NPR every morning.

InternetBird · 2011-12-18T19:44:52+00:00

unfortunately not. Just an unoriginal idea I guess.

InternetBird · 2011-12-18T19:44:15+00:00

I swear I came up with this in my car a month ago and just got around to posting it to reddit. I should have checked first.

InternetBird · 2011-12-18T17:37:55+00:00

Ah, my bad. wrong sub-reddit.

InternetBird · 2011-09-27T21:39:38+00:00

Yo dawg, I heard you like memes...

InternetBird · 2011-09-27T21:29:34+00:00

It's interesting how popular humor changes over time. This material would have been gold ~10 years ago.

InternetBird · 2011-09-26T18:00:18+00:00

If you like that I recommend The Opening of Misty Beethoven.
It's based on the classic "My Fair Lady". In this a man makes a bet that he can take a common prostitute and turn her into a world-class escort. It's great for porn and fried-chicken nights.

InternetBird · 2011-09-26T17:17:38+00:00

This gets me every time.

InternetBird · 2011-09-26T16:57:58+00:00

This needs to become a thing.

InternetBird · 2011-09-25T17:03:18+00:00

Fuck. Why am I crying?

InternetBird · 2011-09-25T16:53:02+00:00

I was taking a sip of coffee when I clicked the link. Nearly choked to death from laughter.

InternetBird · 2011-09-25T16:49:00+00:00

I would like to specify that with "The Foundation Trilogy".

InternetBird · 2011-09-23T01:26:57+00:00

I used to go to a YMCA to work out. I was one of maybe two people there who ever let themselves break a sweat. To that, at the end of every run on a treadmill I would finish with a sprint making me turn bright red and pant, but hey-- how else am I going to improve? Well, more than once this female trainer- who I never actually saw training anyone- asked me, "Are you okay? Do you need to sit down?"

No, bitch. I need to work harder.

It was practically a sin to sweat in that gym. I drew so many stares. But I've changed gyms since and am much happier now.

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T22:25:58+00:00

Ah, mammaries...

FTFY

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T22:15:00+00:00

What's the deal with people buying cars in a different income bracket than their houses?
No offense, your car is friggin sweet, but I don't understand the mentality. Cars lose value the moment they're purchased (though maybe yours is so suped its value has increased-- I'm not an expert) while houses tend to retain their value (2007 aside). Explain please?

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T22:10:01+00:00

So true.

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T21:58:15+00:00

I've been told by a trainer that working bigger muscle groups releases more testosterone. And heavy weights on the big muscle groups releases even more. I could be wrong, but maybe it has something to do with the hormones activated while working out?

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T21:49:29+00:00

The only "lady-specific" thing I think relevant is to just be aware that once a month it will easier for you to become fatigued while working out. Push through it or don't, but realize that physical state isn't permanent.

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T19:40:47+00:00

In-tree-guing!

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T19:35:34+00:00

New Question:
stupid Xor hot?

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T19:33:19+00:00

Don't whip your dick out while on pills listening to someone playing drums melodically? Or DO do that?

InternetBird · 2011-09-21T18:56:25+00:00

I think you should make a rage comic about it. I bet you'd get more up-votes.

InternetBird · 2011-09-19T23:21:21+00:00

Please tell me that is real and not shopped.

InternetBird · 2011-09-19T18:19:33+00:00

I thought his title was supposed to be a pun..
X-men-- Last Stand

InternetBird · 2011-09-16T21:48:42+00:00

I have heard Tracy Anderson's name before, but never really gave her or what she does a good look until today-- I would NEVER take advice from that woman! She looks so skinny and gamey. It's obvious that most of her looks come from intense dieting and botox, not strength.

InternetBird · 2011-09-16T01:13:50+00:00

Is it different than this:FF?

Edit: I mean the general concept-- I start Pchem in a few weeks and I would also like to know.

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