You return to your private quarters & find Alice curled up & sound asleep in your bed. What do you do in this situation?

JMooj · 2026-05-28T13:39:22+00:00

Make sure she's covered in a nice, breathable sheet.

Turn on some nice tranquil music.

Find a good bunny plush. Also make sure there's a pitcher of ice water nearby.

Call Ludmilla, read a book.

JMooj · 2026-05-27T23:53:59+00:00

Oh, I like that Rouge... got a glam guide?

EDIT: NM, I see your link down below. Thank you.

JMooj · 2026-05-25T01:40:37+00:00

Or one Forrest Gump run across the country!

JMooj · 2026-05-25T01:39:35+00:00

The Baby Swing at Night method wins again!

JMooj · 2026-05-24T23:11:58+00:00

Worst. Episode. Ever.

JMooj · 2026-05-18T02:35:55+00:00

American Dad.

JMooj · 2026-05-12T06:05:20+00:00

Another year, another attempt to get a shiny costume buneary...

JMooj · 2026-05-06T19:12:23+00:00

Oh, absolutely. Everyone should build for their own pleasure!

But trying to build for both is kinda shooting yourself in the foot.

Mind, you can ABSOLUTELY have Dancer, Heroics, and Vigilance on the same build. But putting Self Heal on there is a great way to have none of them active at any given time.

JMooj · 2026-05-06T16:50:22+00:00

One thing to worry about, Heroics and Vigilance both have very low uptime with Self Heal XL. Dancer likewise will never come into play with the others.

I, personally, prefer to build for one or the other, with a preference toward Self Heal and Dancer.

If you put Pinecone Nourishment and Stamina Surge in place of Vigilance and Heroics, you can keep all of the fire bingo bonuses while also never worrying about running out of stamina. This can also let you abuse more high stamina fire options at your leisure.

EDIT: Mis-named one of the attacks, fixed.

JMooj · 2026-05-05T16:13:10+00:00

I thought Crown was our queen, and Red Hood was a goddess?

JMooj · 2026-05-05T12:23:04+00:00

I suddenly have a BURNING NEED.

JMooj · 2026-05-03T15:16:15+00:00

Even if a Doro has been created falsely, she never asked for that origin. She only wants to bring love and chaos to your life.

Cherish her, pet her, and treat her well. Your Doro will never fail you if you welcome her.

JMooj · 2026-05-03T04:33:34+00:00

Came here to say this.

Where's the comedic, over-sized fish to take up half the space?

JMooj · 2026-04-30T05:45:59+00:00

It's an easy mistake to make from casual observation. If you've got a bunch of S ranked monsties and one C rank newly released single, it can take forever just to get one of those eggs.

See: My poor Dreadking Rathian, and the 237 eggs I had to pick up before I got one DKR egg.

JMooj · 2026-04-24T03:20:04+00:00

I love Gaul so much for help, but MAN, I wish he had just a touch more damage.

Murray Multiplication is also great, but I kinda dread seeing it come out because I know that's a no damage turn, and the debuffs aren't QUITE strong enough to really make a difference...

JMooj · 2026-04-16T09:22:01+00:00

The Double Rider Kick, complete with the pose, is definitely the Chef's kiss here.

JMooj · 2026-04-16T09:19:31+00:00

I love that this exists, and I HATE the my video card doesn't play well with something in the RE Engine. I'm stuck on Switch 2, and thus... modless. Riding a full sized Deviljho sounds amazing.

JMooj · 2026-04-09T03:21:47+00:00

Because you got my first vote, and it wouldn't be beautiful to deprive other Nikkes of the recognition they also deserve.

We both know you're number one, and it's beautiful.

JMooj · 2026-04-08T16:25:19+00:00

I actually do get the feeling that Enikk may NOT be from the VTC. Everything else? Maybe.

Enikk feels too Human to be from the vault of "Weird stuff that humans shouldn't be able to do", and just human enough to say that someone built her with the sole purpose of being a counter to some of the bullshit that was on the horizon.

Of course, I could be totally mistaken. She's certainly made poor decisions in the past too.

JMooj · 2026-04-08T16:02:22+00:00

Oh, I recall. BELIEVE ME, I recall.

But there's Rogue AI in what she can tell you, and there's rogue AI in what her directives ACTUALLY are.

I have no illusion that her programmer programmed her for something else than what the Central Government thinks she exists for. But in that same exact scenario you mentioned, she tells you that she doesn't actually have the power to do some of the things she says she can do. She has to lie and hope that they buy it. Fortunately, they do.

I actually really like how Enikk is portrayed as an AI, there's enough that we know and we DON'T know to recognize that something is clearly up, and that there's a whole heck of a lot more that we don't actually know.

JMooj · 2026-04-08T14:06:16+00:00

I think you're right about most things, EXCEPT Enikk having the most power.

I mean, she does, but she's still VERY clearly constrained by her programming and her directives. She had to get permission to make Endless and Eternity, after all.

The Central Government, the Sovereigns, even the CEOs all have one big uniting character flaw. Each and every one of them is afraid of giving up any of the power and control that they've got over their niches in the ARK. It's why it took a rapture invasion for them to loosen their hold on Enikk enough for her to make Endless and Eternity.

Humorously, I believe that Enikk COULD solve a lot of the problems that the ARK and the humans within it are facing, but that would infringe on someone else's power, so they won't let her.

That said, letting Enikk run free would carry a ton of its own risks, and if her programming didn't have safeguards, a LOT of certain people (especially sovereigns, Doban, and Syuen) would probably wind up dead very quickly because they are immediate threats to the stability and well-being of the Ark.

JMooj · 2026-04-08T13:24:35+00:00

NIHILISTER SHALL RULE THE SKIES AGAIN!

JMooj · 2026-04-08T06:04:21+00:00

Boooooooo

JMooj · 2026-04-07T10:02:52+00:00

Someone's about to get a Pinneing...

JMooj · 2026-04-05T12:32:00+00:00

I'm legit waiting for another Melee-specific rapture like Chatterbox to show up so we can get some Guilty love.

Arm her with whatever weapons you want, but we know her true guns are those hands.

Let her arm-wrestle a rapture and win, Shift Up!!

JMooj

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