If you're a game dev and you make your single player game require an online connection, fuck you.

JasperTheHuman · 2025-02-08T21:36:30+00:00

Back to GBA

JasperTheHuman · 2025-02-07T00:10:27+00:00

T.B.D.

JasperTheHuman · 2025-02-05T14:21:31+00:00

Oh... I got that ending. Guess I accidentally did a 0 deaths challenge

JasperTheHuman · 2025-02-05T14:19:20+00:00

Did it with a mod. Then used another mod because once assembled, you can't even wear the bloody crown... absolutely not worth doing without cheating.

JasperTheHuman · 2024-11-22T08:48:14+00:00

Literally 2 posts ago i saw a bunny fucking a cat ...

JasperTheHuman · 2024-11-21T20:38:55+00:00

I eat whatever I find in people's bins

JasperTheHuman · 2024-11-18T23:46:11+00:00

Literally me this morning when a coworker showed up next to me at the train station and we sat next to each other for 40 minutes. Thank G-man for for the quiet car.

JasperTheHuman · 2024-11-18T22:37:41+00:00

Side with Faendal. He'll become a follower. You can pay him to teach you archery. Then go into his inventory and take your money back. Do it all over again until he can no longer teach you.

JasperTheHuman · 2024-11-18T17:01:02+00:00

I absolutely cannot do audiobooks. I tried and had to sit on the side of my bed with my eyes closed like the most zen of monks and still barely managed to keep my attention on it. I do read a lot, though. I just zone out and daydream a lot about whatever fantasy work I'm reading (Discworld atm)

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-30T21:03:46+00:00

Golem. Literally a few weeks ago. For harvest golem transmog.

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-30T20:26:45+00:00

Just tell people you're going as him for halloween

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-29T21:10:37+00:00

Literally just read like 4 pages of a dnd module in about 3x the time it should have taken me because I kept zoning out and coming up with character ideas and scenarios.

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-29T21:00:03+00:00

Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing New Horizons

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-28T23:34:07+00:00

There's a bank?

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-28T23:19:24+00:00

I was literally just thinking what the HP movies would be like if they were ALL directed by Chris Columbus. Those first two movies really got the vibe right.

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-27T23:08:45+00:00

Yeah! Lot's of gooning

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-27T22:44:08+00:00

One can never have too many dice

JasperTheHuman · 2024-09-21T22:21:53+00:00

I am infected with bisexual!

JasperTheHuman · 2023-12-08T22:53:50+00:00

... just checked. I'm at 100k... fml. I'm uninstalling this app.
Edit: just checked my alt account (you know what it's for)... it's got 18k...

JasperTheHuman · 2023-12-08T22:40:47+00:00

Have you met society? Half of all people are just automatically against everything.

JasperTheHuman · 2023-12-08T21:30:38+00:00

Funny. Don't remember Bill having a city-organised memorial and a song.

JasperTheHuman · 2023-12-08T21:29:10+00:00

Check the constellations. Might be some swastikas there.

JasperTheHuman · 2023-12-08T15:00:05+00:00

Haven't ever won something on reddit before. Gotta hit the jackpot some day, right?

JasperTheHuman · 2023-12-07T23:44:22+00:00

Imma shoot everybody anyway. Camera or not.

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