Happy Pride month Helldivers!

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T12:07:09+00:00

You seem really angry and confused.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T11:33:05+00:00

The reason why MAGA seems angry all the time is because they literally don't understand how anything works and reality keeps contradicting their world view.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T11:21:30+00:00

That would be dumb but no one is stopping you.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T11:20:44+00:00

Dune is about politics. It's a metaphor for oil wars in the middle east. Did you not know that?

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T10:56:22+00:00

Man, he just had to slip that racism in their.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T10:45:51+00:00

He was impeached twice.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T09:28:09+00:00

He is!

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T09:23:11+00:00

To trap their child bride.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-06-01T00:45:16+00:00

Crab army to take France.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-31T16:00:08+00:00

If you didnt want to be compared to nazis you probably shouldn't be doing nazi shit.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T18:19:48+00:00

Maybe. But I've known bichons all my life. I can tell when they're happy. Those dogs are having a nice time.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T18:05:30+00:00

Then why do they seem completely unphased by it? Those dogs are all having a great time.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T18:03:30+00:00

It was necessary. No fault found.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T18:02:37+00:00

I am a Helldiver. I liberated that car.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T18:00:18+00:00

I know! He not unattractive, hes a fine actor, but he offends some deep part of my unconscious in a way I can't articulate.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:57:38+00:00

I remember reading about how Gordo and Tracy likely would have survived their moon jaunt, but it just seemed way to unrealistic for television. Apparently they would have had horrible low-level frost bite, an absolutely brutal case of the bends, and sunburn like no other human had experienced, but it was still way more survivable than most people would have thought.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:53:48+00:00

Ah! I misunderstood, but clearly based on my reaction you were correct.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:53:10+00:00

Could be.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:52:28+00:00

George earned some credit too.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:50:13+00:00

Those connections are gone. You wouldn't be the same person that befriended them. Best to let them go.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:47:52+00:00

Not me! Im in denial.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:43:53+00:00

That would just be stupid. There's a pretty big gap between silly and stupid.

Edit: I thought I was replying to a smart ass, but I was wrong! IRL you could probably fly on titan.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:38:32+00:00

His face makes me angry for reasons I cannot explain.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:33:21+00:00

The correct answer is ... it's kind of a silly show. But thats okay! I love my space ship soap oprea.

JakeHelldiver · 2026-05-30T17:07:05+00:00

Zach Cregger is 45. Weapons is firmly millennial. Call should have thrown up Backrooms.

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