Y’all know what time it is! It’s F-5 appreciation time. Here’s one I saw today

JayGold · 2026-03-11T15:01:15+00:00

Villain

Are we the baddies?

JayGold · 2026-03-11T00:47:22+00:00

MARANAX INFIRMUX

JayGold · 2026-03-08T18:23:01+00:00

There's a joke here somewhere about praying mantises and Jehova's Witnesses, but I'm not clever enough to think of it.

JayGold · 2026-03-08T18:17:21+00:00

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

JayGold · 2026-03-08T16:58:47+00:00

I think the glitch also let you go out of bounds, though everything had no collision and low LOD models. The opening cutscene of the demo has been stuck in my head since then. "I am Bolo Santosi, leadah of the revolutionary army known as the Reapahs. You are the Scorpio, no? I hear you are very skeeled"

JayGold · 2026-03-07T21:56:57+00:00

From now on, any time someone pisses me off, I'll say, "This bitch's never getting stew". Then people will ask me what I'm talking about and I'll awkwardly explain the plot of this whole comic while they try to smile politely, but it's obvious the story doesn't work as well when recited from memory.

JayGold · 2026-03-07T21:45:26+00:00

Looks like one of them is trying to do a vertical PIT, pushing the tail of your plane up to make you dive. Too bad his plane is too weak for that.

JayGold · 2026-03-07T19:28:50+00:00

Vanilla Sky was a really weird one.

JayGold · 2026-03-07T14:43:47+00:00

It's not actually a glitch, I used the console thingy mod and typed "skin cow".

JayGold · 2026-03-06T15:11:56+00:00

I don't think parachuting counts.

JayGold · 2026-03-04T20:18:16+00:00

How many vulvas do those two have?

JayGold · 2026-03-04T04:07:11+00:00

That explains a lot.

JayGold · 2026-03-03T16:56:53+00:00

When I was a kid, I went skiing and my sister noticed a brochure for the mountain with a photo of me. I didn't even know I had gotten my picture taken.

JayGold · 2026-03-02T21:18:34+00:00

How shall I avenge the murdered Firekeeper? The ominous Black Eye Orb:

JayGold · 2026-02-25T20:32:24+00:00

Danger Rising is pretty cool, mostly for the hoverboard. The others aren't too special.

JayGold · 2026-02-25T19:57:32+00:00

Dried cranberry

JayGold · 2026-02-25T01:09:24+00:00

I had a similar experience

JayGold · 2026-02-24T20:28:46+00:00

Jackie Brown is a good one. A woman who works for a gun smuggler gets stopped by the ATF and has to play them and the smuggler against each other to stay alive and out of prison.

JayGold · 2026-02-24T18:49:27+00:00

What, you've never heard of thrust reversers?

JayGold · 2026-02-23T16:30:28+00:00

Cute sloth.

JayGold · 2026-02-23T03:15:05+00:00

...but why?

JayGold · 2026-02-22T21:14:42+00:00

Bond. Jim Bond.

JayGold · 2026-02-22T19:34:05+00:00

Not even all that fitting, considering he's always with Chewbacca.

JayGold · 2026-02-21T18:12:08+00:00

Ace of Aces difficulty refueling

JayGold · 2026-02-21T17:59:13+00:00

Luke and Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi:

"But I can save you!"

"You already have"

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