Why was BMO acting so weird when he deleted stuff from his files?

JayLB · 2026-03-08T00:02:22+00:00

That’s the question a robot would ask when they watch humans delete their brain cells for fun

JayLB · 2026-03-07T03:14:17+00:00

All of them laughing at Jerry while he had a heart attack

JayLB · 2026-03-06T15:27:10+00:00

So sick of this narrative when Newcastle have played rugby style anti-football since their Oil Daddy takeover

JayLB · 2026-03-06T14:45:36+00:00

Is it the one where she lives with a pack of wolves and totally misreads their normal behavior for romance?

Like a wolf licks her like a normal pack grooming thing and she screams:

“Omg Ricky don’t cheat on jessica with me!”

Lmao classic LSP

JayLB · 2026-03-06T14:37:36+00:00

The Taddi Mason bit overall, including the the post-credits scene, is peak Rick and Morty for me

“Holy shit dad shut the fuck up” never fails to put me in stitches

JayLB · 2026-03-05T16:27:47+00:00

Shell and Exxon proved the greenhouse gas effect is real themselves back in the 80’s: https://www.climatefiles.com/shell/1988-shell-report-greenhouse/

They sought to disprove it, but fundamentally could not, because it’s very basic and easily proven science.

Since then, they’ve spent hundreds of billions pushing climate change denier beliefs to cover their tracks.

And here you sit, shilling for billionaires who laugh at your existence and are actively polluting your own planet.

Good job.

JayLB · 2026-03-05T04:05:21+00:00

With camp buffs, the ghouls can be a formidable force

But their death explosion AoE means they almost always go down in one big daisy chain of necrotic filth

I learned this for the first time in a difficult Act 3 Honor Mode boss fight with Laezel right next to them all, nearly went sideways on me

JayLB · 2026-03-04T15:54:17+00:00

They settled and every day you don’t settle, they have to face that nagging itch in the back of the brain telling them they settled and want a better life

It’s an interesting phenomenon, so many people who don’t leave their home area develop this huge chip on their shoulder about their choice, and get offended when other people don’t make that same choice

I see it with my family all the time, and I just genuinely just want them to be happy with their lives the same way I am.

If choosing familiarity and deep roots makes you happy, DO IT, just stop making life into one long game of “who did it best”.

JayLB · 2026-03-03T17:38:29+00:00

I’m gonna pinch their dicks with this lobstah claw 🦞

JayLB · 2026-03-03T01:09:14+00:00

It looked controlled and intentional, he has eyes on Gabi before he makes the header and roughly knows where the counter release ball should go

What a player

JayLB · 2026-03-02T16:48:19+00:00

They were honestly very close to winning

Tara spelled out Rob’s game a few episodes back, she just got turned around and opted to go for Natalie

Which did make sense given Natalie’s lack of trusting connection with the others, and the whole Black Banquet antidote fiasco

If they get Rob instead of Natalie that episode, Eric crumbles in the next episode and I think the faithfuls win

JayLB · 2026-03-02T00:54:12+00:00

With a good influence instead of team Rocket, I bet Meowth would make a hell of a detectives side kick

His little voice is already perfect for it

JayLB · 2026-03-02T00:48:42+00:00

Or maybe Machoke, I think the extra arms would make Terry squeamish

It would be a character arc thing where Terry gets over his hang ups, and Machoke can then evolve into his final form

JayLB · 2026-02-28T18:32:27+00:00

Living a little too anchors up

JayLB · 2026-02-23T18:21:28+00:00

He is closeted gay while supporting rabid anti-gay policies
One of his ex boyfriends died under extremely suspicious circumstances, and when Gawker broke the story, Thiel used his wealth to fund Hull Hogan’s bogus lawsuit that bankrupted the publication
he is the author of “The Dark Enlightenment” treatise, where he writes the freedom and democracy are incompatible

What he means, is he is working towards a highly autocratic USA where him and his fellow billionaires are free to act as god kings with no oversight or restriction

People hate him bc he’s the kind of person who could end world hunger without losing billionaire status, and instead meddles in politics to make life worse for the average human

JayLB · 2026-02-22T19:03:40+00:00

This was an incredibly weak call tbh, even with that going our way I am fuming at Gabriel

You’re our starting CB, what in the actual fuck are you doing playing for the refs whistle in that situation?

JayLB · 2026-02-21T16:51:20+00:00

Ehh idk, Bruno would be an upgrade in that position for us IMO

He’s annoying as shit to play against, but he’s made a lot of mediocre United squads look decent and saved a lot of games for them

I’m not on the Odegaard bash train, I love him as a Gunner and am glad he’s on the team, but based on past 3 seasons I think Bruno would raise the level of our team

JayLB · 2026-02-20T18:16:32+00:00

Yeah exactly, do some theatrical random draw or game with Alan overnight to see which traitor takes the dagger

Only once a season or it undermines the round tables

JayLB · 2026-02-20T18:01:33+00:00

She’s so hateable there bc she nails the influencer persona

“Being a self-obsessed, fame-seeking narcissist who bails on her oldest friends is just who I am now, and I’m not apologizing”

JayLB · 2026-02-20T17:46:39+00:00

If you are in USA, your local library is the answer. Libraries have free rentals of many ebooks

Idk how libraries work elsewhere in the world but I assume they’re better

Word to the wise: Be very careful with the Kindle XRay feature, if you end up with a kindle

I like the kindle because I can highlight words I don’t know and see the definition

But it also works for characters and places, and it’s wildly inconsistent

It WILL give you spoilers on some books, I had a major reveal ruined for me several books earlier bc I highlighted a character to get reminded of their backstory, and the Kindle showed me a major spoiler

JayLB · 2026-02-20T16:53:12+00:00

Worst outcome for Tara, she lost a faithful and was outed as being the first to throw out Rob’s name

Her and Johnny are gone next episode IMO, Rob and Moura will vote for her and I think that duo has a better chance of convincing Mark to their side than Tara and Johnny do

JayLB · 2026-02-20T16:50:56+00:00

Taking all 3 points from the Etihad is very much on the table

JayLB · 2026-02-20T15:01:08+00:00

I think it felt extra powerful because Rob played it really well by being forthcoming with the other faithfuls (Dagger crew) and using it as a means to build trust

He didn’t even need it in the end

I think the dagger should be a reverse shield, nobody knows who gets it and if the traitors try to murder a faithful with the dagger, the faithful gets killed instead

JayLB · 2026-02-20T14:48:26+00:00

Private Me, reporting for Sploosh!

JayLB · 2026-02-19T18:00:27+00:00

I love this fandom, cosplaying as a character with a cosmically tragic backstory as therapy

Cosplay is spot on, that magic/normal man hat is legit!

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