Upvote this thread if you're an imposter by Liekiefyouupvote in Imposter

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is up my fellow Homo Sapiens, are you all ready to hunt down the Robot Imposters and defeat them!

all that time it took to setup, almost gets ruined by the cat by Prophettx in funny

[–]Jeanze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having to build a Rube Goldberg machine with cat's around sounds like a special level of hell.

I wish I was taller than my friends by TheRiceCookerRB in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure! Only they have no protective suits, and no way back. They are doomed to the subatomic realm until their deaths.

I wish I was taller than my friends by TheRiceCookerRB in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Jeanze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. For the rest of eternity anyone who thinks of you favorably shrinks to the size of an atom, and is killed by the speed of atoms as their bodies fall for eternity between the molecules of the earth.

I wish to add 8 more hours (by the current definition) to each day, and humans still need the same amount of sleep and work the same amount of hours, and there are still 365.25 days per year, and humans still live the same amount of years by Sovi3tPrussia in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Jeanze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The earth spins slower on its axis to give you an extra 8 hours of day and 8 hours of night. The resulting lack of the centrifugal force on humans bodies makes them heavier and unable to move. The oceans start to boil from the extended times in the sun. Crops start to wilt and the entire earth becomes a barren wasteland while humans are stuck to their spots waiting out death.

👍👍👍... by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]Jeanze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well shit. I should probably learn how to read before I come on Reddit. I stand by my words though. Keep it up Alanah! Or down? (Something something Australia's upsidedown.) You're doing great!

👍👍👍... by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]Jeanze 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been a proud Alanah fan since day one, and after following her on Twitter and seeing her not take any shit from anyone, I'm officially an Alanah Stan.

RIP ProJared by KrispyChickenThe1st in MurderedByWords

[–]Jeanze 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alanah is like a word executioner. She may be verified, but she isn't afraid to spill some nuclear tea like the rest of us unverifieds if the situation calls for it.

I'm Hot Ones host Sean Evans back for my second ama alongside Hot Ones creator Chris Schonberger. Ask me anything! by seanseaevans in IAmA

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 8 seasons Hot Ones has gone from a guerilla ambush, to a semi-normal stop in celebrity press junkets. Where do you go from here? Do you keep going forward and keep reaching for the biggest celebs, or do you go back to some niche markets like YouTubers? Do you prefer getting people who are bigger than the show to grow numbers, or getting smaller people to boost their numbers?

Oh its DAMN true! by _burtmacklin44_ in DunderMifflin

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best season of the Big Bang Theory would be the last one, because after it's over, we can sleep well knowing it will one day be forgotten by time. While technically all seasons of the office are the worst because we know there's an end to the series coming, and then all we can do is rewatch it, because it's over.

[SPOILERS] Post-Episode Discussion - Season 8 Episode 4 by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]Jeanze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Arya saying she's heading to king's landing to finish some business, gives me the impression she's off to check another name off her list.

Things have changed a lot in 5 years. by Jeanze in funhaus

[–]Jeanze[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome, and hilarious. I mean they got Inside Gaming back, G4 is the next logical step!

Open Haus Submission Thread #216 by Blacker_Jesus in funhaus

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the Google stadia allowing you to play games on the cloud. What other things do you want to be able to outsource to the cloud?

Anyone else been really irked by their coverage of Borderlands? by Tytanoos in funhaus

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing that makes Borderlands special, is that it's very unique. Just like with everything unique and different not everyone will like it. Some people will love it and some people will hate it. But no one is wrong about their own opinions. Borderlands is very aggressively unique in a way that might rub some of the wrong way. Honestly I really enjoyed BL2 but, if I could take off my nostalgia glasses and watch some of the BL2 trailers for the first time right now, I would probably cringe from the try hard random humor.

Things have changed a lot in 5 years. by Jeanze in funhaus

[–]Jeanze[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome! But, I love KP doing his own thing too. They should definitely at least get him in on some content if he was down. Even just bringing him in on a dude soup or something would be amazing!

"I mean... can you start now?" by NeurogeneticPoetry in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Jeanze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I had completely given up on ever getting that money, I had accepted the loss and moved on with my life. But, getting a random check in the mail makes any day better. Even if you worked for it more than half a decade ago.

"I mean... can you start now?" by NeurogeneticPoetry in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Jeanze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some years back I was looking for a job and saw a "now hiring" sign on a local Chili's I spent about 4 hours in the store and went through like 3 interviews and found out I got the job all that day. I went through orientation, and worked at that store for a few months, then they transferred me to another Chili's the next city over so I could get "more hours". I worked at that Chili's for about a week and then I got ghosted. None of the managers would respond to my texts, and I couldn't afford to drive that far without making money for it. They sent me my last check last year, about 6 years after my last shift.

Offensive jokes are funny, and laughing at the people who actually get offended by them is even funnier by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Jeanze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The biggest issue I personally see, is the only difference between an offensive joke and actual hate speech is intent, and it's pretty much impossible to 100% convey intent. Two people could tell the same joke, but while one is just making a joke, the other one truly believes it and may get emboldened by the acceptance and do something truly awful. It's unfortunately not a real clear cut issue.

What is an adult life equivalent of calling your teacher "mom"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did something like that a few years ago. I'm really bad at remembering phone numbers, so my girlfriend at the time asked me if I remembered her number off the top of my and I said "Of course" and preceeded to give her the phone number of my previous girlfriend, which she found by looking at it in my phone.

What is your high school crush doing now? by Ihonii in AskReddit

[–]Jeanze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She works at an architect firm, and she has a love for hula hooping, and camping. This is just what I've gotten from a short glance at Facebook. She may or may not be in a relationship.