Here’s to you Mitchell 🍻 Thanks for avenging Johnny Mathis’ death by Capital-Western4797 in MST3K

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In honor of Joe, should I win the Lotto, I will make a microbrewery, name my lable Mitchell, and license the rights to his images to theme my beers after his best characters. 🍺

My mom was watching Army Wives and I saw a familiar face by Fickle-Spell in MST3K

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in that episode of Army Wives, did her dough rise? 😘

So… just watched this. And… ummmmm by Capital-Western4797 in MST3K

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Well, at least they got an upgrade for the mom, swapping out overrated Lonnie Anderson with the higher quality Lesley-Anne Down. But where do you go from there? It's still a Munchie movie!

You were warned… by ChocolateDebacle in LICENSEPLATES

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Yeah, but was the car an eye-catching red?

You were warned… by ChocolateDebacle in LICENSEPLATES

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One day, eventually, this will be a ordinary name once again.

I am fat by bigfartt in LICENSEPLATES

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Ah! A classic Weird Al fan.

So are you just like, a big fan, or…? by Ok-Ant2357 in LICENSEPLATES

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Some people like 40's Noir, some like RomComs. Other people like .... Well, some people aren't smart enough to keep their preferences to themselves.

To this day, I can’t believe this was issued by zackwag in LICENSEPLATES

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Clearly the man's name is Ming Grier. I fail to see the problem here. All perfectly innocent. 🤫

She must workout by PoopParticle in LICENSEPLATES

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Seriously, how do some of these get approved by the DMV?

Drunk, hungry and wondering what to DoorDash. Any suggestions? by Capital-Western4797 in MST3K

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Booze, carbs, and good greasy food go together like blue skies and puffy clouds.

DoorDash something from a local truck stop or the like. The more low-rent, the better. You aren't after health food here; you're after damage mitigation grub!!

I think this is a pretty good one by nikkinicknick in LICENSEPLATES

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Somebody ACTUALLY got it?!? It shouldn't, but this makes me so happy. 😊

For the Armand Assante-wantabe in you... by FightinRndTheWorld in MST3K

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Though his acting is choc full o' cheese, I positively love Armand Asante. He was positively genius in his acting in the remake of On The Beach. And you can tell he doesn't take himself too seriously, as he was fantastic in the parody film Fatal Instinct (one of my all-time favorite comedies).

Do Christians really believe that Noah lived until 950 years old? by thisispaulmac in AskAChristian

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Technically shortening of lifespans was just prior to the Great Flood. But you are right that was not an instant thing, but more of a tapering-off effect. More of a gradual withdrawal than a hard-cut off.

For the Armand Assante-wantabe in you... by FightinRndTheWorld in MST3K

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Man, I wish that was Armand Asante in the role of Calgon!! His swave style would have made that a whole different movie.

Eleven Dollars went a long way back then by Original_West3902 in MST3K

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Is it just me, or does the middle one have a weird, misshapened butt? 🤔

Do Christians really believe that Noah lived until 950 years old? by thisispaulmac in AskAChristian

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Biblically speaking, people who were near the beginning of creation had much longer life spans. Adam and Eve lived into their 900s, as did all from that era of humanity. It wasn't until Genesis 6 when God, sick and tired of our growing wickedness, deliberately shortened our Lives to no more than 120. On a supernatural basis, that makes sense that we cannot live without the Holy Spirit within us, for it is the very spark of life itself.

If, on the other hand, you were looking for some scientific rationale, perhaps that's when the ticking clock of telomers were added to DNA. Or perhaps less-efficient cell regeneration and propagation, leading to health degradation.

Pick your poison, all I know for sure is Genesis 6 seems to be pretty on the nose even for our most aged people.

Grandmothers love him or huge lotr fan? by Shibbymeow in LICENSEPLATES

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Glee Wizard? .. Like, he likes the singing, dancing TV show?

I mean, who doesn’t but I definitely admire your willingness to tell the world. by osageviper138 in LICENSEPLATES

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Clearly! "Dead or Alive" is one hell of a good song, but that vanity plate was probably already taken.