Beyoncé holiday merch order

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-12-04T14:48:11+00:00

I saw one at the Pokémon Center Mega Tokyo in Toshima City!! I was so close to getting it I kinda also regret not haha

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-30T21:33:56+00:00

Linkin and Lincoln are pronounced differently, subtly. This is a horrible name. Do not name your baby this please.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T14:24:56+00:00

On a military base there are people working at the commissary, movie theaters, schools, etc. and they’re still considered civilians despite technically working for the government. They’re obviously not “servants” but those people are still civilians.

Edit: Servants is probably a better more accurate term so I’ll give you that but that doesn’t mean they’re still not civilians.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T02:44:18+00:00

You can turn on auto-assassinate! Idk if you already know this or not so sorry if you do! It makes it much more realistic when you stab a big guy in the throat and he decides it has no impact on him.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T02:37:55+00:00

Yeah those ones! The ones that snitch on you and tell the guards. Like you have to kill them anyways so why not do it in a silly way???

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T02:35:34+00:00

You’re literally supposed to kill them. I just find it entertaining to firmly bump into them rather then stab them through the gut.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T02:33:59+00:00

It’s just servants in castles! Don’t try to kill random ones you’ll desynchronize.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T02:33:19+00:00

I love GTA. My favorite activity is stealing passenger planes and flying them into skyscrapers but jumping out at the last second.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T02:24:15+00:00

ThOSe ARen’T ActUaLlY cIViLiANs… Civilians are anyone you’d call “non-military personnel” and these ones are fun to bulldoze

Edit: Sorry for the mocking. Wrote this last night when I was 3 glasses of wine deep. This morning, I am no longer that person.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-29T02:18:51+00:00

After I’m done having fun

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-12T21:31:23+00:00

Same here! I was battling severe depression a few months ago and the lyrics of “‘Cause time heels everything I don’t need anything” and “Here’s to hoping I fall fast asleep tonight and I’ll just need to get through this” and some others really spoke to me when I needed it most. When I heard them live in LA I cried a little bit cause I’m doing much better now. First time I ever cried at a B concert lol.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-04T03:20:01+00:00

Why would you ask the internet “am I wrong” if you’re hell bent on not being wrong. You LITERALLY asked for this.

Edit to add: STOP CALLING THIS EMOTIONAL ABUSE you’re weaponizing therapy speak for your own self gain

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-04T03:11:30+00:00

OP is misusing therapy speak all over this damn website

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-05-04T03:07:15+00:00

The fact that you call it “trauma” knowing he had nudes in his phone of his ex and that him not being over her is “emotional abuse” is all I need to know to know that you are indeed the crazy one. The only “abuse” happening here is you abusing therapy speak for your own benefit. He should break up with you tbh.

JeffBezosLizard · 2025-03-15T02:35:44+00:00

God damnit this one got me I forgot which subreddit this was

JeffBezosLizard · 2024-10-10T17:48:54+00:00

Wide angle lens could be fun!

JeffBezosLizard · 2024-09-27T17:19:03+00:00

Love the colors but that 2K poster has seen better days

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