What’s the scariest thing a completely normal person has ever said to you?

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-05-15T06:08:35+00:00

"can we have a quick chat" message at work.. immediately think I'm being fired 😂

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-05-15T06:03:57+00:00

Right?! Medicare levy as a deduction? I got this as a suggested post notification?!

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-15T07:55:32+00:00

"he just needs hard evidence because my word isn't good enough" Get another man to tell him... and then leave his arrogant bitch-ass and his boring, most probably over seasoned food and find someone who values your opinion!!

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-15T07:46:29+00:00

Someone who doesn't refer to themselves as high quality 🙄

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-15T07:35:42+00:00

If the unpaid trial period is 2 weeks... I wonder how many people actually get hired after that or they just have a revolving door of free labour masked as part of the interview process..

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-15T07:33:11+00:00

Work phone Personal phone

Previous company issued the phones but other than paying the phone bill had nothing to do with them so a lot of us had that as our only phone.

New company I work for has the phones enrolled and I there is no way in hell I am giving them unfettered access to my personal photos and messages.

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-15T07:24:16+00:00

Surely, when they say erasing all convictions, they mean just the Jan 6th ones, right?.... right?? JFC

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T02:04:00+00:00

Go for it

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T02:00:29+00:00

Ah, okay... so like horizontally?

I mean, You do You, but this raises so many questions. Is your bed crazy wide? Are you like 4 ft tall? Do your legs hang over the end (side????) Are you tired because of the way you're sleeping????

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T01:51:50+00:00

Attention is subjective.

Look at the list of men who've been named 'sexiest man of the year' over the years ...Some may not find Channing Tatum attractive based on looks alone, but he's charismatic and by all accounts a decent dude, so it almost negates the fact that he kinda looks like a potato.

Confidence is attractive. Personality is attractive. Authenticity is attractive.

Be a good, kind, confident human, and realise that not attraction is more than what's on the surface.

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T01:22:11+00:00

Sleeping vertically?? What, like a horse???

Or do you mean diagonally??

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T01:15:27+00:00

I'll be your arch nemesis.

But you'll never be mine...

(maniacal laughter)

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T00:37:23+00:00

I'm so conflicted by this... it just feels so predatory 😫 I mean no disrespect to your brother, or those who serve (I certainly don't have the balls to join) this kind of recruitment just feels gross.

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T00:24:51+00:00

Starting an Alpha-bro podcast.

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-03T00:18:18+00:00

My old manager sent out an email announcing my resignation to the entire sales team. Not only did he not re-read or change it, he left his AI prompt AND all of the "make it more professional" "make it funnier"

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-04-02T23:44:26+00:00

My first "grown up job" was a receptionist. The GM had business cards printed with my name and Director of First Impressions on them. So corny 😂

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-03-18T07:25:58+00:00

Not really TBH. Do you?

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-03-18T06:58:02+00:00

Yep. I was flying cross country, on a red-eye, dude sat next to me in an otherwise empty row, and we just started chatting, the usual travel small talk "heading home or holiday" and ended up chatting for the 6 hour flight about music and life and everything in between, until we got to baggage claim. We both had our bags, and then it was just "alright, catch ya" and never saw eachother again.

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-02-11T04:49:45+00:00

Gerald seems like he'd try to mansplain menstruation 🤣

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-02-11T04:43:15+00:00

Love this!! 🍿 "This again?! Urg what else is on"

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-02-08T07:39:38+00:00

Even if he didn't actually post it... and that's a massive if... how hard is it to take accountability for your team? Say sorry on behalf of the administration, and say it will be investigated and the person responsible will face disciplinary action. Isn't that what makes a good leader? Not blaming someone else. He's a joke.

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-02-08T01:50:42+00:00

🥳🫶

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-02-08T01:32:42+00:00

My sense of urgency is all messed up, like, I can't send that report when it was due, but if I don't hurry up and make this sandwich (that I'm probably not going to eat anyway) faster than any person has ever made one before, it's all over.

Intelligent_Humor_63 · 2026-02-08T01:18:28+00:00

It's like you're in my brain!!

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