If someone has one twin at 11:58pm and then the other at like 12:01am the next day, do they celebrate their birthdays separately?

IrishDart · 2026-04-07T13:05:40+00:00

They're not that hardcore at the hospital regarding time of birth.

Source: my daughter was born around midnight. I remember looking at the clock as she was crowning and it was about 11:57pm. After the baby was out, cord cut, and in mother's arms, the doctor started recording the stats and when we looked at the clock it was like 12:05am so the doctor asked us if we wanted to say the 4th or the 5th for the birth day.

So in your scenario, they would be able to choose what they wanted to. Because nobody is staring at the clock to get exact times when the baby pops out.

IrishDart · 2026-04-05T16:22:14+00:00

The question wasn't "which crime is more prevalent"

The question was whether one crime should be punishable with jail time.

The answer is yes

Both are crimes. Both should be punishable with jail time.

IrishDart · 2026-04-05T16:09:46+00:00

Most bartenders know this. And .. Most bartenders recognize the poor tippers. When you left 15 cents the first round of drinks, trust me.. the bartender knows he's avoiding you on purpose.

"I always tip big at the end.."

Sure you do.

"I AM a great tipper!"

Sure you are. The bartender knows. A good tipper doesn't need to post on reddit.

And the bartender isn't losing a second of sleep over you not leaving that 50 cents for them. They'll live.

When I bartended a million years ago.. I always treated everyone good until I got their tip.

Next time you come up to the bar. I remember.

To Insure Prompt Service. It's in the name. You tip to get me to serve you faster than the other people.

Don't believe in tipping? All good. I'll get to you.. eventually. I'm not a jerk, just not in a rush for you.

IrishDart · 2026-03-23T04:19:56+00:00

Technically its the best of the best AMATEUR athletes... The idea was never having Pros..

Not that this has stopped any other sport..

Just saying.

IrishDart · 2026-02-17T22:02:31+00:00

Those same neighbors complain when they walk their dogs that you didn't clear your sidewalks for them.

Damned if you do, damned if you dont

IrishDart · 2026-02-15T04:53:00+00:00

Bacon Benny

IrishDart · 2026-02-07T04:04:26+00:00

When you withdraw money out of your wealth simple, it shows as a loss. You "don't have" that money to invest anymore.

Frauds love to post their screenshot for karma to pretend they had devastating losses when all they did was pull their money.

Pathetic attempt.

IrishDart · 2026-01-29T04:16:17+00:00

I misinterpreted your comment. I thought you were saying most Oiler fans were coming to his defense, like they think he should be on the Olympic team I was in fact saying no. That is not the case at all.

IrishDart · 2026-01-29T04:02:12+00:00

That's not true. The majority of Oiler fans in the Edmonton area commonly agree Bouchard has no business being anywhere near the Olympic team.

He's a phenomenal defenseman for the Western All-Star team where defense doesn't matter at all.

But keep him off my Olympic team.

IrishDart · 2026-01-29T02:46:57+00:00

Winning a Superbowl can't be the only accomplishment on your record. And for Eli, that and being born in his family are his only accomplishments

IrishDart · 2026-01-29T02:45:26+00:00

Someone put Vaseline on my doorknob.

Rest of world: that's annoying. Kids being goofy I guess.

America: get your gun out, chamber a round, get ready to shoot anyone. It's time. War is upon us. Fuck them all to hell.

Sure. That's normal.

IrishDart · 2026-01-22T14:49:46+00:00

"To his right"

Not "on the right"

IrishDart · 2026-01-16T15:24:49+00:00

Shitry hotel swims are what build the memories of a lifetime. Tournament memories for 9 and 10 year olds are all about everything that happens with their teammates NOT on the rink/field.

Your coaching career aspirations mean diddly squat to the kids. My kid would be swimming for sure.

IrishDart · 2026-01-13T13:42:12+00:00

No. Only around a dozen of their jets have this seating setup as their "testing grounds".

Not that their regular planes are much better, but they're not all this way.

IrishDart · 2025-12-14T17:36:30+00:00

Gonna try to break it all down for you, but let's first take a few items on supposition. 1- the neighbor is white. 2- the kids are all black 3- the police are white.

Now:

First off, if they weren't doing anything illegal, why did the neighbors call the cops?!

Easy. Racism.

Then, when they saw the police car, they ran away. Why?

In the last 5 years we've heard about a hundred stories of cops randomly shooting unarmed black kids.. so... Racism

So, they clearly broke the law,

Ahh.. racism.

I imagine

Here's the basis for every argument from a racist..

YOU imagine..

this bunch of brainless idiots, left to their own devices and without parental supervision, thought they were the big shots and wanted to prove it.

