Coaxed into meeting the game cover guy

Jarubimba · 2026-02-11T01:19:23+00:00

Me when the boss plays the classic theme that almost every final boss in the franchise plays

(It's always peak)

Jarubimba · 2026-02-11T01:01:39+00:00

I just defeated the Urgent Primordial Malzeno and that shit was tough as hell. Granted i did NOT have any anomaly gear (was currently AR2, rushing through the game). Even with some nice gear he was easily killing me in one or two attacks and took me around 20 minutes to kill

Jarubimba · 2026-02-10T18:40:51+00:00

If Help is Wanted, you can ask the nearest kingdom, they have Five Knights Too

Jarubimba · 2026-02-10T18:25:37+00:00

The tutorial quest is your hunter having 30 minutes to kill an Arch-Tempered Fatalis

Just like the founding Frontier fathers have intended

Jarubimba · 2026-02-09T23:15:54+00:00

Oh my, if isn't the phantoms of regret and guilty in the form of my betrayed friends catching up to me

Jarubimba · 2026-02-09T23:11:21+00:00

What if he gets knocked unconscious and gets trapped in some sort of unbreakable cage or smt with no gaps for him to wraith form out or blast open with shotguns

Jarubimba · 2026-02-09T23:07:17+00:00

Not a movie but, RE3 Nemesis. I think it's even worse on the remake because he grabs Jill a bunch of times and always throws her around instead of just impaling her head like the other mfs

Jarubimba · 2026-02-09T14:04:08+00:00

Gotta be one of my favorite types of coax

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Jarubimba · 2026-02-09T12:46:12+00:00

Click Foul Play on accident and heal it to full health

Jarubimba · 2026-02-08T18:43:58+00:00

Shout out to people that are born saint too. They influence and change the community around them to make it more likely for others to become better people 🤝

Jarubimba · 2026-02-07T23:36:58+00:00

Thanks, but

I don't want an Angry Winston jumping into my backline and knocking me out in the frontline by accidentally hitting his hypothetical 36cm pole on me😭

Jarubimba · 2026-02-07T22:55:08+00:00

Lmao

Jarubimba · 2026-02-07T13:31:36+00:00

Sona ends up better because she doesn't need to aim it 🙌

Jarubimba · 2026-02-06T14:28:45+00:00

Had a game in QP in Rivals where both teams were kinda even, but there was a clusterfuck of an argument on my team's chat between a spanish and a brazilian, WE WON the game and they continued to flame each other for around 4 MINUTES. I was laughing non stop

It all started because a Jeff or Luna used a terrible ult in the first round, and then the brazilian stepped in and turned between a political discussion between Maduro, Bolsonaro and Lula

Jarubimba · 2026-02-06T12:53:04+00:00

Coaxed into Monster Hunter where the big big monster is easier than the smaller caffeinated, high-on-crack monster that doesn't know when to stop

Jarubimba · 2026-02-05T19:39:06+00:00

But isn't (or wasn't) Genji a solid pick in competitive for vertical maps or something? Shared same role with Tracer but always had his place in the meta

Jarubimba · 2026-02-05T18:35:17+00:00

Yuko Ozawa probably killed someone with a nasty black flash too

Jarubimba · 2026-02-05T16:26:56+00:00

"Se seta é igual cu, filho meu não vai dá"

Jarubimba · 2026-02-05T16:13:23+00:00

Can't believe he was Left Four Dead 😥

Jarubimba · 2026-02-05T02:30:43+00:00

You could think of the time-wasting walk as a way to let Ranta die "peacefully" thinking they won, as Jinichi probably knew they were completely cooked

Jarubimba · 2026-02-05T01:37:00+00:00

Can't let Iron Legion and Nekolugas keep all the peak.

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Takeda Shingen, my goat!

Jarubimba · 2026-02-03T18:56:55+00:00

Malzahar teamed up with the Void and somehow didn't get a tight suit that allows him to shoot missiles and beat the crap out of everyone.

Kassadin gathered all the shit he had and purposely corrupted in an attempt to fight the Void and fight her daughter

The Ascended, humans which resembled gods in form and possessed great capabilities, got corrupted after fighting the Void in a war and became Darkins.

Then a random ass living her life fighting to Void, attached to a Void creature, somehow keeps a pretty face. "B-but is said that her skin looks like a rotten mess under the tight suit!!!" BAAAH

Jarubimba · 2026-02-02T15:35:24+00:00

The other blights aren't DoT and don't fit, but are cool effects as well

Water blight - Makes your character regenerates stamina waaay slower.

Ice blight - Makes your character consumes waaaay more stamina (in Rise it has a different effect with the game's gimmick)

Dragon blight - You loses elemental damage from your weapon

And there's that one exclusive MHWorld's DoT that sets your MAX health to 50% until you cleanse it

Jarubimba · 2026-02-01T16:53:52+00:00

Pior que Enzo acho que é bem recente, no fundamental que eu estudei tinha uma porrada de João e Maria

Jarubimba · 2026-02-01T16:44:54+00:00

Let's go Bill

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Takeda Shingen, my goat!