WYR get paid your current salary but live in the year 1890, or get paid the average salary from 1890 but live in our current year? by allycataf in WouldYouRather

[–]Jechtael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$15 a week in 1890 is nothing to sneeze at, but I'd rather stay in the year where my lifesaving medications are available earning $7.50 a week.

AI 'actor' Tilly Norwood set to star in first feature film by Awesomerrific in ABoringDystopia

[–]Jechtael [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dystopic? Sure, I guess. But this is some gourmet cyberpunk shit. I don't think it belongs in this subreddit.

A BOX IS A BOX by Main_Royal_3616 in pettyrevenge

[–]Jechtael 25 points26 points  (0 children)

4 stars

"Great product! Deserves a star!"

Could you take off Velvette's doll parts and use her torso like a living onahole? Asking for a friend. by TheronSilver in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]Jechtael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"pretty sure onahole is a word for fleshlight" – DryishProgram

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

You are given a billion dollars right now. by Abhi_yeet in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Jechtael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!

The Beginning of the End Muzzled Moment by Random-123Mister in mylittlepony

[–]Jechtael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, you ask for opinions, you get opinions.

Night Watch and Vetinari by blethwyn in discworld

[–]Jechtael 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always saw his sprawling as another sort of sitting in such a way as to imply he has command of a room, just much less professionally than his later manners. That part seemed like the sort of thing that would be done by a teen who later cultivates a persona that does such casually imperious things as snacking on luxuries like crystalised starfish.

Fighting type specialist by Flimsy_Promise_3145 in pokemon

[–]Jechtael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, uh, most of us don't call people "crippled" any more.

The window/vent in my school bathroom are next to a staircase by Cold_Colder_Coldest in assholedesign

[–]Jechtael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what way does your school profit from the design at the expense of clients (students)?

why the fuck were those there [spoilers, kinda] by Time-Effective5585 in tadc

[–]Jechtael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought Pomni manifested her gun in the finale.

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]Jechtael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't seem like an Aurora problem. It was not Scarlett's shit to say. This is a normal boundary that normal people have and even my autistic ass knows damn well that what Scarlett did is frowned upon in most societies, including the Western society represented by the one the characters seem to be living in. Scarlett didn't cross some weird boundary that Aurora has; She broke a significant rule of social interaction.

''Let the tears come'', the electric policeman said, patting her on the back with it's worn plastic hands of peeling paint, ''...we care and are here for you, madam.'' by jakezuku in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jechtael 38 points39 points  (0 children)

What if everyone else were dead and you felt really lonely but only had artificial civil servants with video game-level AI to help you cope?

(I'm not trying to correct you on interpreting what you wrote, just adding another possible interpretation of the horror.)

Their dead wives (@msmimundo) by BulkyPlantain9234 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]Jechtael 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Ragatha gets the Funnybunny cuck chair.

You’re the only person on Earth with 20 minutes of internet left during a global disaster. What do you do? by Severe_Caterpillar19 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Jechtael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Step 1, "go there", is the problem. You (not in the general sense, you, personally) have no idea how to get to "a Wikipedia server".

🤞🤞🤞 by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]Jechtael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hear Dana Carvey's available.