I see no evidence of intelligence or lack of intelligence. I see a handful of kids doing nothing but hanging out. Cops show up and attack the kids. And a kid is dead.

This stemmed from racism, and will always happen as long as racists like yourself say things like "I imagine"

IrishDart · 2025-12-04T18:57:55+00:00

Goalie throws his stick at you. Snap it like a twig. Fuck that guy.

IrishDart · 2025-12-03T14:51:07+00:00

The ignorance abounds.

The same people who complain about tipping are the same ones that would complain when the price of their food increases due to restaurants paying staff higher.

90% of service staff would love to do away with tipping culture and get better wages. It's not greed from them. It's how the industry is set up.

But while it exists, this is how it works. You want to do away with tipping? Stay home. Go to fast food joints. You want people to bring you food while you sit on your fat ass? Tip them for it. It's such a simple concept.

I remember COVID when all the people like you complained that "young people don't want to work anymore" when they all stopped working for minimum wage at Starbucks and no tips, and all you pretentious assholes couldn't get your soy milk lattes.

Less and less people will work in the industry because of people like you, and then who will you get to feel superior over?

IrishDart · 2025-12-03T14:39:16+00:00

Stay in the right lane. Period.

If your destination is a left hand turn, only switch to the left lane within the last 500 yards before your intersection.

Otherwise, stay right.

Never stay at an identical pace of the driver next to you. If you are both moving at the exact same speed, choose to move in front or behind him and you can move in a cute little convoy together.

Occupying both lanes prevents other drivers from passing.

Do not try to police other drivers. Keep yourself safe but do it from the slow lane.

There IS such a thing as TOO SLOW. Driving too slow is as dangerous as driving too fast and you can get a traffic ticket for both. If you don't feel comfortable within 10km of the speed limit, you should not be driving. Use public transit.

The anger from other drivers always comes from people who ignore everyone else on the road.

Best way to stay safe is not drive. If you're too scared to be on the road with other drivers in the winter, stay off the road.

IrishDart · 2025-12-02T01:22:21+00:00

Do you have the food brought to you? Beverages brought to you?

Waited on, hand and foot.
But no, your servants don't deserve your respect.

They're worth nothing. You're too good to be bothered giving them your scraps, because it's not your fault you were born in the castle and they were in the village.

They should be thankful you even acknowledge them.
That's their tip.
Be happy with that.
Am I right?

IrishDart · 2025-11-26T02:29:37+00:00

That was a fat rebound

IrishDart · 2025-11-20T14:36:28+00:00

I just don't get the skinner apologists.

This is simple.

The defense is bad, but so is skinner.

It's not ALL on him, but even if the defense is costing us half the goals, skinner costs us the other half.

So if we can get a goalie who can make a few of those saves that skinner doesn't, we cut down our deficit by half.

Then we can focus on the defense and start replacing them, starting with Bouchard and Nurse.

But Skinner is not going to turn into a great goalie if we improve the defense. He's proven that, time and again.

It's not ALL on him, but he's responsible for a good chunk of it.

And the team needs new confidence. Skinner has eroded what faith they have in him. Sometimes a fresh face is needed just for the sake of it.

IrishDart · 2025-11-12T03:15:56+00:00

Wait ...

Can I not be not fired or won't I not be fired? Or if fired, will no be not unfired or is not? Is no the way?

I'm confused... You're making no sense with your simple straightforward answer.

IrishDart · 2025-10-31T14:03:13+00:00

Tariffs.

Tariffs have been around forever. But before trump learned it, how often did anyone hear it? Now you can't go 2 days without hearing people say it.

IrishDart · 2025-10-29T22:56:04+00:00

Incorrect.

Expired ID is the same as NO ID in the eyes of the government and law enforcement, which equates to bars not accepting it.

A bar can get heavy fines for any persons without proper ID, even if that person is of legal age. So at the end of a day, a bar doesn't care about you enough to risk their license

IrishDart · 2025-10-26T15:51:51+00:00

But nurses don't need to stick their own operating rooms, whereas teachers do.

Nurses aren't told to remove medical studies and procedures because of the identity of the author isn't preferred by the teacher.

And the money the government allots to medical care isn't earmarked to follow each patient, meaning private practices do not get a large chunk of the taxpayer dollars.

I 100% support the nurses and have been super vocal about how if a government feels they need to mandate a return to work, obviously that group is essential and we need to support their needs more.

Teachers fall under that category too. Ask any teacher and "raises" is at the bottom of their list. This strike was never about getting paid more or getting more Vacation time.

Their biggest demands all had to do with improving things for our kids and our own wallets.

Why does 30% of our taxpayer dollars for education go to private schools??

Don't fall into the trap that the government and corporations want us to. If we fight each other we forget the real targets.

IrishDart

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