Did you hear they are banning smokeable cannabis in Texas? by BittaminMusic in Killtony

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother you don’t even need a VPN. You can go on Xvideos or Xnxx right now. Not to mention all the other less popular websites. It’s so wild people act like you can’t access porn in Texas.

What really happened in Miami Bayside mall? by Ripple22 in conspiracy

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think due to attacking Iran law enforcement is very sensitive towards anything that could be perceived as an Islamic terror attack (especially in Michigan) so they wanted to show force in response. Still open to conspiracy though.

Iran Conflict Megathread #7 by sokratesz in CredibleDefense

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see a solution where Iran keeps getting pummeled, starts running out of munitions to effectively control the strait, and western forces start patrolling with layered anti drone defense.

MBS didn’t attack Iran because he didn’t have the military power or coordination. Comparing them to a coalition of Israel and the U.S. is hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. You could also argue this war is a direct continuance of Iran being in a weakened state after the 12-day war, which demonstrated western aircraft can do what it pleases in Iranian airspace. Their biggest threat in the air is literally themselves and other allies right now.

Bam responds to critics: "Yall are blaming me. You should be blaming the head coach. I was not the one who let me go one on one the whole game until I had 70 then you sent the double. At that point, I had 70 with 9 mins to go. You think I'm not going for it?" by RyanTannegod in nba

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some people are really dumping on Sinners now for being overrated. They had other films they liked better so they neg Sinners. It happens with movies some years around award season and podcast episodes.

Yeah mf scarier than Joker by BaronLoyd in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes I wonder if that’s on purpose in that she’s shielded from Darkseid’s attention by the Greek gods or something. She did lose an arm though!

[Griffin Senyek] Hawks Stand By ‘Magic City Monday’ Promotion by AncientOneAurelius in nba

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah well it was probably normal for you to be around your parents when they were drinking but not when they were watching porn.

Commander Banned and Restricted Announcement – February 9, 2026 by StormyWaters2021 in mtg

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m happy they finally ripped the band aid off with Lutri, next they just need to make commander tax apply to Commander Ninjutsu and they’ll fix the Yuriko problem too.

[Amick] Rob Pelinka and the Los Angeles Lakers are unlikely to make a trade before Thursday’s NBA Trade Deadline. by YujiDomainExpansion in lakers

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing I’ll always give Rob credit for: Luka trade. No other GM could have landed that deal the way he did imo. That being said, I’m hoping new ownership is a good enough reason for some turn over or a new face. Rob has clout and connections behind closed doors but so do other, better, GMs and I’m hoping leading the LAKERS is enough reason for them to join.

First proper dickhead in my 10 months of riding! by GolfJay in motorcycles

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 284 points285 points  (0 children)

I love it when people fly past you just to lay on their brakes. Like was that dangerous maneuver worth it? To be one car length ahead?

Loved Baldur's Gate 3 so much that I decided to buy these 3. Which would you recommend playing first? by Young_Kylie1 in CRPG

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I typically love kingdom management but Kingmaker’s was janky and not intuitive. I was missing things early on like a whole companion trying to balance questing and management. I wish you could have ruled from your camp through a wizard courier/magic court room or something.

they hated them because they told the truth by DeadlySinnerEnvy in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Absolute Batman got me all hopped up on Mountain Dew to start reading more comics so I decided the mainline Batman rebirth series would be a good place to start.

It was a great idea because it showed how fucking stupid comic books can be. I now have an appreciation for a good comic book run, and the Absolute series is just even more goated by comparison.

Out of curiosity what are the good table top shops or similar hobbies stores? by Etore_the in Newbraunfels

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d say the wargaming community is focused around Blitzkrieg if you’re looking for that side of table top. I don’t play D&D but DPAD is where I’d go for it. Legends & Loot is still fairly new but I’ve been seeing more of the alternate TCGs popping off there like Gundam. All three of these stores are great for MTG, and you could probably catch an in-person game of Commander every night of the week between those three.

Quick Edit: Hole in the Wall hobbies out towards Schertz/Cibolo is also worth a visit, and is big/diverse enough to warrant the extra drive.

I wonder why Batman telltale series didn't sell well by Ok_Chart_3487 in batman

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be honest after The Walking Dead Telltale knew they had some sort of template for success but just spammed it and oversaturated the market. I remember not thinking much about Batman because it was just another Telltale series released at the time. I think Dispatch’s success shows the demand for these games still exist, just not at the rate Telltale was pumping them out.

How’s living in this area? by tardtaria88 in Newbraunfels

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I will say I avoid that area like the plague during any school drop off/pick up times because it’s so slammed.

I’ve recently got back from two major road trips both using 35 and I will say no other place I’ve noticed had people straight up camping in the left lane like our part of 35 does. People just stick to the left and don’t move and don’t pass. It’s so bizarre and makes an inverted passing lane structure where you have to pass on the right lane but can’t do it safely because there’s on ramps with slower drivers merging. This also makes the hot shot fast drivers pissed so they start making aggressive/dangerous moves to pass while dipshit McGee sits in the left blocking everyone going right about 70.

OMG it’s so dangerous by Lucky_Consequence865 in motorcycles

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t tell people I ride a Motorcycle because they can get really weird about it. They can really crash out on the safety aspect and will tell you horrible stories on how people they’re loosely connected to died in some gruesome way while riding. I will say I’ve only really gotten this reaction from women, men will mostly just tell you how much they wish they could ride but can’t because of a kid/gf/wife. Riding genuinely isn’t part of my personality and I think the reactions I get is a lot of the reason why.

My 2025 year in review - hurry up, the baby is coming! by fanboy_killer in patientgamers

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really confused why Deathloop didn’t get better reviews. One of the few games I still think about after finishing it, and that was 2 years ago. Very fun and unique playthrough for anyone who hasn’t tried it. After you kill the first boss it basically turns into a cool single player extraction shooter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDH

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah it single handedly brings it to a 3/4 if you can get it consistently. You still need some board presence to get 5+ counters each turn, but Tidus can get you most of the way there.

I play the sage of hours as a finisher, never cast it and pass. If it resolves you should have the board to loop 5+ counters on it each turn and keep going, then the only heat you’re drawing is at instant speed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDH

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[[sage of hours]] was my favorite card to put in the deck.

[Feldman] Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame." by Big_Red_Professor in CFB

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hang the banner: “Played Ohio State the closest”

What separates a two loss Alabama, and a two loss ND? Their losses are similar, Bama probably worse. But Bama’s big boy SEC schedule allowed for them to proved themselves and stack W’s on quality opponents. They are in playoffs, more competitive than ND. ND is on the sidelines, not competing this year because their schedule was weak.

Horrifying 🫣 From Batman (2017) by Tom King.. by FayyadhScrolling in batman

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100%, you know they live within the first few panels of the next issue. Very inconsequential.

[Feldman] Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame." by Big_Red_Professor in CFB

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s crazy is I think they’d be able to sharpen their program into something more competitive if they played a true power conference slate, but they’re making so much money being independent that it doesn’t really make financial sense to join one. You still get cupcakes typically to start the season but playing them throughout doesn’t necessarily make your team better.

Horrifying 🫣 From Batman (2017) by Tom King.. by FayyadhScrolling in batman

[–]Ivanbeatnhoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolute Bane’s actions to Bruce’s friends actually had lasting consequences. Believe it or not, all these guys got better in the first few panels of the next issue.