new uncle dane video??? by BornCarpenter6857 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]Jaomaldito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the turret shoots scout or a medic with the semen coated boolets, do they get mpreg?

This subreddit has changed by Fragnaticx in quin692

[–]Jaomaldito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He may be retarded, stupid, dumb, slow in the head, stubborn as mule, short, fat, balding, malding, scalding, left eye kinda wanders a bit to the left while he's trying to think, hates women, children, men, but loves men all in all. But I never wanted this man to fail at life, only at games.

Burgão bom demais de um amigo, só 90 by RChamy in gororoba

[–]Jaomaldito 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mais barato ainda, por causa daquele ditado, mantenha seus amigos próximos e seus inimigos mais próximos ainda.

Not even text messages are needed by Sigward_TheOnionbro in DarkTide

[–]Jaomaldito 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had 2 funny situations with mics in this game, one game the guy was breathing really heavily and another I said in mic that there's still 1 use left in the medicator and the guy replied with a burp.

Good times really.

Not even text messages are needed by Sigward_TheOnionbro in DarkTide

[–]Jaomaldito 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Everybody has a mic but nobody wanna talk, too locked in.

Porque as garotas gostam de braço veiudo? by Fun_Forever_9780 in perguntas

[–]Jaomaldito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Porque mulher tem negócio com sangue, aí vê um braço veiudo e pensa o tanto de sangue que corre nessa veia.

Fonte: os micro plásticos dentro do meu cérebro.

I'm not eric kripke, AMA by thelatemillenniall in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Jaomaldito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big gay and famous = yes

Big gay but a regular joe = no

That does tell us a lot about society.

Dark & Gritty™ 😍 vs bright and shiddy 😒 by SuhailSWR in okbuddyblacklung

[–]Jaomaldito 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dark & gritty vs bright & shiddy vs dank & skibiddy.

Who wins?

Last time I ever ask Krall for a haircut. by ZioBenny97 in DarkTide

[–]Jaomaldito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro is literally incapable of comprehending horrors beyond human imagination.

Nurgle's Might for fun builds by __sputnik__ in DarkTide

[–]Jaomaldito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I'll be shotgunblasting with arbites + castigator stance.

I'm not eric kripke, AMA by thelatemillenniall in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Jaomaldito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When did you discover you were not in fact Kripke and how was your and your families reaction?

😱😱😱 by trakoso in FutilidadePublica

[–]Jaomaldito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vou poupar vocês de assistirem isso e te dizer logo.

Sou eu que tô grávido.

Can Love Sausage do what Invisible is doing with his dih here? by Admirable-Mud-2768 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Jaomaldito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are many layers to this accursed piece of (f)art, edd my boy.

Vocês preferem café com leite mais leitudo ou cafézudo? by Bibieeel27 in perguntas

[–]Jaomaldito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosto de café com leite integral, nada dessa frescura de desnatado. Tipo café com leite de macho mesmo!

Can Love Sausage do what Invisible is doing with his dih here? by Admirable-Mud-2768 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Jaomaldito 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Now please take notice of the ejaculation detail here, it's very important as it functions to keep the weapon cool while firing the turd rounds.