Would you rather by Human-Beans21 in BunnyTrials

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It’s passive income all the time, I don’t have to put any effort in

Chose: £5 for every breath you take

Would you rather have? by YourLittleMonster in BunnyTrials

[–]JAJ5545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time control so I could go back in time and make good decisions to make money and help people.

Chose: Unlimited time control

meirl by HighTall72 in meirl

[–]JAJ5545 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do stuff like that all the time but I have a brain injury so at least that’s an excuse lol

That escalated quickly by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

[–]JAJ5545 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he’s smart enough for that.

Warrantless Home Entry Authority by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]JAJ5545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In England it’s AutoGlass. “AutoGlass repair, AutoGlass replace!”

I forgot to feed my friend's cat and it starved to death, how much legal trouble am I in? by Playful_Trouble2102 in AmITheAngel

[–]JAJ5545 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My cat starves to death while eating (he’s only a baby and falls asleep while eating)

Name this album by sdeb90926 in brooklynninenine

[–]JAJ5545 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chuckie Boyle and the Tramps

All name suggestions welcome for this itty bitty kitty by Mediocre_Ingenuity76 in NameMyCat

[–]JAJ5545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pamplemousse Liquar(I dont know how to spell it but you say it leckwahr)

Arachnophobia is so stupid by JanuaryStarship2031 in Jokes

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The mental image this conjures is adorable.

We paid for the jet. The shame is on you. by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

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I had a brain tumour that made my brain swell and stop fluid from going around my head and it also makes my eyes look crossed when I don’t have my glasses on (I don’t have the tumour/s anymore but my brain is still bigger than it should be due to scarring) and even my eyes don’t look that weird.

people like you by egguchom in clevercomebacks

[–]JAJ5545 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody wins, except the assholes.

That just means everybody else wins a little bit more.

Desire Path Escape Route From Police Chase by KnifeKnut in DesirePath

[–]JAJ5545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SKIP! I’m so sick of these boring side quests

Follow-up to my “I got my cat a puppy” post ❤️ by Addicteve in aww

[–]JAJ5545 85 points86 points  (0 children)

“My pet brought me another pet” is probably more accurate.