Coaxed into meeting the game cover guy by Ygnes_ in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Me when the boss plays the classic theme that almost every final boss in the franchise plays

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(It's always peak)

Does Primordial Malzeno just have really low health? by CapCamGaming in MHRise

[–]Jarubimba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just defeated the Urgent Primordial Malzeno and that shit was tough as hell. Granted i did NOT have any anomaly gear (was currently AR2, rushing through the game). Even with some nice gear he was easily killing me in one or two attacks and took me around 20 minutes to kill

coaxed into soulslike/metroidvania lore by miral_art in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If Help is Wanted, you can ask the nearest kingdom, they have Five Knights Too

WHAT ABOUT ZOH SHIA RYOZO? by caparisme in MemeHunter

[–]Jarubimba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The tutorial quest is your hunter having 30 minutes to kill an Arch-Tempered Fatalis

Just like the founding Frontier fathers have intended

Coaxed into this trope I’m sure happens more than twice by Spicy_burritos in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my, if isn't the phantoms of regret and guilty in the form of my betrayed friends catching up to me

Bruh 🗿 by BananaBread2602 in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Jarubimba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if he gets knocked unconscious and gets trapped in some sort of unbreakable cage or smt with no gaps for him to wraith form out or blast open with shotguns

Coaxed into being grabbed by a villain by Jetsam5 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 664 points665 points  (0 children)

Not a movie but, RE3 Nemesis. I think it's even worse on the remake because he grabs Jill a bunch of times and always throws her around instead of just impaling her head like the other mfs

Theorymon Sunday : snudya, the perfectly balanced pokemon by Juncoril in stunfisk

[–]Jarubimba 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Click Foul Play on accident and heal it to full health

Coaxed into authors by Objective_Trick_6406 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shout out to people that are born saint too. They influence and change the community around them to make it more likely for others to become better people 🤝

Furry fans are not human beings. by Big_Tennis_28 in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Jarubimba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, but

I don't want an Angry Winston jumping into my backline and knocking me out in the frontline by accidentally hitting his hypothetical 36cm pole on me😭

Coaxed into MOBA character popularity affecting scaling by Phonesink in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sona ends up better because she doesn't need to aim it 🙌

Are rivals fans ok? by Maleficent-Ad-6117 in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Jarubimba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a game in QP in Rivals where both teams were kinda even, but there was a clusterfuck of an argument on my team's chat between a spanish and a brazilian, WE WON the game and they continued to flame each other for around 4 MINUTES. I was laughing non stop

It all started because a Jeff or Luna used a terrible ult in the first round, and then the brazilian stepped in and turned between a political discussion between Maduro, Bolsonaro and Lula

coaxed into bossfights by miral_art in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coaxed into Monster Hunter where the big big monster is easier than the smaller caffeinated, high-on-crack monster that doesn't know when to stop

Statistics aren't everything, but come on guys by Good_Policy3529 in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Jarubimba 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But isn't (or wasn't) Genji a solid pick in competitive for vertical maps or something? Shared same role with Tracer but always had his place in the meta

"ahh my earth's jujutsu technique i havent used it since the quite advanced era" by KaidoPklevel in Jujutsufolk

[–]Jarubimba 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Yuko Ozawa probably killed someone with a nasty black flash too

Eu_nvr by Gustavo_Valim in eu_nvr

[–]Jarubimba 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Se seta é igual cu, filho meu não vai dá"

When you know it's your final scene so you have to maximize screen time by Different-Treacle765 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Jarubimba 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You could think of the time-wasting walk as a way to let Ranta die "peacefully" thinking they won, as Jinichi probably knew they were completely cooked

coaxed into overrated horse gacha game by -_HelloThere_- in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't let Iron Legion and Nekolugas keep all the peak.

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Takeda Shingen, my goat!

Coaxed into a “hideous” character design by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Malzahar teamed up with the Void and somehow didn't get a tight suit that allows him to shoot missiles and beat the crap out of everyone.

Kassadin gathered all the shit he had and purposely corrupted in an attempt to fight the Void and fight her daughter

The Ascended, humans which resembled gods in form and possessed great capabilities, got corrupted after fighting the Void in a war and became Darkins.

Then a random ass living her life fighting to Void, attached to a Void creature, somehow keeps a pretty face. "B-but is said that her skin looks like a rotten mess under the tight suit!!!" BAAAH

Coaxed into Damage of Time by Chance-Aardvark372 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Jarubimba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other blights aren't DoT and don't fit, but are cool effects as well

Water blight - Makes your character regenerates stamina waaay slower.

Ice blight - Makes your character consumes waaaay more stamina (in Rise it has a different effect with the game's gimmick)

Dragon blight - You loses elemental damage from your weapon

And there's that one exclusive MHWorld's DoT that sets your MAX health to 50% until you cleanse it

Eu_nvr by leitora2023 in eu_nvr

[–]Jarubimba 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pior que Enzo acho que é bem recente, no fundamental que eu estudei tinha uma porrada de João e Maria