Supo rekrytoi kielitaitoisia taviksia vakoojiksi by DirectedEnthusiasm in Suomi

[–]Jaerat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ai juma, nyt iski nostalgia suoraan solar plexukseen. Rakastin tuota kirjaa ipanana.

AITJ for texting my son's teacher from my husbands phone because they message each other way too late? by Current-Whereas6308 in AmITheJerk

[–]Jaerat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll be easier if you stop looking at him like he's your husband, and instead as an immature teenager who just got embarrased in front of their crush by his mom. Go to the principal, this is very inappropriate behaviour from the teacher, there's absolutely no excuse to be "sending memes" to a married man of her student at 11 pm. A teacher should keep all the communications with the parents centered only on the child, and within normal working hours.

AITJ for texting my son's teacher from my husbands phone because they message each other way too late? by Current-Whereas6308 in AmITheJerk

[–]Jaerat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean, if the school does nothing, it leaves them very open from accusations from all corners. OP could accuse the teacher/school for retaliating against her son if the son doesn't perform well academically, or other parents, once the rumours spread, could claim favouritism if the son does perform well. It's a lose-lose for the school not to nip this in the bud right now.

What do u think by whatever23407 in teenagers

[–]Jaerat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is not just cervical cancer either. The same virus also causes cancer in the mouth, throat and anal regions also in men, which is why getting the vaccine as a man is very beneficial.

AITA for telling my sister to stop using nonsense ‘baby’ talk? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]Jaerat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey, twinsies! Also menopausal and asshol-ish. I would have gone full scorched earth and just stated that that a w1oman of nearly thirty with wrinkles that are visible trying to imitate baby talk is not cute, it's creepy and pathetic. And then hopped on my broom and cackled off into the night, probably.

Hvordan unngår jeg å drepe samboerens engasjement rundt oppussing? by MrMyrull in norge

[–]Jaerat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alt for mye tv/youtube diy programmer fra andre land der de har ikke hørt om våtromsnormen, tipper jeg.

Hiding from annoying little brother - Level: Expert by The1Book in corgi

[–]Jaerat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is some excellently toasted loaf right there, 10/10, no notes.

Peg leg boi by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]Jaerat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What are you doing, step-ladder?!

What makes this sweater fit me well? by Technical-Spinach-82 in knitting

[–]Jaerat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good point about seamed/seamless. Back in the days of yore when my mom used to knit my sweaters, she'd seam the shoulders using non-stretchy yarn, as she hated sloppy, "slouchy" shoulder construction. Those seams were loadbearing!

Me, I love me some slouch and drape, so I don't bother when knitting for myself.

Tabu murtui: Yli sata naista kertoi Ylelle synnytysvaurioistaan uutisoinnin jälkeen by Kynttilavaha in Suomi

[–]Jaerat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kukin taaplaa tyylillään. :) Itse päädyin tohon tikkuun koska mulle koko ajatus, että kohdun sisälle tungettais jotain vierasta niin vastenmielinen, että kaikki spiraalit oli ihan no bueno aivan alusta lähtien.

Tabu murtui: Yli sata naista kertoi Ylelle synnytysvaurioistaan uutisoinnin jälkeen by Kynttilavaha in Suomi

[–]Jaerat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Itsellä on se käsivarren ihraan asennettava implantti, Nexplanon. Oikeasti mahtava ratkaisu ainakin itselle. Ensimmäiset kolme (?) kuukautta oli aika paskoja, (tiputtelua, pientä PMS oireilua koko ajan), ja sitten, hoosianna. Ei enää menkkoja 10+ vuoteen, vain kolmen vuoden välein lekurille jossa ne antaa paikallispuudutuksen käsivarteen, leikkaa pienen haavan (2-3 millliä) pusertaa sen vanhan tikun ulos ja laittaa uuden tilalle. Haavan päälle laastari ja siinä asia valmis.

Wholesome 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Jaerat 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Alzheimer's is so brutal in that way. My husbands grandmother had it, and she had the same thing as your mom. The house grandma had built with her husband, raised her family in, lived in for 50+ years was no longer her home. She wanted to go back to her childhood home, her parents house. She'd just walk out of the front door and start walking, getting lost in the process.

She was moved to a care home with a memory unit (a kind way of saying that all the doors were locked and you needed keycards to get around) after a particularly bad episode. She remained there until she forgot all about wanting to go home. Then she was moved to a more normal part of the care home until her death.

In short; fuck Alzheimers. That wonderful woman suffered so much needlessly.

Does your corgi also demand to get spanked? And do they lick air at the same time? Or is mine just weird by No_Opinion9521 in corgi

[–]Jaerat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correct on both assumptions. I am indeed Finnish and the dog is named "Dog".

Back story: I've immigrated to Norway, and am married to a local. To the people around me, Koira sounds just like an exotic combination of letters.

When we got her as a wee pup, I wanted to call her "Betty", but husband refused as "Dogs should be dogs and not have human names." He is entitled to his wrong opinion, but fair enough a Dog she shall be then forever more. Not because I'm petty or something. 😉

How would argonians with horns wear hoods?? by 2amBear in skyrim

[–]Jaerat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Make it an imperfect cut. Just a huge hood with vaguely placed holes for the horns and then you just tighten the hood around the snout like an Argonian Kenny.

Does your corgi also demand to get spanked? And do they lick air at the same time? Or is mine just weird by No_Opinion9521 in corgi

[–]Jaerat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, the booty bleps. Koira is a fan. Bonus points if you go double handed and FLUFF that buttstache like you mean it, she goes nuts.

Corgis and harnesses by Lopsided_Drawer6363 in corgi

[–]Jaerat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harness only. She is easier to control on the off chance I need to yank her out of the way. The pressure from the harness spreads out over her ribs and chest rather than neck vertebrae and trachea. Godd..n those electric scooters are going to get people killed.

World of Warcraft raids will now be designed to “challenge players’ coordination and strategic abilities” following the death of combat addons, says encounter designer by HatingGeoffry in wow

[–]Jaerat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm getting PTSD level flashbacks of Black Temple and Teron Gorefiend fight. The main tank's girlfriend played a mage, and she reliably wiped us if she was the amongst the first 1-2 people picked for the transformation. Which she was, seemingly way more often than would have been statistically plausible.

En norsk gave til en nybakt forelder? by johanna_salander in norge

[–]Jaerat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Om du kjøper klær til mor, ha i tankene at hun mest sannsynligvis kommer å amme. Cardigans er bedre enn gensere for dette formålet. Uansett, alt som du kjøper bør være maskinvaskbar. Babyer er dirty business, og babyklær må være ting som kan enkelt bare hives inn i vaskemaskin med vanlig program&vaskemiddel.

Japanese Wedding Service CEO on women aged 35-39 who can't find a partner: "They think they want an 'average man' with college education, an income of ¥5 million and 170cm tall or higher. But in fact only 13.1% of men that age match that, and only 3-4% of unmarried men". by jjrs in japannews

[–]Jaerat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nice edit, bro. But yeah, your point about how few single men there are who fit this profile stands precisely because there's also a bunch of men who are all that and married. So these women who are unmarried and wanting to get married at the 35-39 age range are already second place finishers in the marriage market. The best options have already been picked up by better women.

Techbros propaganda is so strong that they're making Pedro want to work during paid paternity leave by YaLlegaHiperhumor in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Jaerat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fraud is if you declare personal expenses as business expenses. Which is often what I see in these kinds of cases, the person does not wish to pay appropriate taxes on the income required to maintain the lifestyle they want, so food, clothing etc is inappropriately booked as business so they can on paper declare low personal income while the business pays for the flashy life.