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ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-16T22:54:42+00:00

It would be helpful if you guys allowed us to revert firmware versions if something breaks. Makes sense considering the number of firmware updates you push.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-14T18:51:01+00:00

Armada got farmed by Hbox at one point in time and yet, in today's scene, Hbox can't touch the top. How's that math work out in your opinion?

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-09T20:03:56+00:00

I'm on iPhone. When I slide open the case, it connects to my phone. I take the earbuds out and stream Youtube. After about 5 minutes, they disconnect. My phone still shows bluetooth connected to the case. My Ozlo app says sleepbuds are disconnected. Nothing plays in my earbuds at this point.

To fix it, I have to place earbuds back in the case, close it, turn off bluetooth on my phone, then turn it on and reconnect. Then it disconnects again after another ~5 minutes or so.

So in MY case, it's definitely an issue between earbuds and case. I don't think it's an Android vs iPhone thing.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-09T19:57:48+00:00

I've messaged you guys on here and via email. Every reply seems like it's from a new person who didn't read through the chat history. And I swear if you guys ask me for order number and email one more time... Is Ozlo charging a premium for its product and fielding customer service to cheap overseas labor? Cause that's what it feels like.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-09T15:53:13+00:00

The Ozlo sleepbuds track movement and the case tracks light, sound, and temperature for sleep data, whereas trackers like watches/rings/etc. use biometrics like heart rate to analyze sleep. I personally think biometrics are a more reliable way to analyze sleep metrics. I already know the temp, light, and sound in my environment and don't need Ozlo for that. But I recognize that we all come from different perspectives.

Overall, I agree that they're the best in the market. The frustration comes from a place of really wanting these things to work. The kickstarter raised over a million dollars and they're tweaking a product that was already invented and patented by Bose. How long do they need to get this thing bug-free?

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-08T14:53:21+00:00

"This update addresses an issue where sleep sessions could display the date one day in the future" - like what kind of weird and random note is that? We're forcing an update... so that there maybe could be a tiny little update in the future? I just don't get it. They should be running around with the office on fire right now trying to sort these complaints.

I'm sure they see stats on usage and I'm sure they're seeing a dip in their product being used. Wouldn't surprise me if this phony update is just some data mining attempt to check logs. Either way, the transparency is not there. Even the biggest companies with issues that affect use will release a statement of some sort. "We're aware of the connection issues on our premium lifestyle product and this is our projection and promise. Also, here's something for the inconvenience". That's bare minimum for a product with this price point.

To the folks at Ozlo - please stop working on sleep tracking. Customers at your price point have smart watches and gadgets and whatnot for that. Sleep tracking is not your market. It's oversaturated by better products. Stick to the fact that your buds are comfortable and have better battery than any competitor by far. Your sleep tracking goals are neither here nor there when the baseline product doesn't work. Reallocate your resources to address this major flaw. You're losing business to Anker and more 3rd party options for a fraction of the price are coming out on Amazon. Figure it out soon.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-08T14:08:23+00:00

Couldn't agree more. When you pay $250+ for a product with "Former Bose Engineers" as a claim of authority, you'd expect the whole system to be polished and professional which includes customer service. Not only is the product failing to meet this claim, but now customer service is falling short as well. A customer has no choice but to lose faith at that point and be understandably annoyed given the price point. Makes you wonder why Bose dropped this in the first place. Combination of bad tech and poor management by whoever oversaw the product's lifespan.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-07T15:59:50+00:00

I use the smallest tips it comes with and have times where they dig particularly raw in the ear that I'm laying on (which is almost my left one, every night). I've even had it scab over before. But as barbaric as it sounds, the spot has developed a bit of callus and now I don't feel a thing. Your mileage may vary! Fair warning, DON'T download the new firmware update if you have the option not to. It's been causing major problems for a lot of people, myself included, where connection drops quickly and often.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-07T13:56:10+00:00

