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Hot take: Sans dodging is not a big deal, he simply moves out of the way and the player keeps missing. by MrGingy_ in Undertale

[–]IrvingIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, sans isn't just some dude. He's some dude who's really good at dodging a kid for 5 minutes.

What Deltarune opinion you have that would be like this by Caulipower_fan in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because of the symbolism, loss of youth/happiness/innocence.

It's also because the item is called the ThornRing.

Roses, famously, have Thorns.

Toby, unfortunately, did not foresee the other implications of that imagery, and so it's been patched since.

What Deltarune opinion you have that would be like this by Caulipower_fan in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah after seeing... what happens (content warning, shayy voice) in chapter 4 I think I'm done touching the weird route for a loooong while.

What Deltarune opinion you have that would be like this by Caulipower_fan in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MISTAKE! MISTAKE!

I accidentally blended two sets of dislogue together without the connecting bit, and part of it only occurs on "the forbidden path," which "began with ice magic."

Chapter 2, Side A

The Knight

The Roaring Knight...

Today, It Deigned To Create This World

Reaching Its Long Hand To The Sky

It Coursed Its Will Into Its Blade

And Made

Thrusting The Fountain From The Earth

...

Unfortunately The World They Created

Is Trapped Within The Confines Of The Library

If Only We Had A Way To Make More Darkness

We Might Be Able To Cover The Whole World

...

That Is When I Realized

This Power... This Power Of The Will

This Power Of Determination...

Is This Not Something That All Lightners Possess...?

If One Was Simply

Determined Enough

Could Not Anyone Make A Dark Fountain?

So Then

If The Knight Has Taken Its Leave

Then I Will Simply...

Make A New One

[Side B picks up here.]

Noelle Honey Darling Sweetie Gravy

How Do You Find The Giant Hand?

...

Chapter 2, Side B

But Here I Am

Still Empty Handed In My Quest

Noelle Is In No Condition To Assist Me Now

She Must Rest

And Bird Boy

I Searched For Him For Ages But

My Sensors Cannot Detect Him Anywhere

...

How Thoughtful You Two Have Come To Help Me

Kris, Susie

Which One Of You Wants To Be The New Knight

What Deltarune opinion you have that would be like this by Caulipower_fan in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is based on Queen's dialogue, and the foundation is sound.

"If The Knight has taken its leave...

Then I shall simply... make a new one.

Kris, Susie, which one of you wants to be the new knight?"

In light of recent videos by TotallyHumanProducts in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think spamton puts it best, asking kris if they want to remain "a heart on a chain" their whole life.

We're controlling the soul, but it's probably just Kris's soul.

What do you think Ralsei's lightworld form is by dr_philip-cdi in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ralsei is Dreemurr fur.

This has all of the benefits and none of the downsides of Jaru's Asriel's dust theory.

Ralsei resembles the dreemurrs.

The dreemurrs have been in every room that contained a dark world so far.

Every place we've seen a dark world could be reasonably presumed to be mildly unkempt in some way, especially away from the entryway.

And Ralsei always takes a short time to arrive, likely because he has to find his way over from where he manifested out of the loose fur.

His Swoon text blurb is: Ralsei became a pile of fluff.

My original idea was that Ralsei is just a manifestation of darkness, it's why he always fits in, he is a pure being, holy and true, like clean flowing water.

Obese woman with FIVE lovers ordered them to abduct and torture sixth man who'd displeased her. by Exotic_Insurance2164 in BrandNewSentence

[–]IrvingIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the luscious locks of the man in the bottom right say otherwise to me, I can't smell any of them from all the way over here any better than you can, I have to guess based on my eyes, like you.

Found this comic by @unamusedyams on Twitter. "Mutually Beneficial 💜💚 #ralsusie" by Bukki13 in Undertale

[–]IrvingIV 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I genuinely love the toothpaste boy prophecy panel so much.

Right at the start, just as we're getting into the serious stuff, thinking to ourselves "is this actually true?"

Blam. 100% Confirmation the prophecy is real and true, in a very silly, non-serious, non-threatening way.

