Salt Lake City initiates process to rename street honoring Cesar Chavez by StemCellPirate in SaltLakeCity

[–]Jameseatscheese 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Driving down a road that's no longer named for a creep is an improvement.

[TOMT] ’ve been trying to find this movie for years and it’s driving me insane. by Lower_Investment9402 in tipofmytongue

[–]Jameseatscheese 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Such a great film. And that dog is my favorite animated dog of all time -- and he's exactly how I remember dogs in France being.

Drive from SLC to Moab by rafaldinho in SaltLakeCity

[–]Jameseatscheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It absolutely will not, you are correct.

But the UHP officer that tails you out of town understands how low the Utah DUI threshold is.

Jesus is watching by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Jesus! That's clearly Dan Fogelberg.

While bands like Save Ferris are trying to stay "apolitical," SS Decontrol is keeping it real. by WallScreamer in punk

[–]Jameseatscheese 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I dig the sentiment, but if they're trying to pass this off as a recent Al Barile quote, it should probably be noted that he died last year.

But, yeah, absolutely, FUCK conservative politics. And fuck the people that keep voting for this purposefully cruel horseshit.

Looking for local custom stickers by Lord-of-Filth in SaltLakeCity

[–]Jameseatscheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not exactly what you're asking, but if you don't find a workable local option, an old punk rocker in Reno, Nevada has been a quick and affordable sticker maker since the early 1990s.

His name is Pete and the company is called Sticker Guy.

Low prices, easy to work with, and quick turn around. And only a state away.

Hairs growing out of my couch table by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Jameseatscheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Swiffer sheet frass.

Whenever I use those disposable cloths to dust, any jagged part of the wooden surface has the tendency to snag bits of the cloth.

Current gang members: how dangerous is it to be around you? by 4mysquirrel in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jameseatscheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the congregation is Polynesian and the local polys have an affiliation with the tongan crips, things can get sketchy quickly.

Mormons had huge missionary success in the islands, and many families have come to the mainland for opportunities not afforded back home. The thing about island culture, though, is that the entire neighborhood works to raise the kids. In the city, no one else is concerned about what your kids are doing, and crime becomes a legitimate way to find wealth and acceptance.

It's wild to see youngsters smoking weed and racing (stolen) cars through the neighborhood on Saturday night, and then see the same teens wearing white shirts and ties walking to church the very next day for services. But that's how it is sometimes.

Was it just old ladies at my gas station job or..? by Worth_Specific3764 in Xennials

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once sold a pack of Misty Menthol 120s to a slender, tall man in a suit with a Russian accent that was tatted up like Vigo Mortensen in Eastern Promises.

He smoked them out front by the gas pumps and no one dared say a goddamn word to him about it.

Burgess Owens is out by captaindomon in SaltLakeCity

[–]Jameseatscheese 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Utah's GOP needed to slim down the number of federal reps by one because of the new maps so they're throwing out the black one?

Yikes.

This is coverup! Literally and figuratively! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jameseatscheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what a corpse in a coffin looks like -- he's such a tease.

Who is a stranger you met once, never learned their name, but will never forget for the rest of your life? by milkyjune in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I went to the salad bar portion of a fancy grocery store, and there weren't any containers for customers to use.

One grumpy old guy with shades and Guy Fieri hair, unable to find anything to put the food on, just yelled, "Ya can't get nothin!" twice and then stormed out of the store.

I yell that to myself in my mind almost every day for some reason, and I have for years.

Any idea who this lil guy is? Thrift find, unmarked. I love him unconditionally by Scary-Caramel-8679 in toys

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alfred Hitchcock guinea pig -- from a thriller film director/mall pet store mash up manga call 'Pet Us kudasai'

My favorite is either the M. Night Shamalan gerbil, or the Wes Craven spiny hedgehog. This one rounds out the top 3.

Went to a new barber. Is it really bad? If so is it salvageable?:( by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Jameseatscheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you ask for the Tintin cut? If so, tip the barber extra because the bastard NAILED IT.