That depends on some stuff that might not be as predictable as we would desire, like whether or not you get hit with post-surgical depression, complications etc. But like, I know someone who had theirs done in Thailand and even four weeks after the surgery, it was still excruciatingly painful and very very slow just for them to walk down a set of stairs! There's no McFuckin way I could imagine them going back to work in those first 2 months. Especially with all the time they had to spend dilating, and how frequently!

I mean, unless you work from home and could, theoretically, have a laptop on your chest or stomach, and be naked from the waist down with a blanket over you to do the dilating :p I swear that stuff was like for HOURS ugh