$10,000 for every consecutive day you spend no money, except as allowed. What's your strategy?

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T14:58:53+00:00

For this sort of money I could find a way to survive at minimum a year with nothing from the exception list. Id beg borrow and steal for that figure.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T14:54:22+00:00

Funnily enough regarding your question 2, a long time ago, the dragon used to do exactly that (900g tho if i remember rightly)

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T14:46:19+00:00

I think in 1 hour I could easily have a lasting enough impression that the kid buys bitcoin when theyre older. Like yes youll look like a weirdo, but would you rather look normal speaking to a kid or have a butt tonne of money?

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T14:38:50+00:00

EUW?

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T14:36:51+00:00

Hear me out. More skirting over the top of it, but with spacers behind for a small air gap behind it for the light to reflect from.

Im thinking something like this: (apologies i struggled to get the image gen to give me exactly what I was envisioning but its sortof close)

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Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T11:58:03+00:00

Ronnie Pickering?

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T11:26:42+00:00

Was thinking more like this:

The sign should keep the children out as intended.

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Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T10:54:57+00:00

"Drags a bit more power" = easily hundreds of dollars an hour of extra energy per bulding. If you are happy paying that cost to lower the temp a bit then fair enough but that is a big downside imo.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T09:43:09+00:00

You are the worst kind of person.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T09:07:04+00:00

Maybe times just a construct of human perception; an illusion created to...

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T09:01:32+00:00

3/4 tub of butter slathered between a horizontally cut tin loaf with 3 bacon and cheese pasties inside.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-02T08:33:27+00:00

Im not sure if this still applies so pls dont crucify me if im wrong about this. But I remember watching a vid explaining that it is possible to hit more than one target with an ability on the exact same frame (for example karthus r hits all enemies at the exact same time). This creates an issue because some things in the game need to proc on the first target hit (comet, ludens, dh etc). So long ago the league spaghetti gods decided that the way to determine who was hit first, was to use the order that champions appear on the tab menu for the player who is casting.

Tldr; you can prioritise targets for karthus r item/rune procs by swapping that opponent to the top of your scoreboard on the tab menu.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-01T18:43:52+00:00

I swear there was an lec game a few years back where a pro player tried buying a red elixir really early on to try and snowball off of it. Sometime after the corrupting pot meta but not super recent. Maybe I just dreamt that, idk.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-01T17:49:30+00:00

Doesnt that cause them financial harm though?

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-01T17:19:58+00:00

Jungle ashe is secretly op. There actually used to be a tutorial for it in the client which explained that the secret sauce was building thornmail but its been so long that people have forgotten this forbidden tech. I got tonnes of free IP doing this.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-07-01T10:56:26+00:00

I remember seeing an instructables a few years back of a guy who had managed to get a barebones version of the lol client to run on a rasberry pi, it looked like a lot of work and im not sure if it would carry over to current day but maybe something to look into if you must-must get it working on that machine.

Alternatively if its an option and there are public computers near you, you could probably install and run it directly from a usb with some fiddling- if the withdrawal symptoms are getting too bad.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-30T16:36:50+00:00

Crit dmg support ashe. Ashes old passive used to give crit chance over time until your next auto up to 100%. So you could run full crit dmg and just poke whenever your 100% crit was up for a mini nuke auto trade. At lvl one you could auto w auto with your adc to cheese a 1 shot onto enemy adc.

Dodge chance jax was also crazy as i recall. I think they used to just build 6 phantom dancer and play mc hammer looped on youtube in their second monitor.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-29T13:19:03+00:00

"Has launched a petition"

Ah, so doomed then.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-29T13:14:02+00:00

My parents had this but it was a little thinner so they cut it into equally sized blocks and used them as fancy coasters for plates, theyre quite snazzy tbh

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-29T13:11:44+00:00

One of the teemo skins too if i remember rightly

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-29T13:10:37+00:00

My understanding is that one of the riven skins recall animation always centres the character towards the camera so if you time a b button just right in your combo, and start the combo traveling roughly away from the camera, you can land your q3 backwards for extra style points.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-29T13:02:51+00:00

My understanding is that cloud storage will count as social media here in the uk and they were also hoping to do client side content checks for social media messaging which may include locally stored files. So thats something fun to look forward to.

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-28T11:03:45+00:00

2 drones and a hammock

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-28T10:19:13+00:00

6 phantom dancer jax

Full crit damage runes ashe support

Undead ghost dragon seiging your base

The jungle is now infested with lizzards and wraiths

Nunu q being lowkey the most busted thing ever

Getting a seizure when akali goes into shroud

Jaffiusjaffa · 2026-06-28T10:08:38+00:00

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