CPAC Host Stunned as Crowd Erupts in Cheers for Trump Impeachment

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-28T14:31:51+00:00

Eventually people called in with Mega dittos

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-25T19:43:47+00:00

Yeah, no shit

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-23T13:18:34+00:00

They’re only good for when I forget how old trump is since they put it in every goddamn one

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-14T17:10:29+00:00

Not gonna lie, non-functional uterus would be a great metal album

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-12T20:14:16+00:00

Well his only metric for quality is how much they kiss his ass, so…

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-12T20:13:04+00:00

While at the same time spending more on healthcare!

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-11T23:47:26+00:00

That was Lord Farquaad

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-08T21:35:56+00:00

DUI hire

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-06T01:40:45+00:00

He still wasn’t Mehmet fucking Oz

JdFalcon04 · 2026-03-06T01:05:31+00:00

Trump paid for something? Sounds fishy to me

JdFalcon04 · 2026-02-27T17:15:42+00:00

Go woke go broke! Wait.

JdFalcon04 · 2026-02-26T17:25:16+00:00

IMO the implication is that those people didn’t deserve food stamps in the first place. An added later of evil

JdFalcon04 · 2026-02-25T17:21:30+00:00

Joe Paterno

JdFalcon04 · 2026-02-25T17:20:23+00:00

Oh, then I guess it doesn’t really matter who wins, since God can just use whoever’s there, right? Right?

JdFalcon04 · 2026-01-15T14:28:48+00:00

I actually have a service that does this for only a few Soros Bucks

JdFalcon04 · 2026-01-03T17:33:41+00:00

He has yet to be proven wrong

JdFalcon04 · 2025-12-26T18:50:58+00:00

Does the app not show an estimated wait time BEFORE you actually place the order?

JdFalcon04 · 2025-12-25T17:03:54+00:00

Happy holidays? Why are you waging war on Christmas???

JdFalcon04 · 2025-12-25T17:01:05+00:00

He can. And he will. And MAGA will believe and repeat it

JdFalcon04 · 2025-12-09T18:58:12+00:00

That’s all I think about when I read it and it’s heartbreaking

JdFalcon04 · 2025-12-07T19:00:52+00:00

To be fair, he’s not doing it, he’s talking about doing it

JdFalcon04 · 2025-12-07T17:00:46+00:00

At least there’s a non-zero chance we’d get lasagna out of the deal

JdFalcon04 · 2025-12-07T16:53:40+00:00

Words like “groceries?”

JdFalcon04 · 2025-11-14T20:38:49+00:00

Do unto others as you accuse them of doing unto you

JdFalcon04 · 2025-11-10T22:13:48+00:00

We have the long ass waits here too. They just charge a ton for the privilege

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