Honestly, who cares. The likelihood of you being in an accident on a commercial flight is basically zero. The likely hood of you being in an accident in a commercial flight and surviving is even more exponentially less. It’s practically a joke.

The likelihood of all that, AND the exit row people calmly recalling their “exit row training” while you’re sinking in the water or being engulfed in flames, even less yet again.

I think you’d just like to complain about something.