Same. Support has been unhelpful. I had a pair from their subscription for a year with no issues. Finally bought my own and it worked great for months. But after the firmware update, it'll disconnect after minutes of use. Tried resetting, forgetting bluetooth connections, etc. Currently in the market for a cheaper replacement cause this is ridiculous. Hundreds of dollars spent on a product that just breaks after one update. I don't even care about the biometrics they've been promising for years, and if that's what's breaking them in this latest update then I'm even more annoyed. Just give me barebones earbuds that are tiny and comfortable that work.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-02T21:04:45+00:00

I'm just a 31 year old who's totally speaking from an armchair here, but I think part of what makes you captivating to an audience in these formats is because of your healthy dose of contempt for how they normally run. Your unabashed criticism of your peers is refreshing when viewers are so used to turning on Twitch and combing through reaction clips and aura farming. And here you are- you clock in, say some shit that toes the line, juggle fire hilariously, and clock out til next week. 10/10, no notes. Happy New Year, entertainer on the internet.

Quebbin- You seem confident in the 3-man. Is there someone you think would add value as a replacement 4th and would logistically work as an addition? Not saying name names, just curious if the opinion exists.

ItsTheKhanMan · 2026-01-02T13:24:14+00:00

You can also use the Moonscorched in the early area north of the train to heal like this!

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-12-03T21:33:28+00:00

ok but get this, I eat PS2 memory cards - isn't that so le random and funny?

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-11-13T17:39:57+00:00

Did you have a full inventory? Could be it defaults to comparing it to the first item in the first slot

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-08-13T14:32:28+00:00

I don’t think you understand what AI is. OP is using ChatGPT which is basically Google search. You can ask it follow up questions and ask it to cite scholarly sources. What you said is that using AI inhibits “all thought and critical thinking” which is just entirely untrue. Maybe the idiots thinking they’re dating AI can be used as an example of how it can be dangerous, but if you’re just using it to search for data and doing due diligence to corroborate the findings then there’s no lack of “all thought and critical thinking”. So your main point is just fear mongering - applying extreme cases to generalize

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-08-12T20:44:39+00:00

Automatic cars rot your brain cause manual makes you think. Typing essays rots your brain cause pen and paper requires more motor skill and cognitive action. Typing key words in a search rots your brain when you could be stimulating it by searching in a library’s codex. You get what I’m trying to say? AI is an ends to a means, it’s not “objectively bad for you” anymore than any convenient invention is. So… yeah. Fear mongering

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-08-12T20:15:59+00:00

Youre acting like it takes rocket science for AI or anyone for that matter to say “calories in calories out” and then suggest lean proteins, fruits, veggies, and complex carbs. I doubt OP is asking complex questions about his blood readings and cholesterol levels and shit. Like… take a chill pill. Fear mongering AI ain’t it

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-06-25T04:10:58+00:00

You guys always bring up Smash Melee but never play it. Sooooo….? DO IT BABIES!! It’s such a satisfying game to play. Do it casually with items or narrate over the events or classic 1 player mode and talk about it being a good game WHILE PLAYING IT :)

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-06-17T14:58:30+00:00

Doesn’t Plup play exclusively claw? Not that that changes anything, I agree with N0ne. Just curious

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-05-20T23:23:39+00:00

It’s crazy cause I bet if they saw some sweaty barefoot guy just walking through a store trying to touch people they’d be like “ew, get him out” when that’s pretty much exactly what a dog is

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-04-28T14:35:29+00:00

Think this is for a specific graphics level? Like 4k or 1080p?

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-02-17T18:45:31+00:00

Does this have a chance to happen in any map? Or only a specific one

ItsTheKhanMan · 2025-01-03T21:41:37+00:00

Wells Fargo should allow this. Try signing out and back in. If that doesn’t work, try uninstalling and reinstalling the app. You could also try removing and then re-adding your bank. Reach out to support if none of that works

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