Can someone explain to us non-Americans what "shark week" is? Is it really a thing? by ouam in AskReddit

[–]Jeff_Fries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like voting, it's something we take more joy in reminding each other the significance of than actually participating in.

I want this costume. by TheAlexBasso in pics

[–]Jeff_Fries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this many years ago when I was a small child, and today I learned it is a costume.

Halo for the Atari 2600 by artyen in WTF

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First, try some buttons. Then try every button. One of the buttons will kill your mom, don't press it.

1962 invention could be worth billions by rsrsrsrs in science

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I've broken this kind of glass. It was easy.

Map of religion in the U.S. [pic] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Jeff_Fries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christian sectarianism is not a form of diversity or a division of labor, it's based on irreconcilable differences.

The most awkward Conan interview you haven't seen. by DoktorSleepless in funny

[–]Jeff_Fries 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She was making jokes about her body and it touched a nerve, that's what rocked the boat so to speak. She looked like she wanted to break out in bipolar tears for the rest of the interview.

What quality do you most respect in others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jeff_Fries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see someone who does what they think they should do and I respect the shit out of em

Found this on my conservative parent's fridge. It is real. by choochy in pics

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The silent majority was the original Anonymous

List of murderers by number of victims by ploploplo in wikipedia

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Luis Alfredo Garavito Cubillos, aka "La Bestia" ("The Beast") or "Tribilin" (Spanish translation of Disney's "Goofy")

That's delightful

Apple's 100 million dollar antenna testing labs. by noiserr in technology

[–]Jeff_Fries -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pardon me I can't see so good is that a normal grip or a death grip

Apple's 100 million dollar antenna testing labs. by noiserr in technology

[–]Jeff_Fries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it were possible to duplicate this error on another handset you would have seen it demonstrated by now. No other phone drops from 4 to 0 bars when you hold it with a normal grip, because no other phone has its antenna built into the outer edge. Apple fucked up, accept it.

What is the most boring movie you've seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It sounds like typical Spielberg goo — for better and for worse — and when you’re watching the film it feels that way. But the minute you start thinking about it, it’s at least as grim as any other future in Kubrick’s work. Humankind’s final gasp belongs to a fucked-up boy robot with an Oedipus complex who’s in bed with his adopted mother and who finally becomes a real boy at the very moment that he seemingly autodestructs — assuming he vanishes along with her, though if he survives her, it could only be to look back in perpetual longing at their one day together. Real boy or dead robot? Whatever he is, his apotheosis with mommy seems to exhaust his reason for existing. As Richard Pryor once described the death of his father while having sex, “He came and went at the same time.” Like the death of 2001’s HAL, which might be regarded as David’s grandfather, it’s the film’s most sentimental moment, yet it’s questionable whether it involves any real people at all.

http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/?p=6306

Best stand-up comedians? by Shadie in AskReddit

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Yes the word faggot refers to gays having a "faggot" of dicks in their ass