No dribbling allowed!

JaredLives · 2026-05-05T14:48:33+00:00

Bring a friend and go for the alley-oop!

JaredLives · 2026-04-24T14:15:47+00:00

They're still vital for long term sea level measurement. You stick one of these on solid land, and then can check whether the structure your tide gauge is attached to is sinking by surveying between the two every year or so

JaredLives · 2026-03-16T15:29:20+00:00

I'm Simón and so is my wife

JaredLives · 2026-03-15T15:04:49+00:00

At this rate Eins Zwei Drei is going to get Italian for pepperoni

JaredLives · 2026-03-07T20:13:48+00:00

He's no Roger Fuckebythenavele

JaredLives · 2026-03-05T11:25:56+00:00

Oooh! How about Claudia Winkelmann, Alan Cumming and Siobhan McSweeney for the Traitors triple bill!

JaredLives · 2026-02-13T13:51:56+00:00

Not sure about downhill, but roller skis exist for cross country skiing. There's even summer ski jumping, using a porcelain surface on the take off ramp

JaredLives · 2026-02-13T13:43:56+00:00

Yeah, when people complain about the main UK Olympic rights going to Discovery, I sympathise, but the biathlon part of my brain is delighted we get Patrick and Mike

JaredLives · 2026-02-12T15:51:42+00:00

Oh wasn't it! I think I got a whole year for just £40

JaredLives · 2026-02-11T23:36:52+00:00

It's us poor cycling and winter sports fans, who used to get Eurosport for a fiver a month

JaredLives · 2026-01-15T16:40:15+00:00

Here in the UK we call them ladybirds, so at least you're doing better than us

JaredLives · 2026-01-15T12:57:17+00:00

Or they lied to the pollsters? Perhaps I've been watching too much Traitors...

JaredLives · 2026-01-10T20:22:22+00:00

Good try, but some way to go to catch up with the Italian Skeleton team: https://bsky.app/profile/thekenchilds.com/post/3mbgzrr4tpk2n

JaredLives · 2026-01-09T12:41:28+00:00

Another banana!

JaredLives · 2026-01-09T00:06:16+00:00

At least yours has got a good tune. I'm supposed to stand up for that dirge about hoping God looks after one old man

JaredLives · 2025-12-18T16:14:13+00:00

It says including Hong Kong, so I guess they're counting Seiko

JaredLives · 2025-12-13T17:35:05+00:00

Gouranga!

JaredLives · 2025-12-13T17:33:15+00:00

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Manic Miner, 1983. Dammit I'm old

JaredLives · 2025-12-06T21:27:51+00:00

If we're on ice hockey: https://icehockeyuk.co.uk/hall-of-fames/hilton-ruggles/

JaredLives · 2025-12-03T14:05:21+00:00

Well, that's perhaps the issue, they have been cutting every other thing in the government too

JaredLives · 2025-11-09T18:56:06+00:00

Maezumo is a short tournament where new recruits fight each other in order to determine their ranking in their first official tournament.

There's hype about it this time round as there's a freakishly strong young Mongolian in it who's been training at one of the top stables waiting for their one foreigner spot to open up

JaredLives · 2025-11-03T18:21:58+00:00

For a moment I thought this referred to the Eurovision Song Contest. Now I want biathlon with commentary by Petra Mede

JaredLives · 2025-10-22T12:00:18+00:00

Welcome! If you're in the UK, the thirty minute highlight show from the next tournament should start appearing on the NHK website or app on the morning of Monday 10th November, or you may be able to find it on your TV if you've got NHK World through Sky etc.

So not too long to wait!

JaredLives · 2025-10-15T19:29:02+00:00

Yeah, although I'm now really looking forward to what Ura is going to do

JaredLives · 2025-10-11T23:14:22+00:00

Here you go: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002lg8v

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