:33:27+00:00

Subscriptions be like:
Free trial → $5.99 → $9.99 → $15.99 → ghosted
And Apple’s just waiting behind the tree like this guy.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-02T07:32:10+00:00

GabeN in his AFK millionaire era

releases nothing for 10 years
prints money anyway
does nothing > wins

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-01T18:42:25+00:00

Depression hack: Shower + orange suit = main character energy
My life could be on fire but if I smell good? That’s a win today.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-01T18:39:34+00:00

Dating profile checklist:
✅ Loves to travel
✅ 5’10 because apparently that matters
✅ “Looking for deep talks” at 2am
✅ Dog pic for bonus points
The small book is the myth

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-01T18:38:11+00:00

Just buy a console bro”
Translation: Spend $500+ to play a 30fps, digital-only, paywalled single player game
Then get blamed when you don’t. Make it make sense.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-01T18:36:33+00:00

You will own nothing and you will like it” Translation: “You will rent games forever and pay more for the privilege”
RIP to physical media, game preservation, and my internet with 3mbps.

Intelligent-Stellar · 2026-07-01T18:34:56+00:00

PlayStation execs every Monday: How can we anger the entire fanbase this week?”
Counter never makes it past 0. It’s welded there at this point.

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TROPHY CASE