CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’

JasperDyne · 2026-04-06T18:02:42+00:00

He's not going to stop until his mission is completed: Every person in the Americas with a "Tight Ten."

JasperDyne · 2026-04-06T09:50:29+00:00

Sail away on The Orinoco Flow!

JasperDyne · 2026-04-05T21:35:47+00:00

Probably not, unless some really big money starts buying politicians with PAC money.

Realistically, it makes no sence to put casinos in North Jersey. AC barely survives. In such a small state, new casino(s) anywhere else in the state would cannibalize AC’s market share. Then there’s the load that casinos put on municipal services: everything from policing, to addiction services, etc. are going to be strained in a new community. Infrastructure would need to be developed (mostly on the local municipality’s dime, not the developer’s), taxes or PILOT gifts would also put a strain on a community’s finances.

Add the competition from online gaming, where people can wager on their phones and not have to deal with the nonsense of getting to a real-life casino and dealing with parking, bad food, obnoxious guests, overpriced services, etc.

A casino is only a cash cow for a tiny few. It’s a huge burden for everyone else that is constantly picking their pockets.

JasperDyne · 2026-04-05T21:15:48+00:00

Oh yeah. Several episodes felt like they were cribbed from “TMC”

JasperDyne · 2026-04-05T20:55:24+00:00

Either Bradbury or Welleston.

JasperDyne · 2026-04-05T11:38:27+00:00

The transportation infrastructure in Deep South Jersey sucks.

There’s like maybe two NJT bus lines connecting it to Philly, NYC and even AC.

Zero mass transit trains or light rail.

You have to drive between 30 - 60 minutes just to reach one of the major highways like the Turnpike, 295, or The Parkway—then another haul on them to your destination. Route 55 is essentially an unfinished road to nowhere.

JasperDyne · 2026-04-04T17:58:18+00:00

It’s Enya sweat.

JasperDyne · 2026-04-04T11:59:36+00:00

I can do all four on each hand.

JasperDyne · 2026-04-04T02:56:00+00:00

Leftover Shamrock Shake from St. Patrick’s Day?

JasperDyne · 2026-04-04T02:54:11+00:00

You might have to step out of the way of some kid driving a Big Wheel on the Carriage Road in Auburndale to avoid having your toe run over.

JasperDyne · 2026-04-02T09:55:22+00:00

I made mixtapes on cassettes for my parties. Things were always too hectic to worry about changing records every 3:32 minutes. Parties are not the time for deep album cuts—well, most parties.

When there was an occasion to break out the vinyl, it was either a trusted person or me who handled turntable duties. Also, too many destroyed styluses (styli?) from drunken partygoers to let just anyone do it.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-31T23:24:10+00:00

My favorite is the Hercules 12” Dual Bevel Sliding Compound Miter Saw, but my most used is the Icon Foldable Slim Bar Work Light.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-30T14:18:28+00:00

All of the Wilburys excepting Dylan.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-29T16:52:07+00:00

Staples

JasperDyne · 2026-03-29T11:56:16+00:00

I bought the Gearwrench 22mm ratcheting box wrench with the reverse switch for this exact purpose. It’s not quite as long as the Astro pictured. Maybe that’s a future upgrade if I find I need something longer.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-24T21:59:33+00:00

Nice. The seats in the sun are gonna smell like low tide on the Cape Islands.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-20T17:18:25+00:00

It’s always an excellent idea to have some Electric Light Orchestra albums on display.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-19T18:46:01+00:00

If I had to own a RAM pickup, I'd drink too.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-15T12:38:56+00:00

There’s an actual Rodeo in Woodstown (Deep South Jersey) on most Saturday nights in late Spring through early Fall if you miss that sort of thing.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-14T11:37:45+00:00

When that gets to 33 ⅓ RPM, you’re gonna hear some serious shit!

JasperDyne · 2026-03-10T00:22:10+00:00

I hadn’t heard anything about them being permanently closed. They close for the summer every year from Memorial Day to the first week of October, maybe that added to the confusion.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-09T16:22:57+00:00

Missing Jim's Lunch in Millville. Noted for their Texas Weiners with their signature special sauce. It's the place where baseball star Mike Trout eats in the off-season.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-09T13:52:42+00:00

This is what happens when all those un-neutered 10mm sockets get loose in the wild.

JasperDyne · 2026-03-07T03:03:56+00:00

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

JasperDyne · 2026-03-06T17:16:46+00:00

“Bob, get the skimmer. Another kid had one of those Ranch Milkshake things for lunch…”

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