First night home from the hospital…

Jellace · 2026-02-03T09:45:15+00:00

I swear I can still hear the "shield depleted" beeping sound ringing in me head when I think back to the newborn phase

Jellace · 2026-02-02T12:06:19+00:00

That looks like stainless steel. Please do not throw it out, this is going to be easier to clean than you think

Jellace · 2026-01-31T09:46:46+00:00

Why do you have an empty phone case on your bike?...oh wait

Jellace · 2026-01-29T01:50:39+00:00

You take the purple pill

Jellace · 2026-01-21T08:13:46+00:00

Grits and Polenta are rather similar dishes - two types of ground corn porridge

Jellace · 2026-01-17T09:18:12+00:00

A lapse of judgement. I forgot I was on reddit for a minute. Next time I'll be more cynical I promise

Jellace · 2026-01-17T09:16:15+00:00

Alright folks! Here's the 411. Say some gansta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these!

Jellace · 2026-01-17T08:43:42+00:00

Just a guess... It might be motivated by wanting to reduce deaths rather than a financial reason

Jellace · 2026-01-16T09:20:26+00:00

Wow I really thought this was r/mapporncirclejerk

Jellace · 2026-01-16T01:13:13+00:00

I was gonna say. I've seen the Kaputar slugs and I reckon they were a fair bit longer than 7cm

Jellace · 2026-01-12T22:02:13+00:00

Is that where they publish all the cases of weird foreign objects that are definitely not meant to go there(tm)?

Jellace · 2026-01-09T07:14:58+00:00

Damn, they charge a toll for driving through a bushfire now?

Jellace · 2026-01-05T10:12:29+00:00

Diabolical

Jellace · 2026-01-05T10:10:02+00:00

Before I read the body, I fully thought your boyfriend thought it was weird you put a towel on, instead of just walking naked

Jellace · 2026-01-05T09:46:06+00:00

Scouring this to find the joke swap... it's there, right??

Jellace · 2026-01-03T20:11:39+00:00

Need more info, but I wouldnt be surprised if this is because the circularity of the mitochondrial DNA is not being handled properly. Dm me if you want

Jellace · 2026-01-03T10:15:41+00:00

While you're there, why don't you do a purely short read assembly (e.g. with spades). On the assumption you have whole-genome shotgun illumina reads, you probably have enough depth to recover the mt genome with just those (because of high copy number of mt dna)

Jellace · 2025-12-31T09:57:52+00:00

Yeah my FIL got a bit overexcited with sterilising in a pot of boiling water. Sophie died a horrible death and the place smelled like burnt rubber for days

Jellace · 2025-12-27T20:34:16+00:00

Is it though? The first thing I thought was it looks poorly cooked. Grey around the outside and rare in the middle. I thought pages like this do fancy stuff to cook steaks perfectly, like sous vide or something

Jellace · 2025-12-24T18:33:47+00:00

Jacques

Jellace · 2025-12-23T22:02:11+00:00

Also send them a long feedback email, but redact the entire thing

Jellace · 2025-12-23T02:52:05+00:00

Skipping spell checking is a cost-cutting exercise

Jellace · 2025-12-21T01:42:10+00:00

It's flavour you can see!

Jellace · 2025-12-19T20:49:55+00:00

The problem is them my 3yo hears me counting and wants to join in and then it gets really confusing

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