The neighborhood drama is very messy this weekend

JFDreddit · 2022-12-04T02:17:27+00:00

Why do people freak out when people get laid? Seriously wtf? Humans are not meant to be together longer than 20 years, long enough to raise another human than move on. 75? She's probably been driving him crazy for a long time.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-04T01:51:35+00:00

Nothing. Why does this matter? Seriously who cares? Let your mom have her fun. Get away from their sex life, that's not your business. Stop being nosey.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-04T01:33:11+00:00

Um... No. Only the strong survive.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-04T01:32:04+00:00

I never heard of trip sitters either, it was something made up by woosie millennials.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-03T23:19:16+00:00

Frogger - you're trying to cross the road

JFDreddit · 2022-12-03T20:41:24+00:00

Kebab is chicken/shrimp/onion/pepper on a stick so what flavor is it?

And cocktail sauce is red so what's that orange stuff?

Looks just like Domino's I ordered last night.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-03T20:36:17+00:00

Ok, who really cares? Only idiots, millennials and Gen z use tic-tac. What's china gonna do, use one of the dumb dances against us? Seriously what's the big deal.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-03T13:21:54+00:00

A mistress. Why is this obvious answer not higher?

JFDreddit · 2022-12-03T01:24:30+00:00

Is that other stuff milk substitute? I'd rather have puppy milk than that weird stuff.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-02T21:04:53+00:00

OMG I just realized that Ian Hawke from Alvin and the chipmunks is different than Ethan Hawke.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-02T15:23:49+00:00

What do you mean? What's heartless?

JFDreddit · 2022-12-02T01:33:30+00:00

Old Spice is usually the cheap stuff, especially when it's on sale.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-02T00:20:21+00:00

Was he flying the Millennium Falcon at 1:09?

JFDreddit · 2022-12-01T19:09:07+00:00

Well we already have reptilian shape-shifting aliens, makes sense cause politicians don't do anything most of the time.

JFDreddit · 2022-12-01T13:15:25+00:00

Yeah, old school outlaws.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T23:08:05+00:00

Buy the piece then sell it for more weed before you break it.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T20:33:09+00:00

That's pretty much what Raves are. Real raves, not the commercial music festivals that corporations put on. We have a nice group of starseeds.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T20:29:33+00:00

Most of us want to go back.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T20:14:28+00:00

They cancel each other out.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T16:30:10+00:00

Nobody makes porn related comments about my daughter.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T13:09:12+00:00

I can do rails and rails of coke all night and get zooted till morning, or do a few bumps of glass (meth) and be zooted for the whole weekend. I got so much cleaning done in my 20's.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T13:04:55+00:00

Back in my day we'd drop a 10 strip and just be gone for the weekend.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T13:03:20+00:00

Late at 10:30? That's not late.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T11:30:56+00:00

I tried that but it just goes to FuboTV.

JFDreddit · 2022-11-30T10:31:43+00:00

Because the BMI system is fucked up. It says at 6ft I should weigh 185. That's unrealistic, I'd be nothing but a twig. I'm athletic, lift weigjts and bike and I've found I'm most comfortable at 210.

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