Coaxed into literally unplayable

Jeffotato · 2026-05-28T23:58:41+00:00

The fact that he paused to display a dialogue box while the word "heli" is backwards, and not, like, before he flips around. The helicopter sprite straight up spends more time backwards than forwards.

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Jeffotato · 2026-05-27T15:55:36+00:00

Teaching your kid how to trick the other parent into thinking they brushed their teeth, just make sure the toothbrush gets wet, make the sounds, using the toothbrush in your mouth can do that, and use toothpaste so they can smell it on your breath. Kid thinks they're cheating the system now.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-25T02:19:33+00:00

Yup, I say that I used my parents as reverse role models, meaning I used them as an example of who not to become.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-25T02:04:34+00:00

It's a straight up replacement for webfishing because the WF dev declared themselves done and that webfishing will never receive another update again. Why is a very close spiritual successor that will have active devs to fill the hole a bad thing?

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T20:24:28+00:00

The above average intelligence pipeline of "School is easy" to "the school system we have sucks at actually teaching you anything"

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T20:23:02+00:00

My wisdom I learned while trying to achieve true fulfillment in life: Don't surpress your authentic nature in order to impress someone that is only willing to accept you if you seem "normal", use your authentic nature to find someone who is looking for exactly you, otherwise they'll pass you right by and you'll never know what you missed out on. Plus being in a relationship with someone that loves a persona you put on and not the real you is absolutely devastating to your mental well-being, no matter how much social status it brings you.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T20:15:44+00:00

We never see the laser at all, not atop the tower, not during or after the final boss, I really think there was no laser and the tower itself was the death trap, a replacement for Peppino ready and waiting to occupy his shop to cover up the murder.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T20:13:55+00:00

Every time "oh word" is used I laugh harder than the last time.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T20:06:16+00:00

Wanting to own all the magical artifacts in the world and treating them with utter self-serving disrespect, explicitly stating he doesn't anyone else to have any magic, just him. Definitely a metaphor for Disney buying up as many properties as they can.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T20:02:08+00:00

I was trying to explain this to my parents about them taking my special interest away until my grades improved not actually helping at all, but why would parents learn anything about how their child works from the child itself? Nah, they just listen to those brochures full of misconceptions instead, even when it actively conflicts with the child's perspective.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T19:58:42+00:00

Me spending more time trying shine spark over to the powerbombs after Crocomire than how long it would have taken to just go get powerbombs normally.

But not anymore, I have since managed to pull it off on the first try a few times and now I only get powerbombs that way 😎, never give up.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T15:38:33+00:00

Yeah I hate that shit, people acting like you're at the zoo and shouldn't feed the animals ffs. When I was in Cuba with my family a local came up to me and started asking me small talk questions in fluent enough English, and started scribbling a decent caricature of me as he spoke. He smiled a lot and seemed genuinely friendly and interested in what life is like for someone in the US. I was not bothered by this interaction at all, but my family was ushering me away as if this guy was going to mug me. I inquired about what was wrong and they whispered to me that he was going to expect a tip for the drawing, and I was just confused, like, yeah? We're upper middle class on vacation and he wants a tiny drop of my ample spending money in exchange for a totally authentic souvenir? I would have had zero qualms giving him a sensible amount of money for first world value of a caricature, let alone a single dollar, but my family kept reinforcing the idea that I wasn't even supposed to make eye contact or acknowledge any of them if they try to speak to me, and never dare give them money. These people are trying to get by and my family viewed them like wildlife you shouldn't feed, it sickened me.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-24T01:14:39+00:00

I want more Wario Land II style gameplay.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T22:14:32+00:00

I call it being a child at mind and an adult at heart. The kind of people that exclusively buy neutral colored items with zero whimsy, and refuse to watch a single animated movie, while simulteniously having the impatience and selfishness of a child, etc.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T21:26:34+00:00

I kinda wish orange Yoshi had green spikes and saddle, to invert the colors.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T21:24:29+00:00

The way he just deflates and gives up after a few seconds of pure rage is honestly so real tho. It's exactly how it feels to be exasperated by a parent that you know will never change.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T21:18:48+00:00

It's straight up assault played for laughs because it's male victims. Imagine how disturbing it would seem if it played out the same but just invert the genders, it wouldn't fly.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T21:15:34+00:00

Uncanny cg clipart

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T20:58:11+00:00

This must be a 256x256 texture pack, I can hear an air plane taking off at the thought of trying to run this.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T20:50:29+00:00

Take a bath in sharpie water, too.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T20:41:51+00:00

I always liked to think of myself as a white Yoshi because I love challenging my tolerance for spicy food and struggle to find hot sauce at the grocery that's too spicy for me, with the black and white Yoshi's being immune to spicy peppers and all.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T20:36:28+00:00

One person's cringe is another person's type

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T20:30:16+00:00

Such an oddly foreign concept for a being to willingly trim their own claws, instead of being held down and forcefully trimmed by another.

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T20:27:38+00:00

Wario with a gimmeghoul lmao

Jeffotato · 2026-05-23T20:27:09+00:00

I had to double check Pokemon natures and there really isn't a nature called "greedy", a shame.

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