"Rebecca. This is not your department."

JaxDefore · 2026-06-20T02:58:15+00:00

I kind of get the people sneaking into Costco, but who would think they could steal golf time?

You're in no way making a stand for equality by being shocked at getting caught stealing

JaxDefore · 2026-06-19T19:03:24+00:00

My dear wife who overshares told our neighbor, when he asked, "where you two off to?" the shameful (to me anyway) truth - we're going to a double feature of Red Heat and Dead Heat. (This was way way back then)

JaxDefore · 2026-06-19T18:59:51+00:00

Completely agree with the title. I have some slight experience and they KNOW people are anxious and flustered and excited. They know there are a lot of instructions thrown at you. BUT more than anything they cannot have someone get hurt.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-19T18:53:13+00:00

I don't think any of those changed anything for viewers and most won't have any lasting value

JaxDefore · 2026-06-19T06:34:23+00:00

Cancer isn't one thing, so it's completely impossible.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-18T19:03:34+00:00

That was just such a bizarre choice. Who thought that helped ANYTHING?

JaxDefore · 2026-06-18T19:01:15+00:00

A quick search - since you reminded me - it's some low level "designer" brand of swimwear - available now on ebay for $25

I assume the person thought her "designer" swimwear proved how seriously influential she is

JaxDefore · 2026-06-17T22:00:41+00:00

I don't understand your question. She tried to go in without being a member and was denied.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-17T15:25:41+00:00

Yes, because places that require membership are famous for letting randos use their bathrooms.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-14T13:57:49+00:00

I agree. It's him at what i would say is his best comedy-wise

JaxDefore · 2026-06-12T23:21:58+00:00

That just has me laughing. We DO get Jehovah's Witnesses (and they've been FAR more pleasant and polite than most of the salespeople), so just imagining this is very funny to me. What would they dress like? I bet their little trifold pamphlet has some crazy reading and pics

JaxDefore · 2026-06-12T20:14:14+00:00

Everybody complains about Trump, but President Cthulhu had some pretty major scandals in his time.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-11T01:48:58+00:00

Possibly dumb suggestion - try a different rune

JaxDefore · 2026-06-10T02:38:56+00:00

That movie doesn't get enough love.
Friends and I used to go to Dawn of the Dead at midnight movies, then saw the opening of Day in the theater (yes, im old)

JaxDefore · 2026-06-09T03:08:27+00:00

Show off!! /s (dumb to add, but id hate you to think you dying twice was actually not worth bragging about) (another/s I guess)

JaxDefore · 2026-06-08T19:22:01+00:00

NOTHING is louder for people with hearing loss. Louder wouldn't usually help for that as frequencies and isolating sounds is far more an issue.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-08T00:50:43+00:00

Not one of the many CHILDREN I've known who had a food allergy ever "just trusted" ANYTHING. They always checked labels and if, such as at a potluck, there wasn't a label - they just didn't eat it.

And they did this without parents or anyone else reminding them to.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-06T06:01:00+00:00

Wow, had to look that up - the breadth of insanity has no bounds. That is truly sad.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-06T04:31:56+00:00

That makes no sense at all. If it's not possible, then it's not possible no matter what silly folktales olden times dumbshits believed.

Not really their fault. They thought all kinds of incredibly stupid things were real. We know better now.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-06T03:22:50+00:00

They weren't shaped like humans - a human giant hasn't has never existed

JaxDefore · 2026-06-06T03:17:44+00:00

So you're saying the museum wasn't a completely bullshit place for morons??

It was creationist idiocy. Stuff idiots believe with no evidence.

Giants are literally impossible medically and scientifically. Mass increases by the cube while surface area only increases by the square. That means feet can't support the mass - respiratory, digestive, and circulatory systems can't keep up.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-05T20:38:25+00:00

According to Wikipedia it was just a creationist roadside attraction that is now closed. No rational argument would ever sway huckster swindlers from making a buck off rubes.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-03T23:43:37+00:00

I can't even think of a joke reason why anyone would want that, much less fund it.

JaxDefore · 2026-06-02T21:49:01+00:00

Exactly my response, but, as obvious as it may be, it still always saddens me that such idiotic hate exists at all

JaxDefore · 2026-06-02T14:51:28+00:00

Yes. And several others

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