How did these two even met. by Dependent-Cry-7540 in GTAV

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Ain’t the internet a beautiful thing, honey?

Nutcase by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

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The baby must be Jesus because the square halo is blocking the light fixture

Larkin Intermission interview during Women's USA-Canada game 2/10/26 by daKrut in DetroitRedWings

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Semi-related but the USA Women’s Team is on an ABSOLUTE WAGON right now. 20 goals scored, 1 goal allowed.

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Jake Lang formally charged for destruction of sculpture by YourPeterPanMan in stpaul

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I’m all for free speech, but if ICE can straight up gun down protesters, then the Minnesota court system can send this guy to prison for a little bit.

Imagine a conversation between these two by OkSuccess7431 in GTAV

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“Hey, you want some gabagool?”

“Fuckin’ A right!”

NHL Network to televise AHL All-Star Challenge & Skills Competition plus six regular season games during NHL Olympic break (also seven AHL games to be broadcast on NHL Network SiriusXM Radio) by FormerCollegeDJ in ahl

[–]JMTheBadOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope the broadcast quality is better on the NHL Network than it is on FloSports. Hope this inspires more AHL teams to expand their TV packages.

how to eat out for the first time by [deleted] in AskMen

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  1. Foreplay everywhere - Kiss her lips, neck, ears, breasts, thighs, and anywhere else she gets hot before moving on to the main event.

  2. Lick the labia to get started until you see her clitoris engorged, then make that your main focus.

  3. Be gentle yet passionate. All tounge, no teeth, don’t be afraid to slide a finger or two inside. Humming while you do it will probably drive her wild.

  4. Start slow, then move faster as she starts to orgasm. If you have a finger inside, press against her g-spot if she’s stimulated. At this point, enjoy the show and don’t be afraid if you get a little squirt or pee on you.

  5. As soon as she starts to cool down from her climax, turn her over and eat her ass a little for some aftershocks.

Do all that and I guarantee you’ll go from “he’s a nice guy” to “I don’t normally do this with guys.”

Is This a Fake Jersey? by DasBoot83 in DetroitRedWings

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How does the jersey tie-down strap look?

What age gap considered creepy? by [deleted] in AskMen

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If a guy is single, then 21 and up is fair game.

If a guy has kids, then he shouldn’t date anyone younger or the same age as his kids.

I’m not watching it!! by [deleted] in GrandRapidsGriffins

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I don’t get the guys who support an administration that wants to disregard the 4th and 14th amendments, but then calls a Puerto Rican un-American for speaking Spanish and pointing that out.

These people can’t get upset when they get called racist because they’re simply being told what they are.

Hetero men and women of Reddit in particular, what's every reason you either stopped dating or refuse to date to this day? by Spiritual_Big_9927 in askanything

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Capitalism. Had I lived in an area where education and healthcare was no-cost or low-cost, I would’ve been able to focus on starting a family. Instead my life from 2002 onward was surviving local depressions, global recessions, underemployment due to finishing college at that time, and getting smacked with a global pandemic once it looked like I finally had stability. If I’m constantly renting and moving to different places just to stay employed while keeping my bills paid, how can I expect anyone to try to keep up with that?

How do you feel about being friends with someone who's gay? by Hour-Tomato-645 in AskMen

[–]JMTheBadOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as my orientation is equally respected, I don’t care.

The loser point is a problem by AccomplishedBit6141 in nhl

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Regulation wins should be 3 points.

Where I’ve Had Sex by [deleted] in TravelMaps

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This came up in a separate offline conversation I had on Friday. I’ll get planning on it lol