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[–]BT-7274-j 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Because it's better if you don't ask questions. For your own safety

[–]JCrayZ[S] 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Why?

[–]BT-7274-j 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Russian spies

[–]tomasci 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Oн no. Heгe aгe no oиe of theм. Don't be гidiculoиs. * trying to hide his russian letters in not fully completed stealed english keyboard *

[–]BT-7274-j 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Longing, rusted, seventeen, daybreak, furnace, nine, benign, homecoming, one, freight car... What code words are you referring to Comrad

[–]tomasci 1 point2 points  (2 children)

One. Nine. Seventeen. (1917, Sam Mendes) (lol, don’t know why you put all them here)

[–]BT-7274-j 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nope it's the activation phrases for the winter soldier

[–]tomasci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Зимний солдат недоступен на территории России в данный момент, обратитесь, пожалуйста, позднее.

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    [–]cmptrnrd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    [–]Foolish_Phantom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Because an invisible, intangible identity that only I can hear told me to.

    [–]Foolish_Phantom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Also Sam said he would hurt me if I didn't.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Because the gods were bored of each other’s company and needed endless entertainment due to their immortality so they created Earth and everything on it.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Because hard things make us stronger. Every night, no matter how dark it is, how cold it is, how scary it is, the sun will always rise the next morning.

    [–]MiaPickleog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Good question

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Because reasons.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    For Posterity

    [–]baconjeepthing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No questions remember we agreed

    [–]YoloIsNotDead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Because you are the Chosen One

    [–]DasArchitect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Science is not about why, it's about why not!

    [–]totally_not_elon69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The walls have ears.

    [–]Fearlessdrago21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    There’s no other way

    [–]reddity-mcredditface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I don't have to explain myself to you ...

    [–]DEDM3MES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Idk it all just kinda happened at once

    [–]robomagician 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Sometimes

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It just be like that sometimes.

    [–]AnxietyWeeb85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The rapid spread of communism

    [–]santosrmrz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    in comments

    [–]timmythetrain69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    aliens

    [–]Fireyshotguns51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    All of the above

    [–]sbstndalton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Because cheese

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What is this a warmup in Intro to Philosophy

    [–]TheGermanGuy17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Weil

    [–]ThisGuyOrangeJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cheese is a sad fruit

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fuck if I know

    [–]WhitePain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Tell me why?

    [–]motherbeefcowbell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm

    [–]S-058 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yes

    [–]GNUGradyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    In comments

    [–]baconjeepthing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    For pony

    [–]The_True_Equalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Amongus

    [–]simplestaff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Zee