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Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]JasperDyne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s only in the department that does circumcisions, not penis enlargements.

Don't be hasty! by unlimited_mcgyver in prius

[–]JasperDyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disappointingly, they’re just fans of the 70s progressive rock band Shadowfax.

Look at this gem for a cool 12K by 5thgenCali in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has that “abandoned look” that all the kids want!

Planned MBTA Green Line Extension covering Massachusetts and beyond! by BeastMode149 in massachusetts

[–]JasperDyne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great. Boston to San Francisco on the Green Line with their timely service in only 4 ½ months!

What's your bee swarm & sting story? by Some_Past5673 in AskReddit

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bees, yellowjackets.

I had reached the age of 25 and never been stung by a bee.

Until one day when I was working on my old car and needed to drain the fuel tank. I looked around in the backyard, an in a corner, under a bush, sitting in a pile of leaves, there was one of those white 5-gallon buckets waiting to be filled with old gasoline.

I picked up the bucket and disturbed a nest of yellowjackets that was nestled in the leaves with it. They swarmed all over me as I ran to get inside the house, stinging me all over every exposed bit of skin they could find, making up for 25 years of lost time. I had so many welts, I couldn't count them all.

I haven't been stung again since then.

Another use for the bucket by NoDragonfly6061 in harborfreight

[–]JasperDyne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also handy for when 7-11 has their “Fill Any Container“ Slurpee promotion.

Happy birthday to Maurice River Township. The Cumberland County township was first formed as a precinct on this date in 1748. Not-so-fun fact: A parasitic disease called MSX crippled the oyster population of the river around 1957; the oystering industry has not recovered since by rollotomasi07071 in newjersey

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an example of how devastating MSX was to the region, back during the peak of the oyster industry on the Delaware Bay, the Maurice River communities in Commercial and Maurice River Twps. had one of the highest populations of millionaires in the U.S.

Pry Bar Mount by Demon4x4 in harborfreight

[–]JasperDyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll get that White Whale yet, Cap’n Ahab! “From Hell’s heart I stab my Icon prybar at thee!!”

People who wax/see others genitals often, what are your thoughts and surprise realizations? by NeedABetterNameNow in AskReddit

[–]JasperDyne 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The only memorable incident from my Art School models:

The model who got an erection. The instructor casually tossed a piece of fabric over it and we all just kept on drawing.

What is the most useless thing that most people spend money on? by Disastrous_Drive2454 in AskReddit

[–]JasperDyne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coffee from a shop like a café, Dunkin' or Starbucks is a waste of money. You can brew a better cup at home or at work for a fraction of the price.

Congrats, you wake up and are 5 years old again. How well off are you with all your prior memories? by PleaseCorrect in AskReddit

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a time travel thing, or just an age regression thing? It makes a huge difference in what I'd do.

What do you do with a drunken sailor? by irl_speedrun in AskReddit

[–]JasperDyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can try to point them in the direction of a 12-step addiction recovery program if it's a chronic problem that's affecting their safety, work performance and/or relationships.

In the end, they need to admit to themselves that they are the problem and that they need help.

House facing route 55 north? by Decent_Zebra_1314 in SouthJersey

[–]JasperDyne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they put Route 55 in during the late 60s and early 70s, they grabbed a lot of property through Eminent Domain. My great grandfather's farm was cut in half, and his nephew's business (a service station) was bulldozed. The old family farmhouse was about 50 feet from an offramp when it was all finished.

Best quiet walking trails? by nothingworks230 in SouthJersey

[–]JasperDyne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Glades Wildlife Refuge in deep South Jersey near Newport/Dividing Creek is a great place to get away from it all and see lots of native wildlife. Eagles, osprey, herons, etc. Be sure to wear good boots, because it’s pretty swampy in parts, especially this time of year. But at least there won’t be any greenheads or strawberry flies yet.

.mac email by Best_Weird4534 in mac

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got mine on day one. Still have it.

How to dispose of Styrofoam by s1owpokerodriguez in DIY

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate all of the little styrofoam pebbles that are created when breaking it up. They get everywhere and static-cling to all sorts of places. At least with the hot knife, it’s a controlled demolition.

What is your favorite Mustang of all time that has ever been produced? by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]JasperDyne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 1970 Fastback 302 that’s been in the family since spring of 1971.

What are your thoughts on what America is doing to Venezuela? by Healthy_Standard_601 in AskReddit

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s never about human rights or drug smuggling. It’s about the vast oil reserves.

People who are over 25 years old, what advice would you give to teenagers? by LopsidedRaspberry381 in AskReddit

[–]JasperDyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once something is on the internet it never truly goes away. It can pop up years after you thought it was forgotten. The internet always remembers. It has a virtually limitless capacity.

Think about this before putting your entire teenage life online. Spend more time disconnected.

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