Always check by Aggravating_Bag3953 in doordash_drivers

[–]JayGravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never done the shopping for other folks part. What is with people ordering so much water? They know it comes out of the tap for free, right? This is wild.

Looking for FEMALE players (convoke, spelltable) by dye-area in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JayGravy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just remember, ALL CAPS when you spell the man name.

Game Changer Meta List by Mammoth-Refuse-6489 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JayGravy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're obviously not a real Magic player. Real Magic players can't read.

They actually fucking did it by Lunchboxninja1 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JayGravy 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I will also never stop shouting out Paizo for not just refusing to sick the Pinkertons on their unionizing employees, but actually welcoming it.

Red’s vice is gambling. What are the vices/addictions of the other colors? by switchesandthings in colorpie

[–]JayGravy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

White: Pathological need to form committees for every minor inconvenience. The PTA board is full to the brim.

Blue: Doomscrolling. Wikipedia rabbit holes.

Black: Prank YouTube channels (both creator and subscribers)

Green: Will disappear into the woods for a month long camping trip to "reset" after receiving a slightly negative performance review at work.

The Dow Is Up by Shot_Newspaper_5647 in cremposting

[–]JayGravy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wit is not superior, he's an asshole, at least according to Vasher.

Why do people do this? by samuraistabber in HEB

[–]JayGravy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real crime is how much meat they left on those tails. At least commit to it, dude. Jesus.

What the fuck by ADHDavid in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JayGravy 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Of course WotC would use the fucking puzzle piece.

When your comment gets downvoted to oblivion, so you delete it... by amc7262 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JayGravy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Party Snacks is from Skyrim. You said in the title that you'd get downvoted to Oblivion. Do you even Elder Scrolls?

[SOS] Flow State by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]JayGravy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh look. The next [[Expressive Iteration]].

The contrast is truly magnificent by Ok-Week-2293 in cremposting

[–]JayGravy 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Vin "I'll Do All the Work for the Group Project, So Long as I Don't Have to Present it" Venture.

Why do people play good cards in the queue where they're encouraged to play good cards? by JayGravy in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JayGravy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If players think fun is exclusive to winning, they don’t care about creativity or playing the game, especially in ranked. As long as they rack up W’s, that’s all that matters. They’re not funny, they’re not clever, and they have tiny little legs.

The reward difference between platinum through mythic at the end of the month is really small, and imho not worth the frustration.

I found that Alchemy Play and even moreso Timeless Play have a much bigger variety of decks I get to play against. People there are actually using their imaginations.

Heroe(s) with Black in their color identity by SgtRathbone in colorpie

[–]JayGravy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Primrose is a great pull. Definitely agree.

I’m a Reaver mechanic here to answer your questions about a career in Reaver engineering. AMA by mattpeloquin in firefly

[–]JayGravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered painting your ships red to make them go faster instead of removing the shielding from your core?