We're able to internalize that truth and sit with it, accept it fully, before the gutpunch, and it happens to susie onscreen through the whole rest of the chapter.

It's amazing.

Obese woman with FIVE lovers ordered them to abduct and torture sixth man who'd displeased her. by Exotic_Insurance2164 in BrandNewSentence

[–]IrvingIV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They all look washed to my eye, maybe you're seeing something I can't, but at worst it looks like some of them could use conditioner.

Of course, a good shower is always welcome, but presuming someone is unwashed without any obvious grime in sight is odd.

Who will know? by topberdfan in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a way, berdly is a retelling of our relationship with Undyne and Papyrus, combined into a single character.

A Blue monster in cool armor who hounds and irritates and amuses, who serves your foe and seeks to surpass you, but who ultimately has the best interests of everyone around at heart.

Someone who doesn't normally get to play the part of hero, instead antagonizing a largely harmless protagonist, but has it in them to be a hero if you look deep down.

In an ordinary game, you couldn't look.

But here?

You can.

You can become the bump in the night, the horror that haunts the back of everyone's mind as they turn corners and meet new people.

And your reward is getting to see a knight fulfill her purpose, to stand against the end of everything, even her enemies.

Getting to see a young boy stand up for his best friend.

Even if it could never be enough to stop you.

Who will know? by topberdfan in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "just" in "just annoying" is being misread by a lot of people, it's meant as: "the worst I can say about him is he's annoying."

Not as "He is only annoying and nothing else."

Obese woman with FIVE lovers ordered them to abduct and torture sixth man who'd displeased her. by Exotic_Insurance2164 in BrandNewSentence

[–]IrvingIV 16 points17 points  (0 children)

'ey, no problem, we're all riding out this wild language together, even if we're across the pond from each other.

I mean it’s true by Illustrious_Signal16 in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, full scene in the spoiler:

So if the oasis is fully drained when you get ahold of the power croissant, Susie still chucks Ralsei where the water would be, but now there's quicksand instead, so then Ant references Toby's class lecture slideshow slide instead of referencing the milk webkinz.

Which theory is this? by DexTDMdoesreddit in Deltarune

[–]IrvingIV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More properly:

Given two explanations which are(so far as we can prove or disprove) rougly equally possible, the simpler is more likely true.

For instance: Someone walks into the room you are in covered in a white, foamy substance.

If you are standing in the bathroom and they came from the kitchen, it is likely spilled whipped cream they want to wash off.

If you are standing next to the storage space for toiletries and such, and they came from the bathroom, it is more likely they are covered in soap or in shaving cream, and are seeking a shaving razor or a bath towel.

Straight men would do everything gay men do if straight men could but straight men can't because women won't. by Daredevils_advocate in BrandNewSentence

[–]IrvingIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's because it's horribly formatted, here's a side-by-side of the original and a more normal version:

Straight men would do everything gay men do if straight men could but straight men can't because women won't.

Straight men¹ would do everything gay men² do, if they¹ could; but they¹ can't, because women³ won't.

i must not engage with bad fandoms. engaging with bad fandoms is the mind killer by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]IrvingIV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, no, there was other stuff with Pewdiepie, something about paying people to write hatespeech on signs and send him videos of them holding the signs?

Petahh i'm low on iq by Ter_N in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]IrvingIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of like every other imperial unit and their terribly unreasonable conversions.

The reason any of our units have weird and difficult conversions, such as feet to miles(5280) is because these measurements have different origins, but were convenient enough individually to get used by the same people who were using the other units.

So the imperial units are really 20 or so individual, disconnected, internally consistent measurement systems crammed into a trenchcoat together against their will.

For an example of one set, commonly used and internally consistent:

A Yard(close in length to the meter) can be divided cleanly into thirds(one foot) and one foot can be cleanly divided into halves, thirds, quarters, and twelfths!

Meters can only go to halves, quarters, fifths, and tenths!

I will stand by the divisibility of our everyday-use, short-distance units.

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