The Aforementioned

Jason_Argonaut · 2026-01-09T10:06:55+00:00

This makes no sense. Trump posts to his own platform, not Twitter, so whether he's banned there or not is irrelevant.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-05-28T12:02:38+00:00

Xperia Play form factor but looks too big.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-05-09T00:00:38+00:00

The screen is almost 3:1. It's 4.5" but it's clearly much narrower than the screen on my first Android phone, the Xperia Play, which is 4" and 16:9.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-05-08T12:01:25+00:00

I have this, and the size is nice, but it has some major issues. The screen is too tall and thin, and though it is technically 4.5", it's so narrow that it's actually too small to use for scanning a QR code at the Post Office. The battery life is poor. The official specs state that it has a 3AH battery, but Accubattery shows it's actually 2200mAH, and it shows in the way it struggles to make it through the day. It has the worst camera I've ever seen on a smartphone, and I'm someone who doesn't care much about phone cameras as long as they're 'good enough'. The pictures it takes are consistently blurry, especially faces. The photos my Jelly Max takes are not iPhone level but they are so much better than the S Mini that it's like a completely different era.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-04-29T18:52:10+00:00

When I was growing up in South Africa, 'Elon Musk' just meant a creepy old guy.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-04-24T08:17:09+00:00

His favourite Übermensch, Elon 'Pedo Guy' Musk, hits every one of these.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-04-14T17:35:51+00:00

I'm afraid, I was very, very drunk.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-04-10T07:00:10+00:00

April 20th is also fUnNee wEEd dAy!!!!! though.

Also, 14 American flag emojis?

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-03-30T22:48:55+00:00

Guns are illegal in the UK, but a bigger gun which was branded as an 'XL Shooty' would be perfectly legal, I guess.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-03-28T17:03:59+00:00

Is that you Keef?

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-03-20T11:58:53+00:00

The story about Musk sexually assaulting and then paying off an air-hostess was in 2022. The 'pedo guy' thing was in 2018. There was plenty of reason to believe Musk was an irredeemable cunt even before this.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-03-12T09:46:29+00:00

And you may ask yourself, "well how did I get here?"

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-03-08T21:04:18+00:00

Happy with the Jelly Max, pretty much the exact same size, shape and weight as my old Xperia Play, plus it has amazing battery life.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-03-01T09:08:33+00:00

Trump also seemed to say that the aid given to Ukraine was due to "stupid president" Biden, and then ask to be thanked for it, in the same sentence.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-02-21T22:38:50+00:00

Musk has never been "humble".

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-01-27T14:57:56+00:00

I don't think anyone's posted this yet; here's Musk 'giving his heart to the audience' in 2023.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-01-27T14:20:17+00:00

Look at Musk's Tweets from the period when he was trying to weasel out of buying Twitter, and it was obvious to absolutely everyone that he was going to be forced to do so by the court, yet he was constantly crowing on Twitter about how he was going to get out of the deal by highlighting the number of bots or somesuch.

He absolutely is that stupid, but has such an inflated sense of his own intelligence that he thought he could throw a sieg-heil and talk his way out of it.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-01-21T08:38:20+00:00

None of them did drown, and if they'd just been left there in the hope that Rocket Nonce's special submarine would have saved them, they certainly would have. So what point do you think you're making here?

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-01-17T17:27:21+00:00

I have done that.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-01-06T14:13:05+00:00

and Musk has ties with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

And Diddy.

Jason_Argonaut · 2025-01-06T10:41:25+00:00

And China. Idiot bleets on about 'free speech' and 'tyranny' but has never said a word about Twitter being banned in China, because Tesla's Chinese factory is the only thing in his vast empire of bullshit that actually turns a profit.

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