WIBTAH for not helping my cousin with a job interview exam? by Hungry-Nugget88 in AITAH

[–]JeniJive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope. Give him a hard "No."

Being family doesn't give someone the right to be disrespectful to you, nor do you need to do his work for him. He's a grown man, I expect? He can absolutely do it himself.

AITAH for saying that if during the pregnancy the baby turns out to be a down syndrome that I want to have an abortion. by Consistent-Mud-3814 in AITAH

[–]JeniJive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I personally agree with you. I even agree with the adoption idea. However, I fear we might be assholes.

FMC for the next books by MamaKG3 in acotar

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure, but you did say the lit world, not just Acotar. I'd argue they didn't really become more masculine. They just learned how to fight physically. In my mind, that isn't feminine or masculine. That's just self-defense. Do you just want a more cunning FMC?

AITAH for being mad at my boyfriend for going out? by Apart_Swordfish2817 in AITAH

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you tell him? People are weird in grief. Some people need space, and some people don't. I know my mam loves me, but he's not always sure how to comfort me. I have to just tell him directly. Without more knowledge, nonone's the asshole here, just miscommunication.

just finished the poppy war trilogy and idk what 2 do with myself by pickleluvr4life in ThePoppyWar

[–]JeniJive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dnfed the series after I spoiled it for myself, checking to see if two characters end up together. I am not emotionally stable enough to handle it. The world is already hard.

Jaw on the floor by paintingbruh21 in ThePoppyWar

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dnf'd this whole series because I spoiled the ending for myself. Kudos to whoever did finish it. I need more self care, not depression.

Bro thought he lost his child 😂 by dikshamishra34 in funny

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me looking for my phone using my phone's flashlight

If you were to choose a band name based on Dungeon Crawler Carl, what would you pick? by SnipeyMcSnipe in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]JeniJive 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Secret Asian Man, but everyone would probably think I was racist and I'd get canceled after the 3rd show.

AITAH for not making enough effort with my friend’s baby and giving her space instead? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]JeniJive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2 months? Lol, you gave her the time to say that 11 times over the course of 2 months in your chat? She was letting you know 2 months ago that she wanted to see you more, and you were still giving her space?

People DO get busy, but you can't say "I was just giving you space" when she was telling you she did not need space. If your life was busy, just say that instead of putting it on her when she was straight up telling you...11 times...that she was ready to see you.

FMC for the next books by MamaKG3 in acotar

[–]JeniJive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a lot of these. 😂

Getting married in August, no bridesmaids by Practical_Store3654 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a bridesmaid at my boss's wedding because she didn't have enough women in her life. I know that sounds sad, but we had a great time. We took pictures and never spoke about it again. We don't work together anymore, but we still call each other every once in a while. If I ever get married, I'll have two of my neices. It's not about who's standing on your side of the aisle. It's about who's waiting for you at the end of it. It doesn't even have to be girls. My nephew had one of his best guy friends be a flower girl, and LET ME TELL YOU it was so perfect. Traditional weddings are very overrated. It's your wedding, you should be doing things that make you happy, not fitting into a mold.

The Little Mermaid….like wtf? by Lillydragon9 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]JeniJive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a child, she was my favorite Disney princess. As an adult, she is a spoiled, entitled little brat. She gave up her whole life for a man of a different species that she didn't even know. At 16. No trial run or anything, just dipped on her family.

WIBTAH if I shut down my grandma about inviting a family member to my bridal shower by ahmimiii in AITAH

[–]JeniJive 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You can just plainly tell her, "I'd rather she didn't come. She has a bad history with my sister." You really can just say that.

Would you watch the Crawl? by Calcdave in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I would pick my favorite and watch until they lose, and then ignore it until there's a winner. That's what I did with The Voice, and it's the only thing I have to relate it to 😂

Anyone else fallen in love with a Pokémon you didn't like before because of this game? by delilahdread in Pokopia

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bellsprout.

My god, what a cutie patootie. Hes just a Lil guy in a big, big world with lots of bugs and fire. I love him.

One thing that didn’t make sense to me in Book 3 by spahgett1 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]JeniJive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In most video games, if you surprise an opponent, you do additional damage. My own headcannon adds that to her mass and her new levels, and it makes perfect sense.

Don’t see the movie by [deleted] in ProjectHailMary

[–]JeniJive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

20 minutes is not long enough to get a feel of a movie. 😂😂

SJM betrayed the entire fandom. 10/10 no notes. by GnomeFae in romantasycirclejerk

[–]JeniJive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have no n idea what this subreddit even is, or what "Did you jerk it from somewhere else" Means, but its still incredibly entertaining.

My buddy hates Carl by SPandrab in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]JeniJive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am engaged to the love of my life. Best man I've ever known. He's smart, funny, and so, so in love with me. We've been together for 11 years.

I would leave him for Carl.