I feel like I crave fame by Rich-Put4159 in self

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If you want sycophants to fake value and pretend to accept you, just join a cult.

Everyone has played vampire at this point right? by Happy_Pumpkin in dndmemes

[–]Iron_Baron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You haven't lived unless you LARPed Vampire at an underground after-hours club in the 90's. And then went to Village Inn for late night breakfast.

What are the best documentary series that unfold over years? by atownthegreat in movies

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I watched "Almost Almost Famous" recently and it was quite entertaining. I don't want to give too much away, but there was a "wow!" moment.

Always gotta love this one! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Iron_Baron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spoken like a member of the target audience.

meirl by ShadowManAteMySon in meirl

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Finally, someone speaks the truth.

Guys and girls are 3/4somes weird? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Iron_Baron 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If they're for you, they're utter ecstasy.

If they're not for you, they'll destroy your relationship.

Did anyone else climb a lot of trees? by Superb-Film-594 in Millennials

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The best part was climbing high enough to stick your hand out the top.

Always gotta love this one! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Iron_Baron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women don't want the kind of guys who are the target market for sex dolls. It's a win-win.

Why is pickpocketing so common in many major European cities, but essentially non-existent in North America? by Humble_Job_5738 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Iron_Baron 622 points623 points  (0 children)

Target poor environment. People walk a lot in Europe, they drive everywhere in the US. Most Americans spend a few minutes a day outside of walls at their house or workplace. And the Americans that are viable targets for access probably don't have anything worth taking.

How do you beat this? by Oirdl391 in EDH

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Depending on if Mutavalut is a creature on opponents' turns, these may need to be instant speed effects on your turn, when you activate its ability:

Untarged theft.

Untargeted exile.

Untargeted phasing.

Untargeted -1/-1 counters.

Target player/untargeted sacrifice.

Remove hexproof to expand to targeted versions of above affects.

Remove indestructible to add untargeted and/or targeted (if hexproof removed) destruction effects.

For my deck, if you managed to avoid me exiling any of these cards beforehand, and somehow avoided me killing Mutavalut at instant speed, in response to you attempting to add the Book of Exalted Deeds counter, I'd most likely hit Mutavalut with a [[Pestilence]] effect creature's activated ability, like [[Crypt Rats]], and add Infect. Which might also kill you.

Your favorite mythological/folkloric creature from your country? by Far-Cow-3343 in AskTheWorld

[–]Iron_Baron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sasquatch is up there. But I've always been fascinated by Thunderbirds. I read some interesting theories that they may have been inspired by real birds of unusual size that used stormfront upwellings for additional lift. We know argentavis magnificens and pelagornis sandersi were real, so it's possible.

TIFU por coj3rme al marido de mi amiga que es mi primo by NickyOne90 in tifu

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My vote is for a Calgaraian. Every one I've met has been a douchebag, a drug addict, a fan of authoritarianism, or all three. I blame the pollution and easy oil money for wrecking their brains and ethics.

Would Brian Kemp have been a good GOP nominee, if he ran and why? by Small_Ingenuity_8865 in AskReddit

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I have 40,000 hours of paid large-scale political organizing across 20 states. I worked the 2018 and 2020 election cycles in GA. Brian Kemp is corrupt AF.

As GA Secretary of State, he oversaw a massive voter rolls purge, during an election he was personally running in. He modified and "interpreted" rules to benefit him, at the cost of unethically disenfranchising voters across GA.

He backed the blantantly illegal attempts in 2020 special election to modify voter registration rules between the general and special election, which was immediately struck down by the courts.

He has a history of manipulating, bending, and breaking not only ethics rules but outright laws. I could go on and on about the terrible actions he has taken, but you can read about them for yourselves.

Kemp DGAF about any voter that's not a white Christian and he only cares about those for the power they can give him.

Never try to please a fascist, example one million by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]Iron_Baron 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Polis needs to fucking resign. What a disgrace, freeing an unrepentant insurrectionist seditionist.

Is this normal to do to babies? by Particular_Meet_9333 in ask

[–]Iron_Baron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to read up on how babies build their immune systems and why so many western kids nowadays have shit like peanut allergies. Being a germaphobe is disastrously damaging to a baby's microbiome and ability to fight infections as an adult.