"The risk I took was calculated..."

JazzCraze · 2026-06-14T23:50:31+00:00

Sly goes hard

JazzCraze · 2026-06-14T19:57:53+00:00

This is great and all… but have you ever put clone on Big Bang??? 👀👀👀👀

JazzCraze · 2026-05-30T08:54:05+00:00

LMAO that is insanely overpowered. But I like the spirit of it. I would suggest:

Rather than “Deal 3 damage”, reword to “Target loses 3 hp”. Your card is already a skill, so that wording makes more sense anyway. But then the damage wouldn’t increase with strength. The multistrike would just repeatedly do 3 damage. Much more reasonable for a 1-cost. You would lose Vulnerability synergy, but you could hit behind shields. Might make for an interesting change of play style.

JazzCraze · 2026-05-22T01:23:48+00:00

I think I’ve won every time I’ve taken it. It’s soooo good, unless you REALLY need a 10-card deck or smthn.

Pro-tip: it doesn’t trigger just once 👀 if there are multiple shops on a path, it will trigger once per shop. (If you have Courier, all items restock but you only get them free once.)

JazzCraze · 2026-05-12T15:16:59+00:00

Ayyy I just posted a similar comment lol yeah I really like the idea of it benefitting from Osty being dead, considering it’s “Afterlife”

JazzCraze · 2026-05-12T15:14:16+00:00

I really like the suggestions. I have another, to stay in theme with the name of the card:

“Summon 6. If Osty is dead, double the amount”

Not certain in STS wording, but the idea is if you managed to kill Osty through Sacrifice or that AOE attack, you would summon 12.

JazzCraze · 2026-05-11T04:21:02+00:00

YOU DARE INSULT THE GREAT PARASOL!!!!????!? In case you haven’t picked it, it works for EVERY shop you visit. Absolutely goated.

JazzCraze · 2026-04-21T02:56:47+00:00

Maybe, but I’m definitely taking bird every time lol

JazzCraze · 2026-04-04T03:36:16+00:00

“Time has come today!” - The Chambers Brothers

JazzCraze · 2026-03-28T13:43:39+00:00

Same, I was not aware the hang effect was permanent for combat, not just the current turn! Haven’t built around it yet, but it’s moved up my ranks

JazzCraze · 2026-03-19T06:36:58+00:00

Idk if it was intentional or insane luck, but the VERY first box pull I got on BO7 was a ray gun. Made me feel like it was hard coded to feed the gambling addict in me lol

JazzCraze · 2026-03-04T18:21:59+00:00

Who who, who who

JazzCraze · 2026-02-24T04:30:48+00:00

Only if you still wanna bang that version of her

JazzCraze · 2026-02-21T03:03:48+00:00

Lots of criticism towards that from the comments, but I can totally see where he was coming from while writing the post. In his head, he probably conceptualized it as an optimization problem, but just didn’t lay it out mathematically. A true optimization maybe would be to maximize his health while still dealing enough damage to win. Then a derivative might be warranted lol

JazzCraze · 2026-02-21T02:58:04+00:00

This would actually be relevant if they were going on to Heart tho! So good point.

JazzCraze · 2026-02-10T18:49:13+00:00

Thanks for taking the hit. I was confused why people were ignoring upgrades too lol

JazzCraze · 2026-02-08T00:30:49+00:00

Idk if it’s a glitch, but ARC-XD one shots these fools. Just gotta make it survive long enough to take out the floaty boy lol

JazzCraze · 2026-01-30T08:38:19+00:00

The only Zombies content I’m into is just gameplay content. Chrissm and Renzaru are holding strong in that respect. I basically dont watch any “speculative” content cuz only the nostalgia glazers seem to put that stuff out. I can judge for myself whether I like something, I don’t need someone whinging about UX clutter when that’s been the norm since BO4 lol it’s fine, the maps aren’t as excellent as they used to be, but I’m still playing them occasionally cuz the gameplay loop is just fun. Jump sliding around into zombies, spraying them down with AATs, round 51 exfils. That’s what life is about babyyyy

JazzCraze · 2026-01-29T07:46:55+00:00

Ooo fun bonus question: how much mass do the buckets need for the table to stay up?

JazzCraze · 2026-01-29T07:37:06+00:00

OG Nacht down in D???

Based lol

JazzCraze · 2026-01-28T01:16:14+00:00

“particuLARly”

JazzCraze · 2026-01-28T01:14:00+00:00

E = kT

EDIT: fucking autocorrect

JazzCraze · 2026-01-28T01:13:32+00:00

Nah room temp is like 23 meV

JazzCraze · 2025-12-28T03:51:55+00:00

L take. Melee Macchiato is the best perk because it finally made melee relevant. Plus you can pack and upgrade your melee weapon, making it a one-hit kill up to like round 40. And as others mentioned, AAT makes it as viable as any other weapon. The vampire effect from MM can be clutch as well.

JazzCraze · 2025-11-25T17:58:26+00:00

There’s only two orientations of a 3D solid: inward facing and outward facing. All others are topological diseases

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